Be me

>be me
>wake up on 23rd birthday (today)
>Immediately realize I’m older than every rookie in the NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA

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this board is 25+, sorry little buddy.

>be me
>wake up
>ana de armas is still not my gf

why even fucking bother? don't even know when my birthday is.

I'm 37 and want to kill myself, don't worry, you have a bright future.

>caring about damaged goods

hi there lad
don't give up just yet
I met the girl of my dreams last week, met up with her and she ended up staying at my place for 4 days (including NYE)

ever since she left shit has gotten weird, she even hinted how I wasn't as funny in real life, now I'm sitting here, pretending to be hard at work, wondering what I did wrong, trying not to have to come to the conclusion that I'm just a boring cunt

tl;dr kill self

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>wanting a literal whore as your gf
WHY

I know that feel, it's when you first realize you're getting old

it only gets worse from here

happy birthday user
enroll in some soccer club, train like hell and you still might succeed, at least at regional/national level

>mfw my 24th birthday is next week

it doesnt get better

Im 27 and have been on Sup Forums for over 10 years almost daily

but I still smile when I get >double dubs

what the fuck dude, you've got to take a break every once in a while. just a couple of weeks would do you well.

nice quads

Btw what happened to /bet/?
I used to post there a lot a few years ago but haven't been on Sup Forums much recently and cant see one up

I dont see the point in taking a break just for the sake of taking a break.
I still enjoy talking shit on here and will continue until I dont.
Ive been at various times an avid poster on many different boards, so I guess thats kept my interest.
Im yet to get into anime or traps though... have somehow stayed straight throughout all this faggotry
>cool blog bro

>older than every rookie

Not so fast

>5'9
Even manlets can play in the nhl, what's your excuse?

Doesn't really feel like it's been that long.
You now remember exaliftin
Excited to see world cup spee again this year.

if you're posting out of boredom, and you aren't really interested in the topic at hand, that's your signal to take a break. the problem with this site is that it's so easy to navigate and that makes it addictive.

>Even manlets can play in the nhl

Hockey is a manlet sport. Any forward over 6 feet is immedietly a bust

>a bust

Ummm, laine?

>tfw 30 this year
>tfw still no gf

it must really suck being a loser in a small country like yours where all the women are probably taken.

Im not a loser though. Just no gf

Hes a bust?

underage b&&&&&&&

the fuck was that