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alan is so insecure, makes me SCREECH all it takes is insulting his appearance to send him off in to a rant about how he's some """"""international playboy"""""

i consider myself a hardcore gamer

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the wedding

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>literally stole someones comment

anime

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the 'toos were out in force today lads

will be bringing a cudgel tomorrow just in case things get ugly

do something about it virgin

*me and my mates laugh at you*

Anybody got some good pornographic content for me to view?

absolutely fuming
got caught out once again in sainsburys. the £3 meal deal never works. they purposely make it impossible to work out whats included in the deal so you end up spending more

you arrive in the northern powerhouse

fat gf

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sue

love alan

*gets up*
*is actually 6'7 and built like a tesco*
*your mates stop laughing*
*walk over and cave your skull in*

I do heroin

imagine being so bereft of self-esteem that you base your life and relationships entirely around pop culture things you like

would rather live here than london, at least I'll actually own a property rather than giving 3/4 of my salary to mr goldstein for the privilege of living with 7 other people in his prison

only £40,000 for this beautiful home x

giz a you lads

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>gets a high five for his wedding day
the saddest part of this

>living in mancville

as you were x

i'm back, hope the swedes are gone

NOT an incel lads. just don't like women cause they always go for chads. NOT AN INCEL!

would demolish these soymen in a matter of 0.45 nano seconds

>5
hoy mi noi

wtf this isn't sluthate

any tradie man in? the boss is literally FUMING right now, 'avin a lash down the pub

it's past 10pm on a wednesday night lad

virgin shaming should be illegal hate speech

got a big project going on mate, 24 hour deal

uh 1st amendment honey x

is she a trap? are they both traps? the guy looks ftm

jesus christ what a fuckign bargain

What do Americans mean when they say cupcakes? They're fairy cakes....

i'd quite like this i think
love compact houses

ah yes consumerism

don't buy anything me, don't want to fall into the trap like the other runts

quit my job cause it was super miserable

wish i didn't quit desu

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God I want to porg that 'woman'.

there's no balance, either you're a wagie and depressed, or a NEET and depressed

The only way out is a part time job that pays a good wage, but they don't exist(or be born rich, for those lucky enough)

Wouldn't mind if I can stretch out on the bed. I'm 165cm so it needs to have some length

creased that americans STILL havent banned guns

*commits suicide*
wahey!

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statist cuck

virginity rocks!

daisy

brits call the trunk the 'boot'
what is wrong with you sick cunts hahah

if food and shelter are fundamental human rights then guns should be too, you can't have one without the other

you don't call it a car trunk sale do you?

its the boot of the car, aka the end bit, like the end bit of you is where your boots are

americans.

>statist cuck

got fired, got dumped, crashed my car

shit week so far

spencer et al aren't libertarian at all

it's more like the ass and the tires are the boots

love guns me

wouldnt want to own one though, too dangerous

people who get the bullet
>liberals
>ancaps
>anarchists
>nazis

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Reminder this is what you're fighting for

see people might laugh at this, but you could easily do that up and make it a lot nicer

Any of you lads still have old banknotes?

gun culture is safer than canberra poofter culture

this. would kill myself with it haha

Don't give 2 shits about party politics or any of that crap

All i care about is being able to afford a house before I retire, I'll vote for any politician who seems likely to make that happen, and it's Corbyn atm

furries
wahhabis

ever since seeing wall-e i have maintained that it is the most accurate portrayal of the future yet

nah that's just how people look these days due to all of the chemicals in the water
men look more effeminate
women look more manly

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grim and dire

i care more about skin color than political ideology

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love communism
hate anarchism

>All i care about is being able to afford a house before I retire, I'll vote for any politician who seems likely to make that happen, and it's Corbyn atm

Umm no hun thats down to you.

yeah but he's considerably smaller than her

ah yes
cowboys and indians

am unironically uglier than this lad

will be voting for the arrogant student party from now on since their interests align with mine far more closely than the other ones (namely: free stuff and mandatory baby boomer extermination)

so?

Will be voting for 'Eat the rich' party in the next election

yodelling at this

>duh £500,000 for an inhabitable family home, it's on you bro

shut up tarquin

Daddy Corbyn's gonna make a house for me guys :)

shall be voting for the anime party

business idea: grind the poor up into a meat product and use it to feed the africans

love are furries

same

>£500,000 for an inhabitable family home
grow up this just isn't true

might go for a nightwalk tonight

my feet are always killing me by the time i get back but i keep doing it for some reason

to be honest, killing off all of the pensioners would solve almost all of britain's big problems

pension crisis: solved
housing crisis: solved
nhs burden: solved
governments having to enact dumb policies to appease old people: solved

business idea: tax the poor to feed the rich

business idea: get a house in Wales

Why don't the poor just eat haha. Just eat some cake haha.

business idea: get rich

JUST GET A HOUSE