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first for

Need some name ideas

for

Wolfgang

My girlfriend is pregnant

Tyrone

thats a terrible band name

charles

i didn't know people gave their pregnancies a name

Time to find out if the official Windows 10 Creators update doesn't break anything this time

I'll need a name for the kid when she gives birth

name the kid Nicker

/cum/, go on cumtown

Wolfgang

Going to touch myself in a bit

Bryan

The guy on the far left looks like Terrone

ha i just noticed that

he's a beautiful insect human

give me ONE (1) good reason not to kill myself

everyone you love will feel bad

Can I have your stuff?

Cute thots

Are you white?

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Goodnight

you'll miss out on the technological singulairty

just made my first date on grindr, its with a black guy

good job m8, but isn't grindr the gay tinder?

Gnollie

this is one of the worst ones you post

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Quite a hilarious picture, buddy

>faggots

She's pretty f cute

Armenian pussy is my birthright

gf pls come out

tfw the age of piracy is about to start as soon as netflix is killed and cybercrimes will be ushered forth by lobbyists and then we'll start living in a cyberpunk society

thats a neat looking kot

Someone in my hometown is a funny guy

cyberpunk is going to suck for me and other people not good with computers

Mind if I save it?

so adapt you pseudo-babyboomer dummy

Have at it, im sure the artist wouldn't mind in the slightest. cheers from shelton, washington

all women belong to me they just dont know it yet

Only because your anus belongs to me

Are you gonna pay childsupport for my kid then?

Thanks bud

Armenian pussy was made for Terrone dick

I will reap your baby momma's soul

Instagram thot posing to say hey what's up guys

De nada amigo

the hell's a gale

Getting there

Hope you get aids and murdered

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imagine a tantalizing big meaty salty black cock dripping precum on your soft white forehead

post peenus

why, what's wrong with an interracial relationship?

Calm down there satan

>why, what's wrong with an interracial relationship?

Helicopter flying around with search lights telling people to call 911 if they see anything suspicious

t. Jealous white boi

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I only ever get to hear military choppers fly overhead

whites don't get jealous of other races Pedro

They're looking for a burglary suspect

woah

Are your doors locked and assault weapon cocked?

It's night so yeah, my doors are locked

>she sees your dick

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I love Mcuck but i love bigeer shit of colonel Sanders. No, really KFC fuck McDonalds.

Approaching hour 24.
Shakes gone.
>24-48
will be uncharacteristically short-fused and hate people.
>48-72
Real fun begins. See the shadow people. Lights unnaturally bright. Hear many things that aren't there.
>72+
Uncharted territory.

the best way to avoid getting suplexed by niggers is to be too fat to lift

I'm bisexual and MGTOW

Who is this girl?

You sound like my brother

A German thot, why?

She is german?

bed time

night night /cum/

so ugly

I think she is a qt

Just got a match on tinder with a qt french girl

At least my girlfriend will be able to sing to our kid with her incredibly soft and cute voice

What is this, 2006?

My man, you are really cool.
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Kids not yours. Your gf is a cheating slut

Just got a match on tinder with a cute canadian using my french girl proxy

Yes, she's got great legs and a fantastic ass

Goodnight!

Fuck off, she's not a cheater or a slut.

pretty much describes my life

What's her name?

>kissless virgin blah blah blah
>last time a girl approached me was in 8th grade
>have exam today
>think ill get one of my favorite protein cookies before the exam and eat it on the way to class
>walking to class stuffing my face with cookie
>not a worry in the world
>suddenly female runs up behind me and taps me on my shoulder
>for some reason she's really excited to tell me something
>take off headphones
>cant fucking utter a word because my mouth doesnt have an inch of space to move
>signal her for 1 moment so I can chew
>30 seconds later the cookie is more of a challenge than I thought it would be
>can see her excitement slowly turn into disappointment
>manage to utter a few words when I have 50% of food left
whats your name?
>"blurgh blurgh my nama user blurgh blurgh"
what?
>"blurgh blurgh user"
Oh my name is annonette, see you later haha
>walks away to join her friends
I will never get a GF

stop posting that "woman"

Women don't speak to me.

Mex love hot sweden girls?
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she looks good in the picture

Why are all western woman frivolous, shallow, conceited, child like, 100 IQ, whores????????
I am not even /r9k/ tier virgin but I genuinely haven't met a single one that is interesting or genuinely a "nice" person. They're all fucking worthless cunts that wouldn't last a day in the real world if it wasn't for their family or boyfriends.
God, I cannot fucking stand women.