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Ed Miliband Edition

What is Ed doing at the moment?

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pics x

when will this beaner fuck off to /lat/

>the irish are huma-

streamable.com/nykzh

Nassim, can you finally have sex with Schlomo????

you have to be at least 18 to post here, beaner

he's like 40

Any nonce men in?

Highly doubt anyone has ever made it that far into that sentence without bursting into laughter.

>tfw an old retarded creeps cyberstalks you

what the fuck

n-
*sees vietnam and thailand*

giveitawaygiveitawaygiveitaway now

IRISH SUBHUMANS

sorry to break it to you, but he's stalking me not you

mexican infrahuman

Reading a quality British newspaper about my hero.
economist.com/node/1623179

Where's that normoid from last thread who impregnated his girlfriend?

you type in lowercase only so that he thinks i'm you because you're that desperate for some attention, even it's just from some mexitard

you should end your sad existence

refuse to read the 'mist until they print author names

say your catchy phrase schlomo

im user, user is who i am, nothing else

*looks around*
oh everyone types in lower case?

you fucking nutcase, stop using a swedish proxy and he might fuck off

DAMN THEY ARE KILLING EACH OTHER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

can only get into an argument on /brit/ when i'm massively drunk
usually just post dire gimmicks or if i say something stupid and get BTFO i just close the thread and go lurk on Sup Forums for a half hour til theres a new

the only genuine nutcase here is the beaner, stop engaging that retard and he might stop annoying me

fucking hate spics and snow niggers. comin' here, ruinin' our threads.

woah he used the n-word again

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I forward work emails to my personal email so that I catch anything for when I've just left the office (essentially only for urgent things)

problem is my boss seems to work at night and sends me emails to my work email at night. last night she wrote this very long critical email saying that my work wasn't good enough. i was literally turning my phone on sleep mode before i saw it

needless to say - what was going to be an easy sleep became quite a toss-and-turn nightmare-fueled affair.

whenever I make a mistake and get 3+ (You)s calling me out I just post a puppetmaster wojak and pretend it was intentional haha

poo pee

flat earth is real

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wish I kept a record of all the retarded things I've been banned for, especially on Sup Forums

boring thread
anyone want their Fortune read?

I'm supposed to be doing uber driving so I don't have to do work for the dole
But I'm too nervous to start. Imagine having normies in my car. What if I get a hot grill and I sperg out and can't drive

Is 4 nights between piss-ups too frequent?

read my fortune then

nah

yeah seek help

whats a relatively stress-free career?

your life will be miserable and lonely

tell me something about yourself
nothing big, even your birth month is fine

neet

just concentrate on the road lad

>tfw saved up enough money to live as a neet for the next year
>tfw spooked out of doing it

august

psychologist was booked out until 3 weeks time hope I don't die before then

lighthouse keeper
mad scientist

>lighthouse keeper
comfy job desu

>free house
>just do fuck all day

genuinely interested in this

i know right? literally just wear an old jacket and beanie, get drunk and write some knockoff john steinbeck prose, go fishing
shame the its all computerised now
fucking kikes
had a chance to get a job as a caretaker at a rural gun club, would have just had to water plants and mow lawns and when the shooters rock up just hide inside my caravan
fucked it up though haha

abc.net.au/news/2016-12-17/maatsuyker-island-volunteer-call/8129504

i live near a lighthouse and i get the impression it's kind of busy work desu, could be because they run a gift shop though

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>apply for the job.

>"By the time people download the application package
ahhhhhhhhhh yes literally just fucking sit on a rideon mower and walk through some big bad nasty wain :((((((((( zomg send your three billion years of heavy duty experience tell me why you'd be good at this job
fuck OFF
FUCK the gay cunt who invented resumes

almost forgot
>On the plus side, the lighthouse is automated.
yeah so fucking good mate, love machines me
>volunteers
ah yes, no money involved, shall certainly be doing this
uncle ted was right.

firm handshake and a haircut love

read my fucking fortune already

just another chinky scam

:'(

:')

anyone else here who's a trust fund baby who does coke on the regular?

pick one

How else would they choose the best candidate?

does anyone have a solution to the jewish question yet

England and Wales are equal in firepower to Oregon :^)

Heh... nothin personal pommies...

Very interesting spread
just a simple one telling your past present and future

for your past you've got the Knight of Cups, which seems to imply and encouraging inviting personality, as well as someone who was always there to please, a white knight in many respects. liked well enough but often left alone in the end dispute his best efforts to make others happy, his own happiness remained distant. still though life was more idyllic in the past for you.

for the Present we have the Knight of Stars, a much darker figure but still just as honourable and upright. the lack of recognition for past people-pleasing has caused bitterness to grow leaving you disillusioned and attracted to the Stoic life. you work to appear professional and in control but often feel you are still the servant of others.

in the Future we have the avenging knight of swords, fed up with serving he turns back and takes decicive action against those who interupt HIS way of life, rather than existing for the sake of others (or for the sake of nothing at all as with the stoic man)
this is an intensely vindictive and bitter man, but not dishonourable or petty, simply lacking in any care for the whims of others he has long since broken apart from.

all this seems to point to a steady slide into a hostile, passionate, self-serving nature, though one not undeserved after years of cold subservience. That is to say in the end you will finally take what you feel you are owed for years of "service"

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what will be the next global reserve currency

that'll be a no. 8 on my scrote please xx

>ballsack
shant even entertain the thought

Bitcoin

Australian Yuan

life has been a series of suffering stressors.

i remember being 4 years old and excited for my first day at school and then realising it was just sitting there for 6 hours a day, having to be still and listen to a teacher.

i'm currently trudging through work. i constantly have fantasies about getting away from it all because my life is so fucking uncomfortable.

the Confederate Pound

A cute

I am the future monarch of australia, this absolutely confirms it

Food and water for bartering after the nuclear apocalypse

off to work lads

do me

>monarch of australia
wouldnt that make you king of the UK too

what happened

youtube.com/watch?v=MzlK0OGpIRs
actual choon lads

A ugly

nine of swords is bad
just saying. you don't want it

nah don't want that paki shithole

what's your zodiac

doin a read

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_cringe

Shut up Haitiano

Monarchy is the natural state of human affairs and everybody will return to it slowly soon enough. Even Americans who are triggered by the very thought will then go into a voting booth and vote for somebody just because they're related to somebody that was once in charge.

aquarius

Technically no.

All the Commonwealth Crowns are independent of each other. So it's POSSIBLE for user to be King of Australia without being king of everywhere else

hahahaha

>he's still here

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the actual Queen still cucks all of them though, does she not