If you were a professional fútbol player, what position would you play?
If you were a professional fútbol player, what position would you play?
yes
the raumdeuter-false 9-trequartista hybrid role
CAM faggots need not apply btw
>Elite choice, my friend
midfield enforcer, manage to play 85 minutes yellowcarded
sweeper keeper
right footed inverted false attacking LWB
diego perez is that you?
CDM
>6' chad body type
>controls the game at all times
>stops other teams attacks before they start
>team leader and on field coach
>most vocal on the field
>gets most touches in a game and therefore most TV time
>scores occasional bangers from 30 yards out
>gets more pussy than little manlet strikers
that's me.
i'm 6'7 clumsy slow and skinny fat
so idk
box-to-box midfielder who would disappear every once in a while because i am not fit enough
>libero
How are the reflex's? You sound like the perfect keeper.
False 3.
Chad midfielder
Ive fucked her miltiple times
box to box midfielder
>inb4 fedora.exe
The Gattuso role
Inverted false sweeper keeper
Right back or holding mid. I'm fast and athletic, good at defending and positioning, but I've never had a lot of skill dribbling the ball.
CB with some cheeky corner headers
I'd be a right winger, because I'm not cucked
i was great at destroying attacking plays from the opposition and quite aggressive too
sometimes i would score some free-kicks and make some sweet assists for the pacy members of the team
it's like gattuso and pirlo had a manlet, aspie baby
yaya touré-type midfielder that inevitably gets moved back into defense despite being shit at it
When I played as a kid, I was pretty good at defending despite being a manlet. Although I imagine that's only because everyone I was playing against was shit, I probably wouldn't make it at professional level.
Liverpool's keeper
That guy who gets the ball and runs as fast as possible in a straight line and hoofs an inaccurate cross
doggystyle
you could be a United wingback. Would you be willing to join us for $130,000 per week?
I like you.
literally me
Being tall makes you a good keeper? I'm 6'8" and I have pretty good reflexes
>Being tall makes you a good keeper?
it's not 1:1, at a certain height you're too ungainly and get beaten too easily by shots along the ground. but elite keepers under 6'2 are very uncommon and most are 6'4+
Well, I've always thought that for someone at my height, I'm pretty coordinated. I've got good balance and all that.
left-sided, right-footed attacking mid here la
manlet, agile and good vision, likes to cut inside
Cdm, plays like a third back out of possession
Are you black?
No, I'm white.
Ok. Lucky. You could be a keeper than.
none of you were good
I'd consider myself a regista, and at times when needed I would be the enganche.
no that means he sucks white americans are shit as athletes and have to rely on their sport iq
Missionary
Would it help if I said I'm partially Spanish from my dad?
>implying that keeper isn't the most intelligent position on the field
RB
>white americans
Too much of a pussy to even respond to her huh
Costel Pantilimon, is that you?
I see the perro, but where's the caca?
NO PERRO CACA
Power bottom
Right back/middle, set piece specialist. Primarily a passer, occasional blooter. Lack in speed and header skills.
Here
right back
Sexy Sportsbra's
I wish this was true
Strikers get paid the most so I would be a striker.
right winger or wing back that can't cross but is fast and can dribble
probably CDM or RB
Central mid or defensive mid.
12th man ;)
>fat
>manlet
>deceptively fast, but bad stamina
>great shot and pass
idk. when we did 5 aside in elementary/middle school, i was mostly defensive mid, since I could distribute the ball well
rooney was my idol growing up 2bh. he was chubby so he gave me hope that i could make it
RB manlet, ok at defending, bad at attacking. I'd be Cedric Soares
Hips and tummies > ass and tits
the benchwarmer aka Feo Walflop
I'd be a fox in her box if you know what I mean
I wish this was trueA real poacher of giurls
Pacey goalie
False trequarkeeper sweepertista
Inverse autista amazingly good at bicycle kicks
Was only ever good as destroyer.
Loved two footed tackling flopping bastards.
>what position would you play?
hers
I would do what I do IRL, literally Giroud's role in the French NT. Or goalkeeper in a shitty team, because you get so more playtime than behind a good defence
third striker
Offensive Centreback
I was very quick as a boy and had stamina
Right winger. Back in school my gimmick was that my crossing/long-passing was pinpoint and my best foot is the right one so that's the position I guess.
lazy-ass deep-passing midfielder à la pirlo/late beckham
I'd be the false number 1
>false 3
>posts a CM
What is the name of this woman
Bitchslapping the coach?
whatever gets me a fit qt like the one OP posted
CAM since I already play it for my local team
Left striker
Doggy
>not being a poacher and just standing in the box for 90 minutes while waiting for those tap-ins
For most of us, it's reserve keeper.
...okay
TARGET MAN
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Wing Sweeper
Elite striker
Right bench.
yes
Spoopy skelly guy
RW. I'm memefast and have a really good right footer, but I'm retarded using my left foot.
>Fast manlet who used to play defence with decent control
Winger
I was left wing (playmaker on wing role) and CM. Sometimes I was forced to play CF, but I wasn't good, since my headers are rubbish
strenghts:
- vision
- shots
- passes
- off the ball
weaknesses:
- had only average speed, not your Salah type winger
- Defence
>reserve
Speak for yourself
>play midfield since school team was left foot deficient, always wanted to just play goalie but two coaches wouldn't let me
>if a game went to penalties they'd put me in at goalie
>visiting school coach got super mad once and accused us of an illegal substitution / cheating
Read the rulebook scrub.