Be britbong

>be britbong
>get warning off sky for sharing copyrighted material

What now bros, am i going to.jail?

>tfw when i go to jail for downloading warcraft

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>what you in for dawg?

Ask for a trial by combat and give em a good buggering, or whatever it is bongs call a beating.

Isn't it just a warning the first time? Also use a VPN

cor blimey guv'nor, they're sending the rozzers over?

Use it as an excuse to leave this jew company.
Also op ia a fag for not using a vpn.

Just make sure you pay your TV license you cheeky khunt or the old bill will be paying you a visit.

What does bong mean?

>live in britbongistan for 5 years and download every movie under the sun
>nothing happened to me except that one time where I laugh away the TV licence inspector who accuses me of harboring a TV in my house because they know I use virgin

It means lurk moar fagit

Could be worse. You could be Australian.

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Turn off the upload in your torrent client.
It's a warning for sharing, not downloading.

Online betting and casinos are a cancer though, good riddance

FRAKAMAKASHUKKATAPTOOOIIIEEEEEE!

>not allowing people control over their own destiny
>forcing them to be cogs in the machine because "system gooooood, system gooooooood"

>you must spend your money the way WE want for you to spend your money

>Implying online gambling gives you "control over your destiny" and doesn't just drain your wallet while giving you the illusion you had a fair chance to win big

Honestly I think it should be unbanned just so you aussies can get a little social Darwinism

Yes, comrade! That's the spirit! Now repeat after me:

"Freedom is baaaaaad."

"Risking money that has hypothetically been earned, and hypothetically already been taxed, in a controlled atmosphere against other players under the same hypothetical regulatations, is baaaaad."

"Risking some, or all, of one's own capital under any circumstances, is baaaaad."

"We must all be unthinking, unfeeling machines working for the same, united goals. This is gooooood."

"Paying tax and not knowing where every single tax-dollar is being spent, is gooooood."

Are YOU a good little comrade for Stalin, dear?

>not using private trackers
plen

>regulatations

Oops! Silly typo.

Even some private trackers have copyright "trolls" on them now.

Hey, if you wanna lose all your money because you're too retarded to invest in something that actually makes a return, be my guest.

>Yesssssssss, goyim, trussssst me with your money, you will recsssseive a return

not the good ones
wanna know how I know you're not on PTP, HDB, BTN or KG?

user, who do you think runs the online poker sites?

>implying you can't be on infiltrated trackers and good trackers

it's never happened before

That doesn't do anything, you still share from the initial download regardless, and your IP is in the packet.

>go to England
>head to restaurant for food
>watch is set to timezone of hometown
>ask someone what time it is
>"TOYME? WOTS THAT?"
>notice he doesn't have a watch on
>no one in England has a watch
>Big Ben starts to chime
>everyone stops what they're doing to count the bongs on their fingers
>man swerves off road and crashes into grocery store and is still counting bongs after crashing
>waitress drops my order on the floor while counting bongs on her fingers
>man panting while running frantically down the street: "OI, EVERYWAN, IT'S 7 BONG"
>everyone inside the restaurant and on the streets start clapping and cheering

>using Sky
There's your problem. Did you know they censor your internet? Use a decent ISP.

Use a VPN nerd

>watching some kino in the UK
>knock at the door
>kino detector guys
>only have my flick licence
>2 years in jail