R.I.P

R.I.P

more like RIIIIIPPPPPPP as in queefing

ANOTHER Amy Schumer thread.

Fuck me. How much are you shills being paid?

I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

Chappelle really tore white women a new one. Pretty sure the regulars on this board will love it.

>R.I.P
Yep, it's going to be tricky to pull her career out the gutter after this failure tbph.
Amy death raid when?

>that's right
Am I supposed to be shocked? How fucking presumptuous can you get?

are you seriously responding to pasta

nigga you went full retard

she used to look cute back when she debuted in the comedy central roast, god damn she let herself go

Yup, like night and day compared to years ago.

This. Watson's agents played the same game recently. "Fake news" is used to generate controversy and publicity at your expense and to their benefit. They need Sup Forums and Reddit to play the "bad guy"

>Partrice dies
>Schumer become a fat SJW

Coincidence?

I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

Well you say about Patrice what you want but he nailed some stuff. The Doctor Z situation, (he claimed her marriage wouldn't stick because he wasn't alpha enough, she denied it but did divorce a few months later) Amy Schumer letting it all go and his girlfriend Von turned into the woman he warned every guy about.

Shameless Amy Schumer thread bump.

checked, kekked, and now im hard for some reason

Look at this fat Jew slut, I'd love to Dutch oven her to death

>submit for slaughter

B.R.A.P.

She's realistically a 6 drink kiss, 10 drink bang in this picture. Nowadays she is a 20 drink limp dick fumble followed by regret, vomiting and ultimately suicide.

Yeah she just looks bad, she is what 35 years old? Just unhealthy.