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My new watch edition

in a lecture right now

been having panic attacks through out it

anime

not fuck
I was stupid in my dad and dad knocks on the door and says
SON OF THE COMPUTER
I think that it is a common machine for our family and I wonder why it does not require permission and I said you did not use it
I realized that I was not a pornographic machine
I pulled the toilet and wiped hastily and ran away from the bathroom and went to my computer and said to your fathers that you were not going to use the repeat machines
fuck where it was close.

it was that ketamine you took

Got 4 academic citations to my name apparently

business idea: Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings

You're fat

lad on friday I took:-

MDMA
Cocaine
Ketamine
Cannabis
Alcohol

update: i've given up on eu4 and i've gone back to playing Civ V.

reckon its easier for a brainlet like me

This thread's gonna be shit, isn't it?

Alright, see you in a few hours lads.

what lecture ?

Alri young lad. Let me digress for a second here. You obviously don't expect me to answer your question and explain the shape of my head. Your question was most likely a way to insult me (with subtelty in your twisted virgin brainlet). Well don't use subtelty to insult people. It makes you look like a little bitch. Either insult frankly or be nice. I don't even know what to make of your virgin post.

is that supposed to be impressive?

lecture on doxxable info

exams next week

in a niggardly mood today

thats literally the leg of a fucking pig, wtf

You play Civ V with mods? I really like the way it looks but can't get over the no stacking shit and have to stick with Civ IV until I can get the expansions and mod it to allow stacking. Dunno if it's worth another £25 for the expansions though.

just be yourself

umm yes

Wow this guy is so cool and inderasting

whats your major? CS?

i am 188cm btw. so close!

Hasnt 190kg been in uni for like 5 years now

you're basically a husk of a human.
kys

ALAN, WE'RE LOOKING FOR ALAN. ALAN COME BACK. ALAN.

Post some good looking respectable women lads i wanna wank

business idea: take the lore of harry potter and give it to a better writer than rowling

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>be me
>list what drugs I took

>during normie hours
wow so cool, i took this pick and mix once myself

>during neet hours
wow fuck off stop having friends

nah no mods, if you dont play like a ooga booga retard stacking isnt an issue, conquest wins get boring after like 5 games anyways.

recommend: earth map, huege game and play as the netherlands

It's not all that it's hyped to be being taller than everyone else lads. It really, really isn't.

alan is so insecure, makes me SCREECH all it takes is insulting his appearance to send him off in to a rant about how he's some """"""international playboy""""""

EW HE'S GOT HIS WILLY OUT

LOOK EVERYONE HE'S GOT HIS WILLY OUT HAHA EWWW

Imagine having your height being your main achievement as an adult man

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No I EXPECT you to explain the shape of your head because that's what I asked

saw some munter I banged last year when walking to my lecture and she was unavoidable so had to say hello to the hanger

fuck sake

Nasheeeeeeeeeddddd

>*all it takes is insulting him virginally to disgust him

cant imagine wearing heels

>stacking isnt an issue
I can't formulate in my head any situation where a scout unit would take up the same physical space as a city though. I might give it another go but it's infuriating when a game shits all over the realism for no good reason. I mean without stacking, isn't it just glorified chess?

please do not break kayfabe.

You were telling me before that you've only had sex three times

and you wonder about panic attacks?

can't help feel the NHS crisis is a tad overstated

what's half a percent really

do you honestly believe drugs are bad?

lol

eating lamingtons

Half a percent could mean 500 or so people's getting sent away lad.

Tfw brit is just an edgy slightly (give a year or two) version of tsr

honestly lad sounds like you might have the 'tism, if you really want the "real world BATTLE SIMULATOR" shit you should try eu4. my puny brainlet mind cant wrap my head around all the combat mechanics and such.

as for civ v, its essentially chess in a lot of ways especially when you're siegeing something, but playing for the other win conditions is a lot more fun.

Do you ever get sick of being so tall?

I'm 194 cm and it's honestly just shit when people are trying to scrap with you in clubs or just purposefully slamming into you with their shoulders.

no it means they get treated in 4 hours and 1 sec

No you don't, and "because you asked" is no valid reason. There is such a thing as rhetorical questions, you virgin little bitch

Wow this guy has friends and im so jealous so im going to angrily reply to him/ reply about how i care in a sarcastic manner. Of course it couldnt be that hes just an annoying blog poster using a tripcode on an anonymous image board no it must be that im jealous he has friends

LOOK, all I want to KNOW. IS WHY YOUR HEAD IS SUCH A WEIRD SHAPE

EU4 is the brainlet game of Paradox games too.

*does drugs*

just finished season 3 of Parks and Rec
is it all downhill from here?

imagine going into a nightclub sober

if we had a sleep over and i rolled over the blanket with my willy hanging out what would you do?

afraid so mate

it means when someone is not treated within 4 hours they are forgotten for the rest of the day because they don't count towards the statistics any more

No that's not what you want to know. Again you want to insult me and are doing it in the most virginal possible way.

Oh for fuck's sake, STOP REPLYING TO TRIPFAGS

They fag the place up for attention and you morons give it to them, as if they're not wearing a massive badge that says "I'm a Sup Forums VIP btw."

actually, i go in smashed but it still pisses me off. if im more pissed when i go in and somebody does it i get into fights and get kicked out

why would you distinguish yourself in a tripcode on an anonymous website exactly

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practically inhaling paracetamol to deal with tooth pain

how does someone become quite so self unaware as alan? imagine going to a third world country and letting it go to your head because women finally pay attention to you lol

No it means anyone seen beyond 4 hours isn't counted in the statistic

Going to the club sober and solo is the champions league of pickup. I'm sure none of you ever pulled in that setting.

why's your head such a weird shape why's your head such a weird shape why's your head such a weird shape why's your head such a weird shape why's your head such a weird shape why's your head such a weird shape why's your head such a weird shape why's your head such a weird shape why's your head such a weird shape why's your head such a weird shape why's your head such a weird shape

Who else would we make fun of though? Other than the thai guy of course

Attention whoring

go to the dentist

slightly edgy post there 2bh la'

regardless getting into fights is stupid.

to answer your first question though no it's nice being tall, I have a presence and womyn always look at me.

one day I went to lidl

in a certain sence yes.
this is undeniable and scientifically proven

you want to neglet that fact?

is she wearing a chinese dress?

just seems weird to come here to attention whore when there are much easier mediums designed around doing that

>why would you distinguish yourself in a tripcode
When your flag doesn't correspond to your nationality?

Alright lads

>womyn always look at me
And then promptly walk away lmao

HAHAH can just IMAGINE alan alone in a club, walking around below everyone elses eyeline

>I-I'M AN INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOY YOU KNOW!!! MY RESEARCH HAS BEEN CITED THREE TIMES!!!!

top o' the mornin' to ye! x33

Are they looking at how fat your face is?

Any Loughborough uni man in?

nah, going in smashed is the way forward

womyn in clubs like hyper-masculinity and being drunk brings this out

got the day off work lads, time to sweat some ultimate team

ye

Post a pic of his head, I'm curious to know why he is so defense about it.

imagine actually choosing to go the Chad: The university

just wank

Any new memes?

Imagine being some Sup Forums celebrity like alan or thailad or 190kg master race or coconut or the polish cp guy. Must be a grim existence desu.

here you go lad, please do not bully Alan.

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One of the GFs had a pretty traumatic experience during an internship in Florida. Thought she was too soft but now that I think about it, imagine being surrounded by Yanks, everywhere, all the time. I shiver at the thought.

nice dress...shame about the girl!!