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wagie gets ragey edition

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What did he spill on him?

might head down to the mall

to be honest when i look at what Sup Forums ended up as i can't help thinking it was a big mistake

>valor
FOY

PRAISE KEITH

More like DEATH insurance, lol

Me dad's called Keith, he's a cunt

where was this?

fly keeps buzzing around my head
wont fuck off

I would run out of the store immediately and never go back.

inner city life
inner city pressha

Yeh, but thoughts on the subject lad? You seem to be the brightest one here

I AM A TIER ONE OPERATOR

this site was shit years ago, it has actually gotten much better

the collective iq was low; had the vibe of children coming across a new meme and finding an excuse to use it in conversation type of feel

have you tried telling it to fuck off?

Doing a woo

having a pank

you reckon hes a redditor or a 'chonner?

what machines do you operate lad?

Epic reference. Hella f*ckin epic

grape drank

any webms of girl on girl fighting/physical domination?

several times to limited success

stinking american

tea
yankland (it is me in the video)
see above haha x :P

Fly was landing on is at the barbers yesterday

>yankland (it is me in the video)
lies

bet it happened in sweden

>Yeh, but thoughts on the subject lad? You seem to be the brightest one here
Trips confirm that I am a very bright bulb on the christmas tree

I think it's just another waste of money that uses fear tactics to get women into hassling their husbands into spending another 250 bucks a month

Got a spider loitering above my bed lads. Think I shall leave him alone as he sticks to the corner.

listening to cradle of filth x

Where does poo go when you flush it? I know it goes to the sewers, but then what? A treatment plant? What happens to my poo?

who?

Saw that instagram bint that used to date Jayden Smith out and about today

Someone eats it

of course lad

its not you in the video i saw it on reddit two days ago

this house costs just £80k in america

More like ladle of shite

A merely fallen enemy may rise again, but the reconciled one is truly vanquished.

neighbours cat has been outside in the cold all night lads. let him in and now hes sleeping on my bed.

very comfy.

>There is a loop around the city, the idea is...anything inside of said loop is a bowl of shit.

Yes, those are the tertiary/three digit interstate roads that always exist around large cities and they are usually the divide between crime and non-crime.

Granted, the nice spots inside those circles tend to be higher priced simply because they are closer to a lot of locations

what do you even put in a house that big

ahaha mate you just outed yourself as a reditter! humiliating

aw

in yankland they separate the poo from the water as best they can and then they put it into the drinking reservoir thing for people to drink.

theres a certain percentage of poo that is allowed in drinking water in yankland

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is the good wife a chick series like oitnb

>letting a stray cat into your house

enjoy the cat shit left on your bed

I once posted a short description of my thoughts/actions while brushing my teeth on /lit/ for a more distanced view of who I am.

>get this response
"The character is either the supreme edge-lord (and very cliched) or inconsistent. No one but the most insane people would have emotions like that and be able to immediately go to sleep."

marilyn manson for even edgier teenagers

i believe the term "filth" incorporates shite into its definition

americans

explains all the shite coming out your mouths haha xx

uh no I was on a covert Sup Forums raid

Durr im retarded hurr durr

>stray
>neighbours cat

theres a difference mate

Watching Wales and Ireland again lads.
youtube.com/watch?v=C_GCjyPzZTI

Retard.

...

well there isn't really is there

it may as well be a stray if the neighbour's leaving it outside fucking bellend hahahahahah

very comfy i just worry about toxoplasma

sucks about the tradeoff with white women being so incredibly hot compared to the rest of 'em is their feistiness, even the blobs

love a fit tan blond girl

Who /catholic/ here?

>going through RCIA
>Ca'n't go to Sunday mass because I work all day on Sunday

haha

is the west wing like house of cards

NEED to know what you posted

top of my willy hurts so much cause i've had too many wanks

love being high test

me

I was only pretending

me front and centre

poor little runt boy

This is certainly the case in Majorca, Spain. Do NOT drink the tapwater in that place. I don't think they separate the poo from the water as best they can.

Cheers, this is exactly what I'm after.

fuck off cross worshipper. /brit/ is a sunni general

>love being high test

you would be getting pussy on the regular if that was the case, not jerking it

not sure what the image has to do with being catholic

got toxoplasmosis from raping the neighbours cat's arsehole

gf snapped a cheeky pic

haha no problem dude your secret's safe with me

nah not really

had a dire case of the vom & shits from spanish water filthy dagos ps my great great great grandad was NOT a spaniard

U can be high test and be a betazoid nerd boy too u know

Well what am I supposed to do when my girlfriend isn't here?

I've got an answer for every little retarded thing you spout, just whether to reply back to your brainlet self is a tedious one

This house only costs 50k in Yankland

His arm's are quite ridiculous, don't see the appeal in them at all

ah yes, the american dream.

haha yeah that guy totally doesn't get it

Got another date lined up
Girl is near perfect but the date feels very tentative

are you the same south african who always posts lame jokes here?

west wing is about the idealist side of politics, whereas house of cards is more oriented to the corruption and whatnot

me on the left

Keep meaning to do all sorts of good stuff in the morning before I eat. Yoga, lifting, meditation etc. But then I wake up and I'm hungry and I just eat, then it's back to more wasting time on the internet again. One of these days...

Ah yes, steroids

>cheeky french flag in the back
it's just cause the bachelor that's living there is a native french im sure

nice hat bro :)

>japan
>dating

better be a proxy

He rapidly brushed the index and middle fingers of his right hand back and forth against each other as he looked into the bathroom mirror. He was naked except for his pajama pants. After a few seconds, he stopped fidgeting and ran his toothbrush under the tap before brushing his teeth. He felt like biting down and tearing into it. A song ploughed through his head at ten-times the pace, yet he felt tired and unexcited. Last month it had been 'sixteen going on seventeen' at an unbearable volume.

Despite his apparent anxiety, there was nothing to be excited about this week, last week or in the sleep to come. He spat into the sink, calmly imagined tearing the medicine cabinet off the wall and went off to bed.

sounds fucking gay like star trek

Had my testosterone levels tested and they're really low

The month the west died lad

I'm a proxyank
>brainlet
yeah huh
glad you agree

ElectroBoom vs BigClive
no prep time
arena is a power station

It was worth 70k before they put the French flag up haha