OFFICIAL ARSENAL v CHELSEA MATCH THREAD 1

7:45pm kick-off.

Arselel: Cech, Bellerin, Chambers, Mustafi, Holding, Maitland-Niles, Xhaka, Wilshere, Ozil, Alexis, Lacazette.
>Subs: Ospina, Mertesacker, Coquelin, Elneny, Walcott, Iwobi, Welbeck.

Lelsea: Courtois, Azpilicueta, Christensen, Cahill (c), Moses, Kante, Bakayoko, Fabregas, Alonso, Hazard, Morata.
>Subs: Caballero, Rudiger, Zappacosta, Drinkwater, Willian, Pedro, Batshuayi.

Wenger in

Hello Wenger
*waves back*

>Hazard

This has draw written all over it to be quite frank desu

What does his phone say Sup Forums

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If/when Walcott is sold/loaned who will take his place as the resident bench warmer?

teo wastes his career on the bench at arsenal walcott

didnt realise this was tonight nice surprise

How many bongs until the game lads?

señores

I wonder how Sanchez feels about his prime years being a complete and utter waste

How many sitters will Morata miss today lads?

45 bings

40 mins

forty bings

What exactly did he expect when he moved to Arsenal, relevant trophies? If so he's an idiot. Lucky for him and Ozil there's still time for them to get one more big contract at a relevant football club.

He won chile's first ever copa americas. He can fuck any and every female from his native country until he dies. Domestic football is pointless, just a way to make a bit of money

>holding, chambers, maitlamd-niles, xhaka,

>if you dont win 9 league titles and 5 champions lagues your career is an complete and utter waste

kys

fucking hell, arsenal is gonna get lit up 5-nil at home. this is the match that slays wonga

>5-3-2
>aiming to eek out a draw
>will definitely lose

It's amazing how shit arsenal's squad is

Wenger's hand shows where Arsenal is going to finish in the league.

For me. It’s Jesse Lingard

lol arsenal will not get 5th. you really think one of liverpool, spurs, united, or Chelsea will drop below arsenal?? the absolute state of the club...

name something worse than time wasting in football

How much will Chelsea win by Sup Forums?

I predict 2-0

so how many phantom penalties are we going to concede today?

>Chelsea
>scoring more than a single goal from a defender

>3 days into the transfer window
>sign Igor Stepanovs 2.0 for £1.9m
>still no CM so we can bench Xhaka

kys wenger

Pulisball

that his bet's gonna cum in an awl

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Don't watch this shit game on this shit league! Watch our superior games in our great league!

I'm hoping it's gonna be a trashing.

nah yer alri

>he doesn't know conte and wenger's head to head

>spurs will finish below arsenal la

Thanks for buying me these earrings for my birthday user

the referees union will be all out to ensure chavscum win today after Wenger correctly called out Mike Dean's integrity

referees fucking hate it when someone calls them out for the corrupt scumcunts we all know they are

>dat Portimão
Based

Arsenal were the better team in the reverse fixture without both Ozil and Sanchez

Would do, but it's not on the tele

>refereeing is easy
>you don't make your own luck
>these decisions don't balance out

really makes me think

sauce?

I have money on the draw for the first time in my life.

>that decision would have been awarded against chavscum

'no'

chelsea have had the least penalties awarded in the league, you dip. That's not even counting the fact that every team has their players take in turns to fuck up hazard's ankles

burnley have 0 so I doubt that somehow

Whomst you got first scorer?

wenger in

she gobbles it down m8

>chavscum niggers

Wanna know how I know you're a booty-blasted Arsenal fan?

0-0 FT

Doping

bought a riley reid fleshlight last night

people posting traps at half-time slags

>why yes, m'lady, i am INDEED a keen supporter of chelsea FC!

Retrospectively punishing diving, while every single other country that goes to the world cup is trying to get any advantage possible

wannna know i know saying wanna know how i know is the cringiest godawful reply meme on Sup Forums?

players wages it's a disgrace that money should go to nurses and soldiers

my bad. Guess i've been listening to disingenuous commentators

Michael Owen's punditry

The americanisation of football: VAR, water breaks and potentially a stopping clock and sin bins. Association football is going to die pandering to a country that doesn't, and will never care about it

the PL isn't by any means my main league, but boy am i glad it exists and i can watch (mostly) entertaining footie on this wednesday evening, especially when bundes has winter break

What is wrong with VAR?

>Soldiers

>over 70% of penalties are scored

How do we make them harder lads?

i love how mou is called bus parker when he doesnt start with 5 offensive players but conte gets a free pass for starting a game with two

Cos everyone hates everything mouyes does regardless of context

>Manchester City
>For - 5
>Against - 0

Got man flu lads but my mates gf just sent me a bunch of nudes and wants to meet up tomorrow.
Do I bang her and risk my nose dribbling on her?

Also Chelsea gonna win 3-1

will he deliver a killer game tonight?

watched bundes the other day

penalty was the call, ref pulled the play back 2 minutes, spent 5 minutes looking at tapes and called a fk

the added time at the end of the game was 3 minutes

Why is Jack Livermore a lying cunt?

>you know remember hazard raping entire arsenal defence

1. doesn't solve the problem it's trying to adress
2. disrupts the flow of the game
Anything that causes extra stoppages is antithetical to why people like football and gives tv companies a chance to cram in more shitty ads

Draw straws to decide the taker

Who is "Jack Livermore"

Adding VAR like this without stopping the clock is so fucking stupid

He, like every Arsenal player, is a mercenary who cares only about money and doesn't give a shit about winning trophies.

Conte isn't a loathsome prick about it

>exactly the same number for as against
Is there some reason or just coincidence?

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The var is fine, the problem are the people. The fans are too stupid and childish, and the refs are both too incompetent and too scared of losing power.

Why is Jake Livermore a lying cunt?

Didn't even know this was on

Nice

I want him back

But that's because they're incompetent, not because of VAR.

Who is "Jake Livermore"?

Chelsea trifecta incoming. Part one today, part two and three in the league cup semis

please be bait

>Maitland-Niles
Wtf is this

>Costa hurt in first 5 mins of atletico debut
lel

Ah yes, the same Chelsea that hasn't won a game against Arsenal since the time they switched to 3 at back, losing two trophies in the mean time, will now do a trifecta.

quintessential english lad