Why aren't you dating a cute NEET Sup Forums?

Why aren't you dating a cute NEET Sup Forums?

I don't know any, and they would not be interested in me anyway.

I don't know any, and they would not be interested in me anyway.

They would need to come out of their fucking cave to begin with

two NEETs can't date -- no money to do anything

hikikomori are degenerate

I don't know any, and they would not be interested in me anyway.

>I don't know any
This is the real issue at hand.

How are two neets supposed to come into contact with eachother?

I don't know any, and they would not be interested in me anyway.

Nobody wants fat chicks that don't even shower

I enjoyed that anime. I think I'll watch it again.

>NEET
>cute
pick on

back to r9k you fuckin faggot

get your jew shit outta here

Because the NEETs-only singles bar near my house moved somewhere else.

It sounds appealing, being able to spend a lot of time together playing vidya and watching shit, until you realize that someone needs to be working full time to support the two of you

Barclay episodes were always good.

few female neets exist

if i'm a shut-in how am I supposed to meet a qt neet?

>Tfw tomoko is your waifu but you cant even watch the anime because you cringe too hard from second hand embarrasment

that's where pokémon go comes into play baka

exactly

Why would I date a NEET when I can date a hard working girl who owns a business AND works a normal job?

Women by nature are all NEETs, you are basically asking why aren't you dating a woman?

I don't even like pokemon that much, why would I want to play a gimped version that steals my location

If the neet was thin like ok thin and not fat, does not smoke, knows how to cook and clean then sure it would be a perfect stay at home wife.

Because i'm asexual

why are there so many male NEETS and so few female NEETS?

I thought men were superior?

You can thank feminism for that my man.

Not the cute characters you expect from your cartoons, mental issues, total fujoushi, obese, low sexual market value.

Because we both have depression and won't meet. I prefer whores, to be honest.

Maybe I'll try some depression drugs.

I tried but they are afraid of their own shadow and have 0 ambitions in life

Because I am stuck in a loveless marriage and suicidal

Sounds cute.

i don't think that's it bro
who cares what some dykes think

No one can, they don't go out

Where did you find her?

I'm a cute female NEET

I know several other cute female NEETs

But since we don't go outside, we have no way of meeting boys. Anime helps with the loneliness.

proofs?

where is the evidence ?

/r9k/ Skype groups

I stopped going to that board. Cancer

I've always wanted to find a cute neet girl who'd be willing to move in with me. My mom killed herself and the insurance payment was massive so I don't really have to worry about money. Unfortunately qt neet girls are hard to find.

I used to go there a lot, but then interacting with the people there turned me off of it. I used to frequent an r9k tinychat and my fucking god these people are unbearable. The instant any female would get on there would be a mix of complete orbiters, bending over backwards to please, and people getting fucking pissed off and shit talk them just for being female.
Have any good recommendations?

Lots of boys on Sup Forums. I've dated both a boy and a girl off here with near-marriage success. Message any of these losers and the dream can be yours.

follow the instructions of pic please

almost impossible, they shun contact.

Ever since I fell in love with a girl I stopped frequenting Sup Forums because it ruins my good feels.
Don't you think lonely and anti-social people are more likely to use this board?

yes

t. very lonely and anti-social person

I started going to the gym and that's where I met my boyfriend. He made me get a job.

Pokemon Go

>I stopped frequenting Sup Forums because it ruins my good feels.

>feels > reals

The absolute madman.

Lol'd a little.
Said thing is, pokemon go will actually lead to random basement dweller friendships.

My wife probably wouldn't approve of me dating a girl, especially if she doesn't have a job.

They're hiding

'Cause the one that I know lives in another country.

Girls will always eventually claim their man's station as theirs. Army hamplanet wives think THEY are also at their husband's rank. Wives of the business owner who do nothing more than go to the spa and Pilates think they run the fucking place and your next girlfriend will think she also works 50 hours a week and earned at least half your paycheck.

So no. No ty.

If I knew any at all, with a semblance of interest, I would in a heartbeat, trust me.

Not me, I come here to laugh at how crazy some people are.

