/dixie/ - Southern US and friends

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yeehaw

reminder to report and ignore shitposting

w&b

>dumb shit
It's no one's fault but your own that you don't know how to have fun

I tell you hwat

i dont need help what i need is a gf

brown and not based at all

>Implying he goes commando in his boots

wtf delete this pic u mongoloid

>named his cat niggerman.
kek

sent ;)

iktf
Have you tried replacing it with Stoicism? Read Marcus Aurelius' Meditations.

Well he obviously wears Marcoliani Milano socks, but you can't see them in that picture so it's not part of his "look"
Besides, if you catch someone wearing Hanes or whatever with that outfit, then you know they're actually a pleb and not to associate with them

i want a girl to pet me

>was going to visit turkbud to cheer him up about not having a gf
>just found out that turkey is throwing a shitfit and I can't visit

it's slightly overrated (only slightly)
t. someone who was pet by a qt as a kid

>was going to visit turkbud to cheer him up about not having a gf
>just found out that turkey is throwing a shitfit
>realize I have dual citizenship
>don't bother going anyway

honestly find Lovecraft's racist elements the most interesting thing about him. His writings really capture the anxiety over the influx of new ethnic elements during the second industrial revolution, and owing to his autism and artificial retardation of writing and work view his writing better encapsulates that period than the one he lived in

i think you can still get visas from countries other than USA
dunno how it works with dual citizenship though

anyway dont visit here get me a job over there instead

>>realize I have dual citizenship
So you're a Texan with dual citizenship in Norway and Turkey? How'd that happen?

>So you're a Texan with dual citizenship in Norway and Turkey?

how can you NOT be acting to sound this autistic

I just like the attention tbqh. You guys have really over-the-top reactions.

do you shower daily?

What kind of question is that?

a straightforward one

Is that a no?

do you take showers?

Let's get turkbud to come to Conway
we could take him antiquing

he's too poor lol

My gf's sister's boyfriend and his roommate both only shower once a week at max and I don't fucking get it.
My body odor smells like marijuana, so if I go one day without showering, I smell like a walking dimebag.

Just seems like a weird change in topic to me.

Perhaps.

I roll in a box of sand to grind the dirt off and then run around naked until the sand falls off.

i was talking about visiting the south while im at seattle
but congay changed my mind

stop being a fucking degenerate

Where do you all live?
Charlotte NC here

>not microwaving your box of sand before grinding your balls to it

>My body odor smells like marijuana

women are different, they sweat less, i sweat like a pig, well not that much anymore compared when i was fat

>shower every day
>degenerate

>My "body odor" smells like marijuana

>wanting radiated sand on your dong

if you shower daily you are an autist

its an enlargement process, dicklet

t.2 meter long dong

rip

what did he do? is it because he called you poor?

Conway, AR

i feel sticky and dirty if i dont

Macon (formerly Marietta) GA

USA, USA
USA


definitely not t*rkey

he said istanbul is a shit city and joked about meeting me but didnt mean it
now texas jokes about meeting me

How often do you shower then?

Are Mexicans white, /dixie/?

[joke about meeting you]

>if you shower daily you are an autist
no wonder you don't have a gf

[joke about meeting you]

you dont even live in a particularly hot/humid place like the med why the fuck do you shower daily

every other day unless its too hot then i shower daily

Anyone else from Dixie and have a qt Asian for a wife?

Seems reasonable.

pansy
your hair needs the oil, taking a shower everyday will make it thinner and less healthy

Definitely not, but not as bad as niggers.

>your hair needs the oil
t. italiANO

For the most part, no.

β

Nigger, you're Turkish. If you lose your hair, just shave your mustache and slap it on your head.

>what are conditioners

You could come to Conway to meet me, we will go to the Crystal Bridges art museum WITHOUT Congay

Everyone in this thread wants a brown gf for some reason

for women

Yankees aren't allowed here.

better than being a lard who thinks eating bread will make you thinner lmao

i dont have a moustache or beard
i can grow it but dont bother

i dont know, i dont like suprise butsex

for women
your head does that shit for free just shower every other day

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wow wtf

>Georgia
>Yankee
>mfw

>Everyone in this thread wants a brown gf for some reason
Not me. Furthermore y'all's fetishization of the brown is a bit shameful t b h

Georgia hasn't been Southern since Atlanta was burned down. Needs burned down again desu.
t. Bama

>Everyone in this thread wants a brown gf for some reason

That's a meme, I'm pretty sure everyone itt would date a white girl over a brown one.

>shameful
you leave your shame the moment you post something on Sup Forums

>you will NEVER have an Injun or slave gf

>t. Bama
You didn't have to tell me you were autistic; I could all ready tell.

I would date yellow before I dated white.

i wouldnt
i dont fucking care aslong as its not a m*slim and isnt black

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>slave gf
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>all ready

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I haven't had my shredded-cancer plant yet, and I'm gonna blame that.

>doesn't use conditioners
>waah why am i losing my hair at 25

>wanting a virgin waifu is beta
If wanting used goods is Chad-tier, I don't want to be Chad.

When was the last time you saw a picture of a balding Injun from back in the day? Those guys used ashes from a campfire as product and they had full heads of hair until they died.

haha finnish ''''men'''''

twink_fin3.jpg

I'm not gay though and I'm also too twinky to manage that, unless you think the other Conways will hunt you down

it's your fault for bullying him

>y'all
I have nothing to do with this, I do not want a brown gf

I don't know, I feel like most of them mean it

he bullies me more

i hate my countrymen so much

>implying an immigrant will have anything to do with you for anything but money and citizenship
>implying westernized Asians aren't big ol' fuckin' whores.
>He didn't nab and maintain a virgin girlfriend.

I nabbed one all right, but she's from Asia. There aren't any white virgins left over 16.

Oh, yeah?
How much was the shipping?

really miss getting blowjobs lads

>implying she's not a westernized slut like all the rest of them
reminder that betas glorify Asians because they're the only women that are materialistic enough to sleep with your fat ass

Are you secretly a woman, lad? Awful peculiar you being mad I found a virgin Christian girl.

How do you remember your circumcision?

Who said I was mad?

shut the fuck up twink

okay maybe i will reconsider

>i got a half westernized hollow upper middleclass race traitor gf who would probably be a leftist if it wasnt for me
>her reasons for choosing me
>im white

good for youuuu

just get another gf lmao

lel

not circumcised you fucking bully

you aren't circumcised at birth in israel?

>just get another gf lmao
yeah why won't I just go to the gf store and pick myself a gf up

>i'm not mad
>beta
>race traitor
Sure thing. Top kek.

>tfw the Jews sliced up my dick but they don't do it to themselves
FUCK

wasn't born here I'm from r*ssia