British """telly"""

>British """telly"""

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British public are fucking plebs. They complain about the TV shows they watch but can't stop watching them. There are 4 types of shows.

>Talent show
>Panel show
>Poor taste documentary
>Friends 24/7 marathon

Only once in a while some kino comes along, like Planet Earth

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Why didn't you mention all the soap operas?

>no police drama set in a northern shithole

>3 episodes
>call it a series

>american "mini series" 8 episodes
>british "series" 3 episodes

>american *****remakes*****

>Northern Shithole
>Islamic caliphate of Londonistan South

Pick one and only one becuase the UK is a turd in general.

panel shows have killed comedy in the UK

how many good original comedy series in the 2010s can you name?

>see you next year!

>cats and cloister are reeeing again folks

Harry enfield and chums.

I can't stand him. He's worse than the guy with no hands.

I fell for the commercials bait, I imagined it the BBC would like PBS but 10x better, instead it's full of trash with the odd good program
All the other channels are full of commercials, and they're generally shit tier shows
American TV >>>>>>>>>>>>> British TV
Even the sports coverage manages to be worse, you get more premier league matches free in the US
>Britain on benefits
>Border patrol US/UK/AUS
>Tattoo fixers
>My wife and kids for eight hours a day
Very disappointed tbqh

I started in Northern Shithole, tried Islamic caliphate of Londonistan South for 10 years, then moved back to Northern Shithole.

I might move back to Islamic caliphate of Londonistan South in a few month

dude I could not really care, but I will take da b8,
American sports are unbearable to watch compared to british.sports broadcasting

>be me watch usa football
>this field goal was brought to you by texas meat fest taco's

>be me watch uspga
>only show tiger woods shots
>even though he's not in contention
>this putt is sponsored by rolex
>ads every 5 mins

user that was 25 years ago

>Plays flavour of the week meme video
>Makes an observation pointing out the funny part
>Compares it to something the public hate
>Stare into camera and let your fucked teeth and eye rake in the normie laughs

I'm sorry you fell for the British meme

The british Bill Hicks

>complains about lack of quality despite plenty of shows in the last 12 months have been brilliant
>says the word kino in a serious post

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>The best food kino

Sneak this mother fucker in to the cinema and you're golden.

That's the sport itself, aside from that TV in the UK is riddled with ads unless you watch nothing but BBC and most of it is poor
I imagine Olympic coverage would be superior but that's a month every four years
Honestly I thought TV here would be more PBS and less garbage, turns out it considerably worse TV
News channels are better in the UK and you'll never see something like babestation in the US but who cares since it's just terrible cock teasing
Oh and you import the worst US shows, there's like six real wives and then there's
This is how we TOWIE

I don't know why I read the "gays are people" bit in Mitchell's voice, but that made the comic for me.

>it's another period piece
Wow, just kill me now. The British truly are out of ideas.

>golf
>American sport

>Greggs sausage roll

greasy trash, any local bakers makes a superior one. Greggs is for bakes only.

>Period piece
>Remove all the interesting history and focus on interracial relationships

who has no hands ?

Oh my god the daily mail

what powerful dick does this guy suck to still be on mock the week?

>pic not realated

So, you already, know the joke
But I'm going to restate it
Slowly, slower
And now
The punchline

Better than the AH'M FROM NIGERIA lady

Walked downstairs last night and saw a show about some millennial girl being interviewed because she takes selfies and because she takes a few landscape pics on her iphone she is "real photographer" and she kept talking about her 1000 followers, fucking narcissists

This guy, so-called "Comedian".

Humans hate him.

Lobsters think he's hilarious.

what's going on in here?

because of American TV, I have imagined that this is pretty much British TV:

youtube.com/watch?v=F9QSdLDGt7I

I like period pieces. It's the only time I bother watching British TV.

Fuck, we'd never get away with someone saying "wanker" before the watershed here in Bongland.

>Planet Earth
>kino
Only a couple of shots. Blue Planet was objectively better in every possible regard.

>american TV

>tfw from northern shithole and i can't say i dislike peter kay through fear of being flayed

Outside of the odd crime drama, British TV is awful.

US TV is awful too, btw.

Television will never be art.

