> NEW DELHI — Russia has offered its nuclear aircraft carrier, dubbed "Storm," to India for purchase, a senior Indian Navy official said. The offer comes as India and the US discuss the transfer of technology for India's future nuclear aircraft carrier, the INS Vishal.
>India plans to build its second homegrown aircraft carrier, INS Vishal, which will be nuclear-powered, 300 meters long, 70 meters wide and displace 65,000 tons.
God, can you imagine what happens when the Indians mistake the flight deck for one of their designated shitting streets? Who thought this was a good idea.
Well i'm pretty sure you guys know how to deal with aircraft carriers
Thomas Wright
NUKE IN LOO
Lucas Cooper
DESIGNATED
Eli Perez
>God, can you imagine what happens when the Indians mistake the flight deck for one of their designated shitting streets? Or when they start shitting in the ramp >shitslide everywhere >people dying buried in shit >shit skiing
Easton Rodriguez
OH NO
Jayden Hernandez
tfw we will one day have actual video footage of a plane landing on a carrier then sliding off of it comically like a banana peel because of piles of shit then crashing into the ocean
Nathan Rivera
SHITTING DECK
Easton Hall
>Poop Deck
Gabriel Watson
You'd think India would be looking to get on some of their more pressing issues before investing in naval expansion.
David Reyes
>they get it and they just use it to shit off the side and into the ocean
You mean that Ukrainian rust bucket that's always breaking down and sitting in dry-dock?
Dominic Clark
CARLOS!
Leo Williams
the poop deck?
Daniel Murphy
They should sell it to us, we dont have an Aircraft Carrier right now. Plus we will poo in loo.
Isaiah Myers
well at least they wont need to install toilets for the soldiers
Juan Cook
POOP DECK O O P D E C K
Ian Moore
Aircraft carriers: pic related
Logan Fisher
Underrated Post
Levi Ortiz
There it is. Fucking nailed it.
Luis Walker
Designated pooing aircraft carrier
Ayden Young
> (OP) >>Poop Deck God damn you I came here just to post that
Adam Miller
Maybe american special forces sell them some operator pantaloons
Hudson Lopez
Congratulations on India for their first floating toilet. Now crash landings can go with a splash or a splat.
Jordan White
>>God, can you imagine what happens when the Indians mistake the flight deck for one of their designated shitting streets?
Everyone to the poop deck! Poo in the blue!
William James
Sooo, Aircraft carrier becomes more and more useless, so Russian are foisting their off on the Poos ?
Christopher Robinson
Could be worse, like the HUEHUE carrier.
Grayson Collins
underrated
Anthony Wright
>can you imagine what happens when the Indians mistake the flight deck for one of their designated shitting streets?
>wasting the chance to say poop deck way to fail, slanted eyed kike
Jose Ross
its best idea ok lets get that straight. india and pakistan fighting it out is best for every one. india will win. thats just a pre congratulatory present
Sebastian Morris
>way to fail, slanted eyed kike
You would know all about naval failure, Jamal.
Kayden Lopez
ITT: jealousy
Luis Morgan
Post a picture of your toilet.
Josiah Perry
India it takes a certain amount of skill to turn all the negative criticisms of your country and somehow make it feed into your superiority complex. I swear this is ingrained into the Indian psyche.
David Stewart
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Jacob Perez
To be fair, I am jealous of their psychic powers.
Brandon Jones
How can i post something i dont have
Tyler Ward
I just wish I was an Indian God.
Kevin Thompson
the world is your toilet
Kayden Miller
Cat can poo in the loo. Say, Apu, why can't you?
Aaron Williams
>Russia has offered its nuclear aircraft carrier What? Russia doesn't have one of those.
Xavier James
Poetic.
Gavin Davis
And it's your job to clean it afterwards.
Anthony Lopez
Dagoth Ur awakens. The sixth house rises.
Kevin Green
Can we have one too, Russia?
Joshua Turner
They don't trust you because they are afraid you will use their technology to kill birds
William Wright
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Jace Brown
Talking about birds...
Ian Garcia
>when indians form an integral part of the bird diet
Jackson Carter
>when indians form an integral part of the indian diet
>On 10 June 2016, while undergoing a scheduled major refit of INS Vikramaditya,[106] two people were killed by a toxic gas leak that occurred during maintenance work in the Sewage Treatment Plant compartment of INS Vikramaditya at Karwar. Two other people were injured and taken to the naval hospital.[107][108]
India cannot into sewage treatment.
Jayden Robinson
Indian Navy in action.
Aiden Gray
I wonder why
Nathaniel Carter
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Josiah Reyes
Why is India so overpopulated?
