Criticize a sports team

>criticize a sports team
>someone argues back and raises good points, essentially proving me wrong

>SEETHING

>criticize my own sports team with bogus reasoning
>reply to myself BTFO the argument

Man i wish i was an american flag i can always pretend to be someone else

>realise I'm wrong halfway through the argument
>pretend I was trolling all along

Man I could get the ragiest boner just by tongue kissing her

yes that's how that usually works juan

>Realise I'm wrong
>Use relativism

Yeah I'm thinking i've won

>be losing an argument
>spot a typo in my adversary's post
>another flawless victory to me

>start losing an argument
>pretend to be a new poster and reframe my argument without admitting I'm wrong

>say stupid shit
>4 people respond to BTFO me
>all same flag and at least 1 min apart
>reply to all of them with “all me btw :^)”
>another argument won on the internet

>t. Homosexual bug'man'
You don't just kiss any orc in the street to pump and dump, STD ridden degenerate

>Not that user but...
>It's really me

>criticize a sports team
>murican argues back and raises good points in his opinion, but essentially he's SEETHING
>tell him he's SEETHING
>they make a thread about it

>SEETHING

>Shitpost about football coming home
>England loses
>Pretend I'm Scottish or Welsh

>an American replies to me
>post '>tf, >tt' and break out my mutt folder

Whiter than you, Muhammad.

>In matchthread
>Criticize one of the team playing
>They score just when I click to post

>in game thread
>post something about team I like doing well
>get scored on immediately after I post

>criticize a sports team
>mistakenly post the wrong stats while trying to ridicule them
>close Sup Forums and don't visit for the rest of the day

>player makes literally the simplest and most honest of mistakes

>green text their name said in different/demeaning way to imply their actually terrible

>someone makes a well-thought-out but disagreeable post
>they have something other than "Anonymous" in the name field
Jk haha that's never happened and never ever will

>somebody ones up me in an argument
>leave the thread and dont return to it again

>Watching the match on TV
>See a player score
>Type on Sup Forums "Player" is shit get him off the pitch
>All the delayed stream fags (you) me

>Falseflag as fan of the other team
>Make an incredibly stupid statement to make their fans seem like a bunch of dumbasses
SOME LOCK ME UP BABY

stealling this one

That one is honestly great.

I do this all the time desu

>criticize a sports team
>hop onto proxy and post as an american to give my leafcritique credibility

>someone criticizes anything about me on any Sup Forums board
>t. soyboy libcuck numale snowflake cuck

t. soyboy libcuck numale snowflake cuck

This “Soyboy” meme is getting out of hand, and honestly, it’s just REALLY fucking ignorant. I have been lactose intolerant since I was a child. I literally shit myself in 2nd grade once. I grew up eating loads of Soy and rice based versions of dairy products, soy milk, soy ice cream, soy cheese, you fucking name it! My parents didn’t force them down my throat either. I LOVED the Soy foods immensely. I am currently Six Foot fucking Four. I have a massive fucking beard, and a decently sized 7 inch cock with visible veins. I am attending University, studying for a PhD in Math, any job I want, $300k+ starting fucking salary. Who is the SoyBoy now faggot?

You are.

Every single time

>rate a player
>pretend he's shit by greentexting and misspelling his name
>player goes on to score
>rake in all the (You)s

>a brazilian reply to me
>i just reply the 7-1 image, close the thread, hide it and gloat in glory

>end post with "you fucking retard"
guaranteed (You)

>visit sp in the night time
>enter any game thred
>post '>american "sports"' with a picture of a fat blak person attached
>revel in the (you)s

>make incredibly stupid post (calling Sudacas European, etc)
>infinite yous for "American education"

>american makes a perfectly reasonable post about football
>reply with "tf, tf"
>call him an amerishart
>attatch pic related

>get btfo
>just ignore the argument altogether

>go to gamethread
>ask the most retarded off topic questions I can come up with
>falseflag as other people in reply chains
>post anime images
>respond to myself and other animeposters "anime belongs in the trash"

Kill yourself.

>get btfo
>claim im white

anyone else here falseflag as a CHIcano to bait people?

Easiest yous possible desu

SOurce?

Truly the best response. I would also recommend drinking heavily afterwards so you forget the whole event even occurred. Gotta keep that mind clear of any doubt

>talk shit to 99% of posters
>I actually love you all and you're unironically my best friends

>shitpost in a game thread
>not even watching the game

>false flag shitposting as a team I'm neutral towards
>begin to get geniunely angry as I proceed to argue on

>post anime image
>samefag myself about how anime is trash
>derail most of a thread into an anime and sandwich flamewar

>Raise an argument that I myself know isn't true just for the (You)'s

First off you're canadian so you're automatically a massive faggot soyboy. Secondly, you can't drink milk without shitting so that's fucking pathetic. Thirdly, you have to compensate for everything in life by "muh 7 inch veiny dick" or you grow a manchild beard because of your weak jawline. And finally, young soyboy, you're on Sup Forums. Regardless of your supposed 300k+ starting salary as a math major (kek), youre still on Sup Forums. Bragging about not being a faggy soyboy on Sup Forums automatically makes you a faggy soyboy.

I am sorry you can't consume dairy tho. A soyboy's plight is no laughing matter.

>types out that response to obvious bait
you absolute faggot

bet you get all the karma with that one lad

for a second I thought I had found myself a new flag to save but it's been so long I forgot I already had it lol

>the American flag gives me credibility
user, I...

>shitpost in gamethread
>don't even watch the sport

>post well thought and informative reply
>It's late on the thread so everyone ignores it and goes to the next thread
>Shit post out of anger

>make an argument
>samefag it so many times people think it's true and give me you's along with it

this board is so gullible

some girl

>7-1