Bane?

Bane?

Dead meme Please fuck off

was getting dubs part of your plan?

OUT OUT OUT

i will kill myself live if I get dubs

The fire rises

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You have to live another day, dude.

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Well, they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother

Glorious

When will he appear in the DCEU?

why is he mouthing the words?

how come he is that terrified of a man he's never met?

For me?

i will become the biggest guy ever?

Will I marry JM and she will love me forever?

Fucking liberal shill please fuck off.

Will I ever get a gf

*starts to chuckle*

B-B-BANE?

*starts to laugh out loudly*

FOR YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU

*mom screams at me for making to much noise*

Can I bring friends?

What did he mean by this

Could CIA still be alive?

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Should I go to sleep?

>tucked in polo with cargo shorts and a jacket

Do government super spies really dress like this?

I'm the biggest guy

Is Marvel really for children and retarded people?

Will I win at everything ever?

pic related: real life sighting of a CIA spook during the Turkey coup

Will I get a 4

Leave normie plebbit twatter

BRAVO NOLAN

Does she still love me?

a lot
guy
call it
the masked
pavel
he didn't
who payed
or perhaps
you're a
4 GUY

WHO PAID YOU TO OVERTHROW ERDOGAN?

I don't like seeing this guy stop posting him

BRRAAAPP

I've had enough of this shit.

PLEASE stop posting this fucking SHIT on this board. I work fucking 7-4 every goddamned day and I usually look forward to coming on here to talk about film with people who have similar interest but no.

FUCKING MEMES

Instead of discussing actual films it's just

>Bane?

Five years. Five FUCKING years. It's over. Get out and get laid! I haven't had sex in a fucking year but I bet that's more than most of you goddamn worthless "memers" have.

Shithead cunts

Will I get a gf?

Someone get this hothead out of here!

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So hot dude.

>lulz must be a hothead xD
>the hot head rises
>oooh got 'em!
Yeah these queers worship their normie. The shit may have started here but it's normie tier and stays normie tier
>but it wuz ours first REEEEEEE
>lulz hothead again xD

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Should I eat my load tonight?

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Will I finally get laid this year?

ANSWER ME CIA

I fucking know that. Just answer the question.

kill yourself fag

Will SM ever be my gf?

IS BILL WILSON ALIVE?

Dr. Carson? I'm Ogg

Will I get a girlfriend C.I.A?

came here for this

LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED ROACH!

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Driver: Dr. Pavel, this is CIA.

CIA: He wasn't alone.

Dr. Pavel: He doesn't get to being friends.

Driver: They aren't your friends.

CIA: No charge for them.

Driver: Why would you want them?

CIA: They were trying to grab my prize. They were for the mercenary. The masketta man.

Driver: I'll get them on board. You call it in.

Hooded man 1: The flight plan you just filed with the agenecy lists you, your men, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of us. First one to talk gets to stay on your aircraft.
Hooded man 1: Who paid us to grab Dr. Pavel?
Hooded man 1: I didn't fly so good. Who wants to try next?

Hooded man 2: Tell you about bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!

CIA: Or perhaps your wondering why I'd shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

Bane: At least I can talk. Who am I?

CIA: It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is your plan. No one cared who you were until you put on the mask.

Bane: If you pulled it off, would I die?

CIA: It would be extremely painful.

Bane: I'm a big guy.

CIA: For me.

Bane: Was getting caught part of my plan?

Dr. Pavel: Of course! When I refused your offer in favor of his, you had to find out what I told him.

CIA: Nothing! You said nothing.

Bane: Well, congratulations, I got myself caught. So what's the next step of my mastery plan.

CIA: Crashing this plane . . . with no survivors!

DRIVER
Dude wasn't ridin' solo.

CIA MAN
Yo ass don't git ta brang playas.

DR. PAVEL
They is not mah playas.

DRIVER
Don't worry, no charge fo' em.

CIA MAN
Why would I want them?

DRIVER
They was tryin ta grab your prize. They work fo' the mercenary. Da maxed man.

CIA MAN
Bane?

CIA MAN
Git 'em on board - I be bout ta call it in.

CIA MAN
Da flight plan I just filed with tha Agency lists me, mah men, and Dr. Pavel here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. But only one of yo thugged-out ass.

CIA MAN
FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON
MY AIRCRAFT!

SO...WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR. PAVEL?!

Nothing. CIA Man fires up tha open door n' tha Special Forces yank Hooded Man 1 back in, clubbin his ass on tha fuckin' down-low.

CIA MAN
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?!

CIA MAN
TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!

Da prisoner say nothing. CIA Man presses tha glock ta the manz hood - his schmoooove ass cocks tha gun...nothing.

CIA MAN
LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!

THIRD PRISONER
Or da thug wonderin why one of mah thugs would blast a playa before throwin his ass out of a aeroplane.

4th reich?

Will I ever get a gf again? It's been three years...

Give me a real fucking answer you spook

fuck me I got trips and double dubs in a row somebody stop me

Reddit thread?

DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?

Well she be mine

bane?

should i have killed myself when i was younger

Will I pass my A Levels

WHO ARE YOU?

Should I ask her out this week? No bs answers please

Do you FEEL in charge?

Is baneposting eternal?

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Will I find a big girl for me someday?

Stop posting shitty pasta. Baneposting will live forever.

will i ever not be a virgin

BANETTO!

user...

I've never seen a noggin steam like that before.

BANE!

BIG GUYS CAME ON MY AIRCRAFT

DISRESPECTED MY WHOLE FLIGHT PLAN

ALL BECAUSE SOMEONE SOLD ME OUT

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT WAS YOU!

*gets punched*

Fuck off gregg

WE CIA NOW

Does Emma Stone browse Sup Forums?

bane?

>ask again
will all hotheads die forever?

>0 twice in a row
I'm almost positive that the hothead allegiance is out to get me.

Will I ever be CIA?

well are you going to ask him again big guy?