Panel shows are the pinnacle of British television you fucking Paki

>panel shows have killed comedy in the UK
Would I Lie To You still consistently has me laughing my tits off.

Don't knock it OP

the world needs more blackadder

youtube.com/watch?v=H9PDG5EODSw

If you can't laugh at this then you are dead inside

the world needs more rowan atkinson stand up

Reposted 60000 times on /r/videos

hes one of those cambridge people who gets jobs without needing to do much

cat and cloister the stupid what

Absolute madman.

This. TV is fucking crap.

The last British show I laughed at was Raised By Wolves on Channel 4.

Well I don't know about you, but i often hear my wife and her daughter talking in hushed voices and giggling to each other about how they can't get enough of the BBC. Which is odd as we don't own a television .

GOAT

this is worse than Italian television
the world is doomed

Congrats on being Britain's biggest pleb

>be 14 when his "GARLIC BREAD" show came out
>Can't go five minutes in school without some funnyfucker shouting out "GARLIC BREAD LOLOLOLOL"

I had a guy that always went OTT with Lee Evans impressions and proper killed the guy for me back in the day.

ah yes, the south = london

try again, Gary

>British Television
youtu.be/DazT3SDguks

plymouth mentioned

youtube.com/watch?v=SRRw1ERj2Gc

this is the single greatest moment in british telly

admit it

At least its not as bad as Aussie tv

My sister married a northern man, almost 10 years later and he still does the garlic bread/cheesecake quotes every single time we have that food with the same passion and excitement as the first time, drives me crazy.

The IT crowd is pretty good. I forget if that's 2010's though

Is Rowan /ourguy/?

This. Others may be shit, but WILTY is GOAT.

Lee Mack is immensely funny on this

Proper weird

That is very accurate actually.

youtube.com/watch?v=hiKEgdQTCEo

local bakers don't put two sticks of butter in each pastry though

DONT FORGET YOUR FUCKING TV LICENSE!
NOTHING IS FREE IN THE UK, INCLUDING TELEVISION!

THIS SO MUCH

The BBC have a huge collection of costumes they can use and Britain is full of sets for some really good historical dramas which could be made with a low cost, Wolf Hall is a good example.

Lately every historical drama I have seen from the BBC has either included some forced interracial relationship or there will be random black characters everywhere which have no historical basis.

I remember watching the first episode of a drama called Versailles and the big cliff hanger at the end of the episode was the Queen of France giving birth to a black baby.

But seriously watch Wolf Hall if you get the chance it was very well done some how it avoided the BBC's usual cuckery.

Which one does the dick flopping "date" show fall under?

channel 4 puts out some of the worst shows known to mankind but it seems like they also don't give a fuck and manage to get funding for kino shows like that every now and again

Americans lap them up. It still astounds me how a piece of ITV trash like Downton Abbey got so popular.

Wolf Hall was a great watch.

If British tv is so shit then why do the americans remake everything that's on it? and badly at that

BBC produced programmes have this certain feeling to them, a certain quality that makes them look and feel cheap as fuck. It makes me feel sick.

Maybe it's the writing.
Maybe it's that the only people working for them are muslims and fresh out of uni graduates with an agenda.
I really can't put my finger on what it is, but every show feels like the equivalent of watching a cheap shit American show like Gilmore girls or once upon a time.

The lowest common denominator must be pretty big if his last stand up tour was the most successful of all time

mfw fucking kanye west was the presenter for one episode

>If something's done badly, why does it get done differently?

British "education"

Name me one remake besides the office (which was in no way better than the British version) which was actually not dogshit

House of Cards

Peep Show

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>mfw Americans will never have a duo that even comes close

Comfiest comedy ever?

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT SAUSAGE!

vic reeves is shit

You say this and yet you watch them and literally nobody is talking about american TV here because it's shit, especially when they steal our shows and ruin them

>american television

jokes on you he's only 50% of the duo

That's not last of the summer wine?!

Probably

>it's a Christmas episode

There's also Last of the Summer Wine

>it's a bath episode

>american Life on Mars
>They actually go to fucking Mars

>bus turds

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Wait, is that Daphne from Frasier playing Holly?

I hate panel shows with every fibre of my being