Tfw Germany stole prime stock children and Russia killed your elites

>tfw Germany stole prime stock children and Russia killed your elites
Why is Poland the unluckiest nation in the world?

Same reason you have spiders that eat birds

geography

Poland is the only reason I care about NATO

We should just dissolve NATO and make a separate alliance with Poland pledging to be eternal bros

fuck russia

Nobody cares now. we're doing fine. Contrary to cuckmany :)

>Russia killed your elites
We mostly shot officers. A shitty thing to do but we shot our own officers too. Polish elites were wiped out by Germans during intelligenzaktion.

>killed your elites

Not knowing they did you a massive favor
Kekles

hawt

Nice quads
If you mean because God hates you, that's not true. It's because God wants to make you strong through adversity. Hold tight
This

Their first mistake was becoming friends with Hungary.

Cuck

It wasn't a mistake though, we got owned and suffered a lot but at least we have a friend with common history.

How do you think the horrible things that happened during the Soviet Union affect Russian culture today?

dude what am i looking at

Is unlucky some kind of codeword for being run by jews?

your mom

kurwa jebane

PLEASE NUKE US ALREADY

With pleasure

You'll have to do it yourself my man

>Australia having nukes

I would but Trudeau Sr. got rid of all our nukes.

Pretty shitty desu. Old imperial culture was broken, and the new muh freedoms America-like culture was suppressed. Traditions of higher education were mostly lost. Millions of educated or just urbanized people and skilled workers left or were killed during the Cvili War and the old Russian urban culture was mostly lost too. Market economy didn't exist for 70 years so there are no long term brands and family businesses which affects culture as well.

Apparently there is rumor we have/used to have a handful of tactical nukes that could be assembled in 30 minutes

>War Plan
>Only two options, A and B
I wonder what option A is

>a handful
Why even bother?

So we have to invade Ramstein first? RIP Nato HQ

>Poland
>Unlucky
They literally get prime land handed to them constantly.

I always found modern russian identity schizophrenic in regards to that. You seem to identify both with Tzarism and the Soviets even though they were mortal enemies. The general sentimet seems to be "The Empire was good because it was huge and powerful for a time and everyone was afraid of Moscow and the SU was also good because it was huge and powerful for a time and everyone was afraid of Moscow" Am I getting your identity right?

>RIP Nato HQ
No love lost there

> Jewish readjustment of borders
> "Prime land"

>unluckiest

>The Ignorant American does it again
We weren't locked in a cold war for 40 years you fucking thick skulled idiot

Most people, yeah. It's not that simple obviously. Russian Empire is regarded as cultural golden age and Soviet Union as the industrial and scientific golden age. Almost a century of Soviet propaganda kind of cucked the population into thinking that without Revolution most Russians would still be living in villages oppressed by aristocracy. Also, Victory in WWII and the Soviet space program give Soviet Union a huge boost in popularity. People who were raised after the collapse of USSR mostly don't give a shit about it though.

I've heard that Australia, Mexico, Japan, and Saudi Arabia all basically have the components and specialists for nuclear weapons sitting around ready to put together on

You realize that Australia was with US/UK in the Cold War? Google "Pine Gap" for an example. Like it or not, we were in the same boat.

Yah but none of us that were "in it" with you actually did shit, we just told you what you wanted to hear and then let you and Russia fuck around with the shitty countries.

We got out, fäm. To be honest, we must be the (((luckiest))) nation along with the rest of the baltics in that regard.

Of course you were moron. Plenty of Aussies died in the jungles of nam and the hills of Korea. Go read a book sometimes.

No, we face threats that are a direct thread to us, in WW2 we put most of our troops into North Africa because without the Suez Canal we would be fucked, we didn't even care about the nips it was that important, neither did we care about the European theater. Same shit with the cold war, Korea, Vietnam, we went there and faced the thread, forward defense, not to appease greatest ally, for that reason we didn't have troops stationed in East Germany ready to fight off T-62 zerg rushes. No one is falling over you to fight with America hamburger, there are no such thing as friendships amoung nations, only Mutual Interests.