Isaac Williams
wow so much obsession, why don't you guys move here No need to obsess about it
Mason Taylor
Why does Russia sell carriers instead of building some for its own navy? they could sure use a couple.
Austin Peterson
Cat is a less intelligent being
Isaac Anderson
We have a nuclear aircraft carrier? What?
Jackson Turner
My dad almost died travelling through your filthy country, first he got robbed then you infected him with your shit.
Jason Edwards
>They named their flagship after a fucking slimey bollywood actor
My absolute fucking sides, why are Indians the most retarded race on Earth?
>Vishal (born as Vishal Krishna Reddy on 29 August 1977[1]) is an Indian film actor and producer who works in the Tamil film industry. Most of his films are dubbed into his native language Telugu. The younger son of film producer G. K. Reddy, Vishal studied Visual Communications at Loyola College, Chennai. He produces films under his production company, Vishal Film Factory.
Lucas Morgan
>why don't you guys move here
I'm scared of contracting cholera.
Bentley Gutierrez
Too bad the carrier is build under regulations of a void treaty, infringed by USoNA at least since they build Fukushima to process weapon isotopes there.
We need to sell Indians fully capable missile-carrying aircarrier and some nukes to equip it.
Lucas Jenkins
At least they can shit in a toilet. Unlike you.
Christian Murphy
We have all the best weapons in the world, but we are banned to use it without any profit to it. This situation must come to an end one way or the other.
Indus and Ganges rivers + yearly monsoons = very fertile --> can support lots of people.
Unfortunately, it is very difficult to navigate / irrigate the basins so it stays many poor independent farmers.
Unless the government walks into the several trillion necessary to develop the land India will stay as it is.
Asher Ramirez
What are they going to use it for? Against who?
Connor Thomas
>implying any of you betas would try to fight him you obviously robbed him while he was resting on your filthy trains
Nolan Watson
>Shtorm literally shitstorm
Henry Ramirez
>poo in loo day is this shit real?
Jason Phillips
Vishal means huge or great you dip It is very common name
Hudson Gomez
>Did you tell him that he is a bitch
Given that 10,000 white people conquered your entire subcontinent and ruled it for 200 years, I think you are the bitch.
Kayden Taylor
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Tyler Garcia
You will buy storm and you will like it.
Jason Gutierrez
Cool story bra. What actually happened - Fat kiwi tourist gets robbed by agile fit Indian masterrace
kiwis are like sitting ducks
Zachary Allen
This kid has taken a vishal shit.
Nicholas Richardson
Why so concerned, Pakistan?
Blake Moore
India is so fucked up i can no longer distinguish between the fake ones and the real ones
Christopher Wilson
"Ok so vere going to do the budjet boys, people are complainings about the problem with poo in the streets due to no toilets and sanitisations, no running vater and not enough schooling and hospitals in our great country so maybe ve should spend some of our money on that ya?" > "NO PAJEET VE MUST BUY A BIGGER SHIP NOW VE WILL BE SUPERPOWER VERY SOON AND VE MUST LOOK VERY STRONG AND POWERFUL INDIA IS ON MARS AND HAS LARGEST POPULATION VE MUST LOOK BIG AND STONG VE DO NOT NEED TOILETS OR VATER OR SUCH SILLY LUXURIES"
Daily reminder they still recieve billions in aid from actually developed counties
Mason Allen
Today the two peaceful ways for India to ship their goods by sea is trough an intermediary, that keeps prices low. Or around africa/australia and it`s a long way. They are surrounded by very problematic regions. There are somali pirates and ISIS in the west, oceania pirates (who are much better equipped, than somali) in the east.
They also could use the power to BTFO USoNA the fuck out of middle east and somali and stabilize the region, thus gaining new markets and securing the safety of their nation.
Brandon Brooks
Jesus Christ India, you're delusional.
Matthew Hill
DESIGNATED SHITTING CARRIER
Anthony Foster
>Daily reminder they still recieve billions in aid from actually developed counties
Which means we successfully jewed them
Anthony Martinez
It's not funny when 1000 poo in loos die every DAY!
Do you know how many phone calls they could make?
Jackson Carter
It's not bait. A carrier is useless against us or China.
I just don't our friends to spend on useless stuff. :^)
Mason Peterson
> look at how poor uneducated and smelly I am * gives money * > haha I was just pretending
Yet still smells like shit. Try harder next time Vinood.
Grayson Foster
>government-run hospital Why am I not surprised?
Isaiah Wilson
>LOOK AT OUR FLAGSHIP PANJEET >ISN'T IT GLORIOUS >WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT >SS BIG >YES, AMAZING PANJEET
