One chance at being alive

>One chance at being alive
>You weren't born Swiss
Why live?

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Sucks to be you

Sucks to be you.

Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life

>born norwegian
Feels good

I would kill myself right now if I wasn't born Swiss

You could always move there.

Sucks to be you.

Not everyone is a fucking gyp, moving suspiciously from place to place. Actually, Swiss bros, how easy is it to immigrate. Surely you generous Northern Europeans will take in more immigrants

>Why live?
To protect and serve the mountain jew.

>tfw my swiss ancestors fled over a hundred years ago after a massive fire fucked up their town
>tfw only 1/8th swiss

A FUCKING MEDPACK

Im jelly of switzerland desu

How do i move? will you mountain kikes make me learn another language? i only need english baby.

kek

Considering Switzerland has a higher percentage of mudshits than Germany tells me it's quite easy.

This, I want Euro gibbs

I was born in Japan, which is objectively better than mountain Jew land

>Everyone there is asian
Barf.

>tfw born in U.S
I'd even take estonia over this place

Nippon stronk

Stop idolizing this place. 25% of our population isnt even Swiss.
We have half a million mudslimes and niggers.
Our entire national football team is full of them.
We are just as cucked as Germany.

>His country has dindus and spics
kek not even once

>swiss
>northen europeans

US Education at work

CIA
I
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truthernews.wordpress.com/2015/03/31/10-reasons-why-switzerland-is-home-to-the-cia-central-intelligence-agency/

tfw, italian born in schwiitzerland and pounding them swiss pussies while medibros are jerking

Why not just protect your borders like you used to and not let a single muzzie in? It worked so well during WW2 right?

>t. kissless virigin road constructor

But that would be "racist"

Now, unfortunately, britbongs like me can't just move there as if we were moving to another place in England; we have to get a visa like the rest of you.

Does it count if I'm Irish?

Sorry Ueli, neither virgin nor road cunstructor

> BWL-Student, future Boss of you and Bull of your waifu

Wait, you said "England", what about Scotland?

I respect them. Only non cuck country in the world.

>t. italian manlet who wants to open a pizza business

Aren't the Swiss just Germans?

Africans Grace me and me wife with their bbc and spics have wonderful food.
Japen has neither of those wonderful things

albanians and turks in the north, niggers in the west, brown italian folk in the south

prove me wrong

>Born in most powerful country in the world

>Leader in technology

>Can own and operate firearms. Not just have a useless hunk of metal with no ammunition

>Live in a state with few niggers and spics

Feels good

Sorry Ueli, again wrong
> 1.85m and fit

Not really, nr. 1 are italians, but they are quiet well integradet in the community, then come germans, portuguise, balkan etc,

The Swiss are also part of the Germanic master race

>they are truly blessed

This. We are inarguably the most successful race, with the most technological and scientific advancements of any nation. We are literally God's chosen people.

...

why did you have to remind me?

>Does it count if I'm Irish?
Nope, your ancestors made that decision

German parts of Switzerland are the best parts. Italian side is dirty and mudslime. Not sure about the French side.

>source
>I'm an Amerikaner visiting Europe and was in Switzerland yesterday. Zurich is nice.

Lüeg ned, alli Italiener woni bes jetzt troffe ha sind Zwerge.

Wo studiersch?

I'm proud of my English ancestors. Even if they were Catholic

lol no. Your country might have created some knowledge and inventions but when you became too senile, your son america took your place and changed the world far more than you ever did.

Aint medpack colors inverted Tyronne ?

>the Eternal Anglo strikes again

>some knowledge and inventions
>some
C'mon show dad the respect he deserves

>t. Smelly Walloon

they are completely surrounded by cuckolded countries that have taken millions of refugees

meanwhile king nigger got cucked by 31 states and he can't even bring in 10k syrians

ur better off my friend
ur better off

>some knowledge and inventions
>not a the single greatest contributor to all scientific discoveries and technologies, whilst also being the birthplace of the industrial revolution.
>50 years of shared power with the USSR and then being threatened 20 years after by China is a better achievement than the 110 year long pax britannica.

We do work in mysterious ways.

Can't stop us, non country!

Your disgusting Belgian Empire frails and cowers to the liberty and Glory of the mighty British Empire. We will crush the fourth reich, as we crushed the Third and Second!

We've spoken about this Dave...

>be Portuguese
>have Swiss girlfriend
>getting Swiss passport soon
>nice job and education
>nice apartment
>nice car
>nice life

Feels good man.

Settle down, you have computer and internet here.

Yeah its shit being around cucks and libshits but its not the worst place in the world.

We were better than you starting at the beginning of the 20th century, if not earlier.

>competing with a rival superpower is worth the same as spending a century cowering from France on Cuck Island and bullying some dumb niggers and poo n loos

You don't know much about your own history do you?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Depression_in_the_United_States

>We were better than you starting at the beginning of the 20th century, if not earlier.

Top lel, nah you weren't.

eh, unlike the rest of europe, you have guns. you live in the mountains where people can disappear, and you have tight nit communities

Cowering from the French? Last I heard we pacified them and exiled Napoleon to one of our nigger filled cuck islands, St Helena I believe?

>American education
Oh wait, pic related sums up your educational standards.

>the UK didn't have a great depression
kek. All the coolest inventions and scientific discoveries were coming out of America circa 1900-1930.

Amazing

You lucky cunt

>American Education

We invented fucking everything. Even the fucking Internet. You guys are an immigrant nation with a famously obnoxious and poorly trained military. Every enemy you've fought said you're cocky retards who fight only in sheer numbers and artillery.

You are despised the world over. Britannia was respected the world over.