They need to make a sitcom out of this place, it'd crush everything on primetime.

at least Sup Forums taught us that Britain is a cuckold country. I thought you guys were homogeneous!

because idk were she hiddin

No, this country was on its way to death before I was even born.

>cute NEET
how do I date something that doesn't exist?

As a 7.5-8/10 ottermode NEET who dresses well and spends most of his day walking/reading outside/practicing music (hobby, not life goal or anything), I feel I really can't be the only one out there. I'm

>be freshman in uni
>not the most social, made a couple acquaintances, but not overly close to any of them (actually didn't keep in contact with any of them by junior year)
>in my dorm playing either Disgaea or Chrono Trigger (can't remember, had a similar experience with both)
>door to room is open so I can join in to any conversations or other shit going on in the dorm hall
>girl wanders into my room
>maybe not a 10/10 but hits every point in my strike zone
>asks what I'm playing because the music sounds familiar
>she doesn't know the game, but starts asking about it
>we start talking vidya
>I sperg out and show her my game collection
>she's actually impressed and the idea of playing Co-Op Donkey Kong Country comes up
>ask her where she's from, which dorm she's in, her major, etc.
>turns out she goes to a different uni like 3 hours away and is visiting a guy I know a few rooms down
>apparently he didn't answer the door when she knocked, so she was just wandering the hall
>says she has to go, but hopefully we see each other again
>fast forward a couple days
>eating lunch with the guy she was visiting
>bring her up in conversation
>"oh yeah, she's an ex from high school that got obsessively attached and clingy"
>"she's been stalking me and showing up wherever I go unannounced"
>"apparently she's been telling people that we're back together"
tfw dodged a crazy bullet

Don't fall for the gamer grrl meme, guys. 11/10 are batshit insane.

You have to take it slow.

Except SMS (Smelly NEET Sex) all day.

>SMS (Smelly NEET Sex)
Shouldn't that be SNS?

fug, it should.
Time for plan B.
>i was only pretending

Im dating a redpilled tranny. Love her to death
Sucks that i cant havekids or ever hav any right wing friends though

do you say hello to strangers when you buy groceries?

>"Her"

Degenerate. Please get off my board.

I don't know any, also, I'm kind of hideous.

If I could find one, I'd make her into my housewife

shutup leaf. we're about a state of mind. not physical shit. go lick dog balls.

How do I even meet one?

What anime is she from?

Be a burglar.

I dont take shit from leaf scum

cuz i dont want no scrub

Watamote

1. cute people can't be NEETs
2. girls can't be NEETs

...

Because I'm married to a cute NEET. Of course, just because she's not employed doesn't mean that she has no responsibilities.

this..-ish

Cute people who look good without needing make-up exist. And NEETs can meet that like most demographics.

That's true, most NEET females have no ability to do makeup or make themselves look remotely normal.

This desu

Men are shamed into the NEET loop

>NEET woman
>literally failing even at painting her face and showing her cunt around in order to procreate
Bottom of the barrel degeneracy and uselessness

TOMOKO

kys with that chinese cartoon for little girls

I want to. I really do. I want both of us to work minimum wage jobs, save some cash for nights out, play vidya when we bored and fall in love. How can I find a girl like this? I'm not THAT bad looking (at least a 7.5/10) pic related

When I was neet, no neet girls would date me because they expected a male to have a full time job and their own apartment. Now that I'm about to graduate and get a comfy engineering job I'm not interested in females unless they have a sense of direction in life and have a job.

Why must NEETS have poor posture and be smelly? Seriously, being NEET has left me all the time imaginable to fix all the oft-overlooked lifestyle missteps like lifting, cooking, diet, posture, shaving techniques etc. Hell my social skills have gotten BETTER I think, my mind is generally relaxed enough to start small talk from time to time. I might just be in denial but I really do have a hard time believing there isn't some small sect of well-kept NEETs who almost never cross paths, either because they don't go out often or because they look too normal to even tell.

tried that, it sucked and she'd talk about boyporn in public

No, he's right. You're fucked up.

>chinese cartoon for little girls
Not accurate.

I like OL instead.