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I don’t appreciate racial slurs. It’s Michelle Waterson.
Kevin Cruz
>thread wars in the middle of the night No use in fighting the calendar man
Cameron Turner
Can't always be on time my guy
Zachary Hall
Why would you tell me lies?
Michael Jackson
My bad. I didn’t realize he was going to make a thread. I would never purposely oppose our lord and savior.
Elijah Wilson
>/heem/ news lmoa
Hudson Mitchell
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Lincoln Scott
Holy shit foreigner-free thread? Nice. Don’t you guys just love being American?
Christian Allen
If you submitted picks for Holly, I'll replace them but I'm on gonna take picks like 2 or 3 more times
Brody Wilson
>look at the unique IP number for each thread This is the thread
Dominic Diaz
What is this for? Predicting the champs for the end of 2018?
Camden Morales
yeah
Isaac Collins
what the fuck was that?
Xavier Hernandez
Ammy bouts mean you can't kick your opponent in the head?
Anthony Cooper
>/heem/ news You've really outdone yourself this time young man. THANK YOU!
Kayden Hall
what are the rules of etiquette when you're rolling with a female? for example what if you were rolling with Juju and you got a boner and then your boner got stuck in her buttcheeks and then she farted ?
Jaxon Bailey
Stipe Gus Whittaker RDA Khabib Frankie Rivera Johnson
Cyborg Zingano Shevchenko Joanna
Kevin Brooks
Conor's not throwing his spinning back kick or doing anything to corral people into his left like he used to early in his career, so when he eventually does come back what's stopping everyone from just circling away from the left hand and taking away all power from it?
Connor Moore
Fuck it, I'm done.
Colton Mitchell
I need a new fightfu
Brandon Stewart
>Ammy bouts mean you can't kick your opponent in the head? In that particular state(Michigan, I think), yes. Apparently she didn't know and it cost her the fight.
Luis Hughes
i got you my guy
Robert Nguyen
I feel like 2014 was the last year I cared about what year it was
it gets dark when you get older /heem/
Ian Rivera
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Lincoln Nguyen
Why the fuck didn't the ref say something? It's not like he didn't have ample warning that she was about to do it.
>what are the rules of etiquette when you're rolling with a female? to this day I have no idea, I just try to avoid rolling with them as much as possible even though my body is screaming at me to
Alexander Reyes
Dunno but she'd already been warned and I guess the ref decided he'd had enough. Seemed like a very poor decision considering it hardly even connected
Eli Fisher
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Charles Howard
Grind it into her booty, you need to express your dominance over her.
Logan Price
You think they fucked?
Ryder Kelly
What does getting heemed feels like
Aaron Collins
Maybe nothing at all. Bisping said he thought his team was joking when they told him Henderson knocked him out, didn't remember a thing
Christian Gomez
>fall asleep on train >wake up just before train leaves my stop >run down stairs >realise I'm sitting on the platform surrounded by people >Remember reassuring everyone around me and being charming >Told later I kept falling asleep then shocking awake while yelling racial epitaphs
John Hill
>implying there is a butthole on this planet untouched by the buff
of course they fucked
Aiden Powell
Oh also after >run down stairs should be >apparently ran full speed into a wall
Landon Williams
Why are you replying to yourself dude?
James Moore
Feels like nothing at all. When you wake up from sleeping, you can tell that you were asleep. When you get knocked out there's no interim period that you can recall; you just go from whatever the last thing you remember is to right then and there instantly.
Liam Foster
she does have a boyfriend
Justin Bennett
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Lucas Bailey
epithets u mean
Aaron Brown
>I'm gonna kick GSP's ass then fight Romero on 6 week turnaround!
Gabriel Clark
>there is only 1 Australian on /heem/ we run this whole shit ta
Nolan Taylor
Funniest thing about this is Bisping legitimately thought he had a chance since he won the belt
Jayden Sanchez
How do you think her eye got like that?
Gavin Cook
Ngannou Volkan Whittaker Woodley Khabib Holloway Tj Dj Cyborg Nunes Shev Rose
>every other division is full of trash with losing records >Nearly every Flyweight has a winning record Face it, Flyweight is the premier UFC division.
Connor King
Joey B is the best fighter in the UFC never to win a title.
Jayden Rodriguez
>there is a constant flow of shitty flyweights to stat pad off of >this means they are elite
Benjamin Brooks
>every division is full of cans for the ranked fighters to pad their records >except Flyweight, where even the "cans" are elite
can women even give each other cte with muscles like this?
Kayden Gray
>Not Khalabeeb
Ian Barnes
Reem's the only one on that list that's even in contention
Jonathan Parker
*loses to brad pickett* *gets called goat by his (tiny) manlet fanbase which includes joe "literal retard" rogan* Heh, nothin personnel kid with similar height to me
Sebastian Smith
>joe "literal retard" rogan good1
Asher Russell
Should Steve Bannon testify against Trump?
Colton Bennett
Thx
Connor Flores
why is his head so big?
John Gonzalez
FACE THE PAIN
Eli Davis
Werdum Cormier Whittaker Covington McGregor Holloway Dillashaw Johnson
Cyborg Pennington Shevchenko Andrade
Brody Butler
I sure hope the UFC folds soon
Joshua Smith
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Brayden Martinez
Ngannou is worldwide international new sensation
You will see
Evan Cook
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Jacob Martin
Scotty pls go
Jacob Long
The Beeb will champ by the end of this year.
Isaac Peterson
Who else could possibly be the GOAT?
Caleb Ward
looking str8 midget mode in this pic, can't tell if edited lol
Nathan Sullivan
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Ayden White
>needed to blast more steroids than anyone in the history of the UFC just to beat elderly obese middleweights >still has to resort to fighting dirty and breaking the rules to win Jones isn't the GOAT. He's not even in the top 10.