He's a gymrat, a real lunch pail guy. He's the first one in and the last one out...

>He's a gymrat, a real lunch pail guy. He's the first one in and the last one out. A guy you'd love your daughter to date. Not the most athletic player but he's smartest. First one in the gym and the last one out. He's a real leader for the team.

You forgot

>First one in and last one out of your daughter

>describing a white player
>"He's a real leader, uses his mind more than his feet, he's not fast but he's resourceful, good field vision"

>As for all of my success, my thanks frankly has to go to the big guy upstairs. Friends, family, and faith in our lord and savior Jesus Christ has gotten me to where I am today

also nice trips

...

Oh god, not another unoriginal thread about cliche phrases

fuck off nigger

>he has a high basketball IQ

consider this

>Typical South American Flair there

>he has a high __sportname__ IQ
>"explosive" speed
>i like his compete

The last one is the worst. My ears bleed when people abuse words like this. JUST SAY COMPETITIVENESS FOR FUCKS SAKE

>he has to score there
>thats a situation where you have to score

>compete level
>high motor
>intangibles

>to win the game you putta put pucks on the net

this one really bugs me

>A guy you'd love your daughter to date

I remember back in 2004, they used that about that black player on Calgary. Sounded so funny.

HE'S A MAN ON A MISSION

>It's all well and good doing it against your West Broms, your Stokes, your Palaces. But can he do it against your Man Citys, your Man Uniteds, your Chelseas?

>a real student of the game

i didn't thought people used this unironically

Literally just means "He's a white guy"

Iginla?

I don't remember his name, but he had a great playoff run that season.

>White QB blazes through the defense at a high speed and gets the first down
>They need to watch out for him he's deceptively athletic!!

>Black QB lumbers two yards, and barely gets the first down after sliding

>You need to have a linebacker spy on this guy at all times, he is an elite runner

The coach who said it was probably self-aware and just memeing.

>”he really knows how to swallow a load.”

>Defense wins championships
>It's been said he really, really likes women

>packcuck """coaches"""
>self aware
lmao

>player shoots a deep 3
>"Woah! He shot that from *insert nearby city*

>"The little man is really doing it all out there tonight"
>Announcer is at least 6 inches shorter than "little man" that's 6 foot something.

My favorite is when the announcers call a white player a "pesky" defender.