>Impregnated a lesbian, let her pay to raise the child
>Slayed prime Rachel pussy
>Got his yellow belt
>Convinced multiple women to Marry him despite 3 divorces
>Married a Brit
>Fucked a 20 year old college girl in his class
>Despite her objections slept with Rachel enough times to impregnate her
>Slept with some random copy girl 20 mins after he was on a break
>Slept with a black woman while Rachel was pregnant
Ross is the best friend.
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he's a real uber-jew
he never fucked monica
if your criteria is number of women sexed, shouldn't the best be joey?
but your post made me see ross in a more alpha light though.
Pivot kino
Chandler married the best girl on the show so he is clearly the best friend
PIVOT!
Ross is the best friend because his hi-jinx are the funniest
They're all jews apart from Joey.
MY
Red Ross is the kino Friend
UNAGI
>Slept with some random copy girl 20 mins after he was on a break
no, they were not
Why didn't Ross being the largest Friend simply not eat the other Friends?
Not even Rachel argues that they weren't on a break
Checked,
The fat leaf isn´t jewish
SANDWICH
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why does monica have such a big mouth
Rachel told Ben they weren’t.
Chandler isn't that skinny, and Joey isn't that big.
>Chandler isn't that skinny
He was when he was on drugs
>Chandler isn't that skinny
Based
I want to penetrate monica in that pic
Why is Joey so buff? I mean it's nice art but why?
So? She knows it's not true and never argues that point with Ross
He got really really fat with his addiction though.
is friends worth re-watching? only watched a handful of episodes here and there when it was airing
she was planning to friend zone ross and bang that one guy a bit.
then she changed her mind when he instantly got laid and realized he wasnt a numale. .
no
Absolutely not, it was never fun to start with.
It's a cartoon.
he got fat when he wasn't on drugs
For every good episode you get 3 moderately entertaining and 1 downright bad. I'd stick with best of collections and such.
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make sure you check out the episode where ross falls asleep and dreams he is a captain in the 101st airborne during ww2
It's the comfiest show, pretty funny as well
Yes. I rewatch/finish all seasons at least once a year.
>and Joey isn't that big.
For you, maybe
>but your post made me see ross in a more alpha light though.
only numales believe that being alpha is to please several women
It works well as a 'something you watch when it's on TV for cheap entertainment' type deal instead of something you binge watch.
your joking right?
The first five seasons are the best
It loses a beat after the Emily marriage story arc....
you do know he's a closeted gay in a bearded marriage, don't you?
>people who like what i don't like have to be joking
The artist obv was gay for joey
was she autistic?
so was she autistic or what?
You know she begged him back when she was fat.
Nah, just a drug addict.
>Be the sexiest Friend
Ross really was best
>your
>not you're
illiterate baboon
>Matthew Perrys fluctuating weight
makes me kek every time. A fun game to play is to watch a random Friends episode and try and work out if he was on or off the wagon
and rape victim
I think the point was that Ross just fucked bitches left and right without giving a fuck about any current relationships or anything like that
Reminder that Emily did nothing wrong
What's the best episode, and why is it The one with all the Embryos?
JUST
he looks and talks like such a Jewwy-Jew though
what does that even mean you antisemitic piece of shit?
What I'd give for a high resolution version of the 3rd picture from the left of Rachel.
PIVAT
PIVAT
PIVAT
PIVAT
PIVAT
David Schwimmer is a douchebag irl. I got to work with him. terrible work ethics. Once he lost his watch in the hotel and tried to put the blame on me!!!
IT WAS YOUR FAULT THE WATCH GOT LOST!
You spelled pivot wrong five times.
They all looked so weird in Season 3. Rachel suddenly looked old. Chandler suddenly lost 50 lbs, Joey looked 5 years younger, Monica turned into a shaved cat and Phoebe looked like she stopped showing
>t. never watched the episode
And Ross remained fabulous throughout
If you've watched any sitcom about a group of buddies, you've wathed F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
>ywn have passionate sex with seasons 5-7 Rachel
your a joke
PIHVAHHHT
>I want a couch that ok for kids, but also says "come here to me"
what did he mean by this?
Pivot!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ross was the best. he literally made me laugh more than any other character combined.
>Shaved head gf
>PIVOT
>leather pants
>fake accent
>saying the wrong name during wedding
>always being made fun of
>"it was a BREAK"
>Chandler was consistently king of betas who ended up being the lucky one of Monica's orbiters after she fell out of her prime
>Joey was average chad but went full on Brendan Fraser after he got cucked
>Ross gets redpilled after he discovers Asian pussy and becomes the Alpha of the gang.
you forgot
>I'll take your kid into the museum at night when there's no one around and he can touch anything
inbred illiterate baboon
I never understood why Friends was so popular. A bunch of white yuppies in Manhattan that dated one another and were generally douchey people.
I forgot lots of others
>tryin to kiss his cousin
>unagi
>christmas armadillo
to be fair his cousin was prime denise richards
>A bunch of white yuppies in Manhattan that dated one another and were generally douchey people.
This is exactly why it was so popular
You don't get to be popular in a normie setting without being at least kind of a douche
christmas armadillo is the worst fucking episode mate
yeah but it was a classic ross momenth that the would be stuck with having to rent a armadillo outfit
your to dumb
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2 is best, 3 is ghastlly
do you think she crumbled after she was in that failing "milf" tv show ?
He was a bit clingy and stalker-ish with Rachel, but he also had a Ph.D and made lots of money. That helps.
If you're not good looking or smart, be rich. If you're not rich or good looking, be smart. If you're not smart or rich, be Joey.
Incorrect, it was the episode where Chandler and Joey win Monica's apartment.
By the end, Chandler was clearly the alpha, but only because Monica was a terrifying control-freak.
1) Have you been to Manhattan?
2) It was the 90's. everyone was like this. America got more polite during the Obama years and is now backsliding again.
>bogdabots primed and ready
Work is work, and that show ran for six seasons.
The pilot is god-tier, btw. I mean, it turns to shit almost immediately after that, don't waste your time, but do seek out the pilot. The show is about a bunch of friends in their 40s hanging out, but the pilot is about newly-divorced Courtney trying to fuck young dudes.
im honestly surprised it lasted that long, I only saw teasers and never bothered watching it, nor am I ever going to watch it, but thanks for the info
so did she turn into an ugly plastic cat woman during that milf show or after?
I think she was a lot smarter than people think and was highly intelligent. She just manipulated everyone around her to believe she was ditzy and dumb but think of how many times she just trolls everyone.
I thought she looked hot in longest yard.
>longest yard
yes she looked good 12 years ago m8
I didn't make it past season one, it literally turned into "middle-aged friends sit around and bitch about their relationships and their exes."
It was created by the dude who created "Scrubs" so I gave it a shot, but like most shows it didn't figure out what it was until season 2. And what it was was shitty.
Pilot = good, though.
>22 year old dude: (seeing Courtney's character in lingerie for the first time) Hey, what's that scar?
>MILF Courtney: I got stabbed in a bar fight.
>22YOD: Really?
>MILF Courtney: (sighs) Nah, it's my c-section scar.
Why in. The pic? Doesn't look comfortable. Plus all the other friends are there and it would be awkward.
>testing the effects of the bogpill on middle-aged jewesses
she aint even jewish