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>UFC strips credentials from JacksonWink MMA staffer after Cris Cyborg comments
mmafighting.com/2018/1/2/16843310/ufc-strips-credentials-from-jacksonwink-mma-staffer-after-cris-cyborg-comments

>UFC 219 medical suspensions: Cynthia Calvillo potentially out six months
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>Why UFC's Jeff Novitzky doesn't believe Jon Jones intentionally used steroids
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/ufc-jon-jones-steroids-use-usada-suspension-jeff-novitzky

>Megan Anderson dismisses Cris Cyborg's claim of UFC 221 title fight as ‘fake news’ (Updated)
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/megan-anderson-cris-cyborg-ufc-221-title-fight-claim-fake-news

/heem/ news:
user inquires about Pride's legitimacy BritAnon weighs the divisions user does a heem survey

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Thank you

This is the thread

:^)

Based

Whose the chink?

>9 minutes late
goof

I don’t appreciate racial slurs. It’s Michelle Waterson.

>thread wars in the middle of the night
No use in fighting the calendar man

Can't always be on time my guy

Why would you tell me lies?

My bad. I didn’t realize he was going to make a thread. I would never purposely oppose our lord and savior.

>/heem/ news
lmoa

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Holy shit foreigner-free thread? Nice. Don’t you guys just love being American?

If you submitted picks for Holly, I'll replace them but I'm on gonna take picks like 2 or 3 more times

>look at the unique IP number for each thread
This is the thread

What is this for? Predicting the champs for the end of 2018?

yeah

what the fuck was that?

Ammy bouts mean you can't kick your opponent in the head?

>/heem/ news
You've really outdone yourself this time young man. THANK YOU!

what are the rules of etiquette when you're rolling with a female? for example what if you were rolling with Juju and you got a boner and then your boner got stuck in her buttcheeks and then she farted ?

Stipe
Gus
Whittaker
RDA
Khabib
Frankie
Rivera
Johnson

Cyborg
Zingano
Shevchenko
Joanna

Conor's not throwing his spinning back kick or doing anything to corral people into his left like he used to early in his career, so when he eventually does come back what's stopping everyone from just circling away from the left hand and taking away all power from it?

Fuck it, I'm done.

I need a new fightfu

>Ammy bouts mean you can't kick your opponent in the head?
In that particular state(Michigan, I think), yes. Apparently she didn't know and it cost her the fight.

i got you my guy

I feel like 2014 was the last year I cared about what year it was

it gets dark when you get older /heem/

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Why the fuck didn't the ref say something? It's not like he didn't have ample warning that she was about to do it.

sorry but she needs to be more pure

>Female strikers sub 145

HW: Stipe
LHW: Cormier
MW: Whittaker
WW: Covington
LW: Gooby
FW: Ortega
BW: Cody
FLW: DJ

FW: Nunes
BW: Nunes
FLW: Eubanks
SW: Joanna

>what are the rules of etiquette when you're rolling with a female?
to this day I have no idea, I just try to avoid rolling with them as much as possible even though my body is screaming at me to

Dunno but she'd already been warned and I guess the ref decided he'd had enough. Seemed like a very poor decision considering it hardly even connected

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Grind it into her booty, you need to express your dominance over her.

You think they fucked?

What does getting heemed feels like

Maybe nothing at all. Bisping said he thought his team was joking when they told him Henderson knocked him out, didn't remember a thing

>fall asleep on train
>wake up just before train leaves my stop
>run down stairs
>realise I'm sitting on the platform surrounded by people
>Remember reassuring everyone around me and being charming
>Told later I kept falling asleep then shocking awake while yelling racial epitaphs

>implying there is a butthole on this planet untouched by the buff

of course they fucked

Oh also after
>run down stairs
should be
>apparently ran full speed into a wall

Why are you replying to yourself dude?

Feels like nothing at all. When you wake up from sleeping, you can tell that you were asleep. When you get knocked out there's no interim period that you can recall; you just go from whatever the last thing you remember is to right then and there instantly.

she does have a boyfriend

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epithets u mean

>I'm gonna kick GSP's ass then fight Romero on 6 week turnaround!

>there is only 1 Australian on /heem/
we run this whole shit
ta

Funniest thing about this is Bisping legitimately thought he had a chance since he won the belt

How do you think her eye got like that?

Ngannou
Volkan
Whittaker
Woodley
Khabib
Holloway
Tj
Dj
Cyborg
Nunes
Shev
Rose

ITS TIME

Stiopip
Cuckstuffson
Whittaker
Thompson
Ferg
Ortaga
SillyDilly
Mighty Manlet
Borg
Pennington
Shev
Andrade

>Flyweight has the lowest ratio of fighters with losing UFC records compared to the rest of the division
>people still think it's the weakest division

>shilling a new female

damn shame

/ourguy/ Ngannou is finally winning the belt lads

it's literally the weakest male division :^)

Statistically, it's the strongest male division:^)

Hey Asnee, bin the knife

tapology.com/rankings/regional
Who's the p4p best where you live, /heem/?

Flyweight is shallow though

Why do you keep posting this?

They can outbench heavyweight?

A shallow pool of elites is better than a deep pond of scrubs.

Ngannou
Jones
Whittaker
Woodley
Khabib
Cody
DJ
Cyborg
Nunes
Lee
Namajunas

This guy goes to my LA fitness

tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/25886-andrew-salas

I am
;)

>elite

Only MM is elite. A few maybe decent or good but the rest are literal whos.

>not on any p4p list
Here's the correct answer for you
tapology.com/fightcenter/fighters/sean-santella-shorty-rock

>every other division is full of trash with losing records
>Nearly every Flyweight has a winning record
Face it, Flyweight is the premier UFC division.

Joey B is the best fighter in the UFC never to win a title.

>there is a constant flow of shitty flyweights to stat pad off of
>this means they are elite

>every division is full of cans for the ranked fighters to pad their records
>except Flyweight, where even the "cans" are elite

I'm bored you guys are boring

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>Not Jacare
>Not Hendo
>Not Reem
>Not Nick
>Not Gus
>Not Condit

can women even give each other cte with muscles like this?

>Not Khalabeeb

Reem's the only one on that list that's even in contention

*loses to brad pickett*
*gets called goat by his (tiny) manlet fanbase which includes joe "literal retard" rogan*
Heh, nothin personnel kid with similar height to me

>joe "literal retard" rogan
good1

Should Steve Bannon testify against Trump?

Thx

why is his head so big?

FACE THE PAIN

Werdum
Cormier
Whittaker
Covington
McGregor
Holloway
Dillashaw
Johnson

Cyborg
Pennington
Shevchenko
Andrade

I sure hope the UFC folds soon

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Ngannou is worldwide international new sensation

You will see

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Scotty pls go

The Beeb will champ by the end of this year.

Who else could possibly be the GOAT?

looking str8 midget mode in this pic, can't tell if edited lol

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>needed to blast more steroids than anyone in the history of the UFC just to beat elderly obese middleweights
>still has to resort to fighting dirty and breaking the rules to win
Jones isn't the GOAT. He's not even in the top 10.