Nope John, you're just white jews.
You take the credits for researches made for decades by scientists all around Europe (except for Newton and Bayes, great dudes).

HAHAHAHA

LIKE -FUCKING- WHAT?

NAME 3

Question to any Swiss here, what is the genneral opinion on refugees in your country?

why mexico?Mexico military is a over glorified federal police.They use propeller planes. How is Mexico even in a lead with NK

>Says the country famous for its espionage
france24.com/en/20110104-france-industrial-espionage-economy-germany-russia-china-business

Nice try, you cucks even got told by your BFF the United States that you have nothing of worth to bring to the table. Now pipe down, go shove a baguette in it and shut the fuck up.

Assembly line, air conditioning, airplane, and that's just three A's from the first few years of the 1900s.

i would rather kym and get raped by ahmed before i speak one sentence in schwitzerdütsch

Sucks to be you

no he's not, americans are not english

all you did is step into the void left from yet another european war, you were simply in the right place at the right time

kys
brb just voting on one of ca. 12 refernda I get to decide on YEARLY

he says he's born in switzerland but I bet he's just another from ticino
and like everyone there, no matter how hard they try to be swiss they are just italianiggers

Well, I'm just stating facts.

So shall it be

i'd like a mountain jew to explain something to me. i heard that if you're not swiss, even if you move there you will never be able to be a swiss citizen, you will always be a second class citizen or something. is this true?

>HSG aka I want to fuck Geroge Soros

I really hope all the swiss ITT and on this board are only pretending to be something else than swiss

fuck this is disgusting, it should be a law that we can't have more than 10% non-swiss in this country

Liquid fuel rockets, digital computer, the microwave oven

>assembly line
wow massive jump

>air conditioning
i guess you need it in sandnigger land

>airplanes
you made the first few basic designs. the british ruled the skies until the 50's. We kicked ass in those bitches.

Meanwhile, we were working on Penicillin and tanks and DNA! At a fraction of your population!

>the microwave oven

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Andy Glarner detected

Do you consider microwave technology laughable? Are you some retarded caveman? You realize microwaves are used outside the kitchen, too

Isn't that the same in every european country except for maybe Sweden?

Well we're suffering from the same cuck syndrome as the rest of europe: we let degenerate niggers in no questions asked but we annoy the shit out of white, qualified people.

I think that the best way to immigrate here is to get a job, it'll make all the administrative procedures way easier.

your pic is wrong.Vanadium was discovered by mexico

You guys are weak.

The Swiss of old are gone. I regularly read old Swiss propaganda from the Cold War and it was amazing how much the Swiss people changed.

Your young people hate their own country and society, the average Swiss person has a huge inferiority complex and thinks the entire world is out there to get them. The Swiss politicians have no balls, only a couple of SVP politicians can actually be said to be true patriots. Your military culture is getting fucked by the socialists, your army is getting smaller each year and the recruits hate going to the army.

The gun culture is dying and full of old people.

Your country is changing extremely rapidly and it's because of your own population.

Shame.

no you can become swiss.

but depending on your origin it is true yes.
for example, albanians or eritreans have less rights than normal swiss

also it is kinda hard compared to other countries to become swiss, first generation immigrants very often fail

but imo it's still too easy, all you have to do is speak the language of where you live (so french or german or italian) be accepted by the people around you and know the history of the country

also you need to have lived here without leaving the country for at least 5 years (vacations are fine I think, but only a week or so)

still too easy to get and people who fail deserve to. you can't really make it harder though

nice trips.

but seriously we're too many in this country, the first to make an effort on that should be non swiss, be they willing or not.
if they aren't willing it just proves that they are here to profit off of switzerland.

In what way did you "rule the skies"? Besides you just trying to ignore the fact we invented powered flight, we pioneered it's commercial application too. Boeing made the first true pressurized airliner, for example, and our heavy aircraft outstripped yours constantly. Even in single engine aircraft we we're at worst even with you

>One chance at being alive
>You weren't born Swiss
>Born American instead


Wouldn't have it any other way.

>they are here to profit off of switzerland
nobody is remotely denying this

the point is - why would it not be legitimate to come to Switzerland if you find a nice job and earn money

also
>sits in Aargau
>complains about Zersiedelung

stop.

i see, thanks

maybe, getting citizenship here isn't particularly difficult, most first generation immigrants segregate themselves which doesn't really help matters as that means they often never really learn the language either.

Yeah, when you and Cousin/Uncle/Brother Pete have a cookout and have to leave your gator meat to give your Dad a quickie

WE

Hmmm? How about kicking the ass of the Luftwaffe?

bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01m81f5

Watch this documentary.

agreed.

though our military might get bolstered soon, there's talks of changing the constitution and making it mandatory to women as well, they'll fill roles we're lacking, like medics and nurses.

as for gun culture... I can't really say otherwise, but at least I'm getting my wife to a firing range so she can shoot next step will be to get her own guns

but yeah, that country is going to the left steadily. And as always it's the French who are responsible, these fucking cucks come to our country because they think it's wonderful and as soon as they can vote they just have to be fucking left leaning parasites

Never trust the french.

>why would it not be legitimate to come to Switzerland if you find a nice job and earn money
no reasons.
my only issue is that when they get the nationality and the right to vote, they do so as if they were still in their country, or try to make it more like their home.

you can see that at every votations with the french fucks voting far left like retards
but thank god they are still a minority

that's my only issue with non swiss, them trying to make switzerland like their home because of nostalgia, and then telling us that the way swiss live is outmoded and needs to change.
just look at what the eu says every votations, that we're "voting wrong" and we'll "regret this"
it's disgusting desu famala

Ah, so you're just shitposting then. My bad, I didn't realize