What was your first film/tv related fap?

What was your first film/tv related fap?

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I'd stop before I finished though because I always thought I was about to pee

> I always thought I was about to pee

Good lord, peeing must feel fantastic for you.

Girls gone wild infomercials at 3:00AM
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tania

I was alone in the mornings, before school I watched a bit of MTV. They played the music video for "Stacys Mom" and I jerked off to it in the living room.

Caught the splooge with a napkin.

phoebe from charmed maybe

It always a "shit, it feels like somethings coming out" feeling.
I can remember thinking I had invented masturbation, and that one day I would reveal my secret to the rest of the world so everyone could enjoy.

I started off googling "WWE divas nude" and jacking off to the results.

Even back then I was wise enough to clear my history.

Hermiones upskirt in the first hp movie. Would pause the vcd player and touch my pee pee.

I was jackin it at age 7 so I'm 90% sure it was an animaniacs character. Either Hello Nurse or Minerva Mink.

>tfw when a sitcom unintentionally kickstarts your MOMMY fetish

2006 Ms America swimsuit portion

>I can remember thinking I had invented masturbation

I thought this too. It's kind of amazing that there was a point that I didn't understand the mechanics of it, when I think about it. I had Internet access, and my friends and I watched porn together from like, literally third grade onward, but I never understood the mechanics of "masturbating" until I was 12ish, and it happened completely by accident. I remember watching a porn tape I found in my dad's closet one day, then just kind of putting two and two together and started emulating the motion. Then I splooged and kind of panicked.

>grew up with shit internet
>amassed a haul of 4 Victoria's Secrets over the course of a few years
>would spread them out on the bathroom floor and sit on the toilet and jack off

>I was jackin it at age 7

b-but, how did you even finish?

These girls are probably in their mid 30's now, married with multiple children. I can't fap to this.

>Married

dude you didnt understand what that feeling was when you were 10 or younger.
çit did feel like you were about to pee.

>steel drums start playing

Hmm

Topanga was an old favorite. Sometimes I reminisce about my own experience in middle/high school experience, and how I never had my own Topanga or anything like her, and it makes me want to hang myself with a belt.

kek

Livin the life, user.

hng

So do kids now get smart phones that are unfiltered?

Is it that easy nowadays?

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Mariah Carrey

I still had like the basic sensation of an orgasm, just no splooge. Puberty was quite the shock, tbph.

I thought it was a mistake at first because i thought it was a girl but i consciously went back to this episode to jack it
and thats how i developed my fetish

THICC

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Huh. Neat.

I was masturbating before I knew what sex was.

That scene in troy where you can see diane krugers ass

Veronica in " The Lost World" used to drive me crazy

Much quality material

Wild On, with Brooke Burke

hawt

Her playboy pics hnnng

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Sometimes I want to revisit my old jerkoff material, but it's like 500x800 tiny ass pictures or 360p video, it's awful.

moar?

I had the diva fashion show special recorded on vhs

came many many times to that

i don't really remember but i think it might have been shaina twain.
Also 2d waifus like sakura from CCS and kari from digimon

My first fap was to her topless in a blue thong, I plan to fap to her on my deathbed so my life goes full circle

This was a treasured item of my youth

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I'm getting hard as fuck looking at that picture I'm planning on fapping to her right now

This one?

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WHAT IS THIS? I AM AT WORK!

Literally diamonds.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=wGZpWOMGJCM

E! channel had great fapping material between Wild On, Search Party and the Howard Stern Show.

>my sister had a three foot Barbie doll

>I fucked it whenever I knew she would be gone long enough

I regret nothing because it felt awesome

The Thomas Crown Affair

Why are you browsing 4chins at work? That sounds risky.

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You can't tell me what to browse in this utility closet behind the bathroom at Chuck E. Cheese with the hole cut in the wall where I work.

I had a 6 ft tall dolphin filled with pieces of foam, I cut a hole in it where it's vagina would be and I fucked it like once a week. I would just cum inside of it so everytime I wanted to fuck it again I had to push the cum crusted foam down towards the tail and pull some fresh foam down from the top

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You can't tell me what to browse inside this locker in the girl's locker room of the middle school where I work.

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that jlo videoclip where she is on the beach and she starts to undress as the song goes on, i think it was called love dont cost a thing but god damn thats when i realized i was attracted to women
and later i realized i also was attracted to men

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>posting images from your lagdroid because you're scared of getting banned
pathetic

kek

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The three seconds of Andromeda getting out of her bath from the original Clash of the Titans

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This. Also, the sex scenes in Scary Movie 2.
They will stay with me forever.

the 10 seconds of unscrambled footage when ppv changed to spice at night

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M-mommmm?

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this is a safe board fammy
mods will delete thread with porn pics

the earliest memory of fapping is this

can't believe this thread is still up

>clash of titans
>first film/tv related fap
you never owned a tv until you moves ouyt of your amish house, or you're 12 years old?

i had these 2 posters in my room back in the day

Yup. It was a sidebar on wwf.com lol

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Christ man it's 2017.

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Just a random VHS lying around, one of the only ones that wasn't cartoons. I dunno.

I find myself fapping to more tame scantly clad girl scenes in hollywood movies nowadays than when I started, just cranking it to low quality wmvs of internet sluts and stuff.

Sometimes you gotta go back to basics.

Stop posting this over and over again Ashton. You aren't fooling anyone

That episode of Billy and Mandy where Billy rode Eris like a horse.

Definitely Prime Lindsay Lohan

I would fap to this from the censored tv version

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Why is the female villain so forgettable?

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I didn't even know masturbation was a thing at the time. I just started rubbing my dick and panicked when I came because not only did I think I'd pissed myself, but that my piss was white.

Demi Moore - striptease
IMAGINE - True Lies
and Pam Anderson - Baywatch

i dont wanna post pics cuz mods are fags