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Pyongyang edition

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Pakis really fucking hate arabs lads, saudis especially

I like Turkish Delight, I do

my mom is anime character

DFTBA

Is she?

South korea is best korea

sue

8 years hrt
do I pass?

Which kpop group is she from

cute boys

Puttin ma feet up :)

For me, it's the Tannhäuser Overture

Someone post the webm of that teacher with the short dress and sandals

shes japanese

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fat cunt

Ummmm.... She could still be in a kpop group you f*doing racist!!!!!!

Are you a gypsy or some other kind of nigger?

THUNDERTHIGHS

don't get the sandals with socks meme

much better i dont have to look at people's decrepit feet

Seriously long legs these

If you're going to wear socks with sandals you may as well just wear shoes

bandjanaimon

are you scottish

explains why you are lying about on the job

not really

i have a pen
i have a bitch
ooo
bitch pen

all rook same

hideous shoes
fat things
cheap trousers

Nope English as apple pie

are you scouser

explains why you are lying about on the job (lying as in giving false testimony/purposefully inaccurate or misleading statements)

Yes really

Any best astrological sign man in?

how do we stop autism

alri hal jordan

>lying
for english people you're not quite good at it are you

ah yes

delete this

"no"

need a premenopausal mommy gf

>fat things
squerled

Me the lad putting his fingers in his ears

mate just revealed he believes in ghosts

Don't get it

smart man

Never reply to the wrong post again.

BAZINGA

I kinda want to visit NK before it gets glassed but I only sort of want to die

m-m-MUMMY!

I do what I want bitch

Rorke

>Try and look for private therepy
>Prices range from £80 - £110

I earn £8.45 an hour for crying out loud.

want ann coulter to strangle me with her man hands and call me a degenerate limey

it's shite lad

I'll run you through their sessions
>just b urself
there, saved you 80 quid

>yes Mr. Goldstein. Of course Mr. Goldstein, I'll have this month's rent by the end of the week. Thank you for your trust and for this great opportunity to rent a 28sqm for $1500, Mr. Goldstein.

take lsd, it's cheaper than therapy

my fucking dog is scratching at my fucking door lads
absolutely seething at this bitch

*they're

Need to go to Istanbul Inshallah

Smart lad.
If he gives himself schizophrenia the NHS will pay for his therapy sessions.

No thanks I don't want schizophrenia.

No. Bangkok lad. They didn't put it in there because it's so fucking outrageous what you can get

just remembered that time I downed an entire bottle of milk of magnesia then went to sleep and shit the bed

how can all the sheeds afford living in london then

Fucking spent 20 minutes of the phone with this therapist.

I wanted to end the call the moment she said that sessions are £110 an hour but she kept asking me questions.

Fucking why do you become a therapist to earn that much an hour.

I earn £8.45 I genuinely can't believe it.

I'd be buzzing off my tits if I earned even £11 an hour.

simpler times

>179cm vs 181cm

You won't get fucking schizophrenia

You are more likely to be killed by a car while crossing the street than getting schizophrenia from lsd.

Ok, if that's not your thing, psilocybin mushrooms then. Literally zero risk of fucking you up for good and you can find them by going out the fucking door, they don't even cost anyhting than effort.

2 dried grams should be good for a first timer.

Do not trust the Finn

that's like saying that toads hate rats

Alri professor

Pretty sure Istanbul is in Turkey.

At least I know what I'm talking about. We are a race of shamans up here, don't you know?

shan't be taking medical advice from a nation exclusively made up of autists

They live in estates where the government pays part of their rent, I'm guessing. It's proportional to the number of kids you make. Have a guy from my neighborhood who went to London, works as a cabbie. married his cousin who is british made some kids and gotten a huge appartment for very cheap. Smart lad.

Is Shaman finish for asiatic slav mongrels?

what do you lads have for breakfast?

Fruit n fibre with whole milk here

>tfw you hit a raisin goldmine

N'est videogames ever en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvester_(video_game) and en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hopkins_FBI
If you didn't play them you had no childhood/teenage good. Simple as.

sausage in bread

>You wont get fucking Schizophrenia

alan you're like 5'2, don't talk about height manlet

couple of sweet waffles with honey, a banana, bowl of mixed nuts, pot of coffee. Then went right back to bed haha

>1996
>1998
>Teenage

Alri Grandpa ahahaha have fun on pacman ahaha

alri tarqs, waitrose have a deal on organic, gluten-free waffles?

Saw Purple Aki in Huddersfield town centre at lunch time.

He was standing in market square across from mcdonalds.

just woke up lads

Well why dont' you waste all your money talking to some old hag who can in no way relate to you or your pain? :D

Have fun shiftigh trough multiple therapists, since they are used to some stupid workers coming there with "boohoo, my wife is cucking me" and the most they can give you is either "cheer up mate, you know everyone loves you :)" or "have you tried going outside?"

Swallow your ego and admit that there is much more to life than you could ever understand and that there are fucking bathtub research chemicals that know more about this shit than you or any human being for that matter.

how many electromechanical relays can a 5v, 50mah current power simultaneously?
asking for a friend

nah mate tesco

1 minute in toaster, done

>bathtub research chemicals

What did he mean by this?

not the origin mong nor shall I be reading a word of this

How common is schizophrenia even?

This is one of those things I swear. I bet you guys think that smoking even a single marijuana will turn you gay instantly.

>You are more likely to be killed by a car while crossing the street than getting schizophrenia from lsd.

>LSD

no thanks mate, will stick to 50mg of 66-FAG-POO shoved right up the shitter

I'll admit there's more to life than I will even come close to understanding. Hallucinating a bunch of revelations with absolutely no basis in this reality, or which ever reality you think you've broken into while spazzing out in a dark room on 400mics of acid is not the way to deal with your problems.

I enjoyed my younger years where I took a lot of psychedelics/RC's but nothing pisses me off more than smug drug abusing hippie retards who think the drug is giving them some secret knowledge or has elevated them to a higher plane and act all up their own arse when in reality what it did was chemically change the way your brain perceives the world and at most helped you come to a personal epiphany. Nothing more.

>How common is schizophrenia even?
>This is one of those things I swear. I bet you guys think that smoking even a single marijuana will turn you gay instantly.

what does this mean

any other working/lower middle class lads rip on their wealthy friends in school? one lad was just a bit better off than us(higher middle class), but we ripped him mercilessly for being rich

He hated it, screech whenever I think about it

>This is one of those things I swear. I bet you guys think that smoking even a single marijuana will turn you gay instantly.

>This is one of those things I swear. I bet you guys think that smoking even a single marijuana will turn you gay instantly.