You have been visited by the one eyed defensive Mastermind

You have been visited by the one eyed defensive Mastermind.

Elite defense and resilient offense will come to your team, but only if you reply with "Thank you based zimmer".

>jests
>elite defense and resilient offense
nice meme, but thank you base zim zam.

Best friend killed himself in his sleep, huge vikings fan. I hope the vikings win it all this year

I knew nothing about Zimmer and then I read some quotes of his and I was really surprised that he curses a lot. With his glasses he looks like an accountant but apparently his players love playing for him.

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Zimmer's wife passed away though.

Thank you based zim

Patiently waiting in heaven.

>Punished Zimmer
>A man denied his QB

He has an unusually high, soft voice. I expected him to sound like some grave-gargling Clint Eastwood type.

I suppose no wife is more patient than a dead wife

So did General Patton

That's not Belichick and or Tom Thibodeau?

and abe lincoln

Zimmer's defense still recorded the best 3rd down % in NFL History at 25.2%.

>killed himself in his sleep
you sure he didn't wake up dead?

Belichick spends zero money as possible though.

I heard him talk about it before, he OD on H.

see. Chandler Jones and one guy who got traded to the Browns for peanuts.

So what? Zimmer has legit superstars and doesn't have Tom Brady slinging the rock, also this is Odin's team and he wants the best defense in the NFL year after year. The way it stands now, the Vikings need to score just 16 points to win outside of irregular games.

should be bengals hc, feels the worst desu

What? Belichick ships off his defensive superstar, full well knowing it's his scheme.

Why wouldn't you want to have a Superstar in ANY System as a SUPERSTAR in your system?

That's Zimmer's mindset, kinda stupid to ship off your best players just so you can splurge on offense.

Vikings have Superstars on their defense that would be stars on other teams as well.

They don't splurge on offense.

The unnoticed key to this Dynasty.. kraft is kind of a cheap skate. he gave belichick complete control, under order that he stay well bellow guaranteed salary levels.

That's some bullshit, Zim Zam has a blank check to bring home a trophy essentially

I'm not talking about Zimmerman at all here.

>disrespecting Belichick and Brady

Kraft has a nose for the ones too.
>Parcells
>Carroll
>Belichick

Im not either, but its some bullshit that Bill has to be a cheapskate

Thank you based Zimmer.

So he's missing at least two of those.

Kraft. kraft is the cheapskate.

Bill would have franchised Garop da Wop and have him ride the bench.

If they could spend as much as they'd want, the team would probably be worse.

hey at least you have Marvin Lewis

yeah!!

I mean he's coached 7 playoff games. Not many current coaches can claim that

In fact it's six (6) more than zimmer

Yeah, and what's his record in the playoffs? Bungles need a new hc

so when the vikings inevitably lose their 6th(?) straight nfc championship game what will the questions at zimmers press conference be like?

Thank you based zimmer.

thank you based zimmer

do you know of any oher 100+ win coaches out there they could find?