MODERN FAMILY:

MODERN FAMILY:

Why is Phil constantly drooling over his fat, obnoxious mother in law when he gets to come home to this every night?

She's so hot

Why doesn't Phil make Haley his sex daughter?

AAAAAAAYAAAAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAY JAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
BACK IN COLOMBIA WE AAAAAAAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAY

phil has a fetish for mudskins

>fat
yh fat boner inducing

>not discussing Phil's daughter

That actress is ridiculous, in the next five years she's either gonna get fat or show up in several dumpsters.

Sofia Vergara is clearly the best looking woman on the show

Why doesn't Cam just eat the rest of the family?

How come Alex doesn't show off them titties anymore

ewww she's so skinny she could curl up inside your girlfriend's left assham in the 2 days she dated you before leaving you

Germanic women really do age badly

Bitch is so skinny I can see her intestines.

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Question:

How come the gay couple is shown as monogamous, well adjusted, mentally healthy and not molesting their adopted child? I thought this show was supposed to be 'real'.

she sold them to a jew for 5 shekels

Because he's not coming home to her every day. That's all there is to it, they're both pretty attractive, but he's gotten used to how hot one of them is.

>Lets all huddle round and watch the iPad as a family
How does the show get away with being episodic adverts?

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Why do whites age so poorly?

because working tires them out

She posted her tits on twitter once.

Good lord the middle daughter is hot.

There's an episode where shes undressing in Haleys room and Dillon sees her through the webcam. Her body looked so fucking bad. Like leather skin and no shape to her at all. Gloria has a nice shape to her.

>Haley skeltal
>not THICC Alex

If I were her father I'd be balls deep in her on a daily basis.

>wonder why her body is shit
>she stopped yoga but jogs alot instead
explains it probably. women who do nothing but jog have shit bodies (compared to other physical activity)

>THICC

nah she's just tubby now

Kinda nightmarefuel.

Why tho?

What the fuck is wrong with her stomach?

>he prefers this boney sack of bones to Gloria Bigtits

Fucking top tier taste, Alex is super qt.

Is a bit of chub an issue? Or is she flat-out fat now? Haven't seen the show in years

I'm just waiting for based Phil to come here for another AMA.

I prefer this

>another AMA.

What do you mean another?

Like yoga is any better. Lifting weights is the way to go if you want a killer body.

That's not how you hold a cigar.

Why does it look like she has roid gut.

I'd rather have sex with Julie Bowens somehow anorexic, yet still fat monsterbody, than have to stare at that horrible manfaced tranny while I plow it's sweet sweet manpussy.

looks like mother Alien

This show is for retards

>He missed phil's adventures on rchab

What's your proof for gay couples molesting their children?

What?

BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

Jesus christ it looks like a moderately priced Thai whore.

Does anyone notice Haley is getting fat in the face?

Eric Stonestreet isn't actually gay, he said he just tries to be like his mother and react to things like she would. The ginger faggot is gay and a giant liberal so yeah.

Yes, thanks for noticing.
Poor thing, the only thing she had going on was an excentric kinda at face but age hit her in the face with a fryer pan

I guess that's what happens when you get that missing kidney.

for show that is supposed to be progressive, they just present the gays just like any other tv show, there is nothing different about their gays.

I haven't watched the newer seasons. Is it really noticeable or is this just standard Sup Forums Mean Girls shenanigans?

It's not very noticeable.

Hence why you're here

It's from kidney-related drugs.

Alex is perfect Daughter material

> Smart
> Nerd
> Small
> Glasses
> Big Tits
> Easily exploited
> Easily to be sex slave

I gonna pray my daughter are like Alex

I find that hard to believe for some reason

>Sssssss....

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nice

>those thighs

really made me ponder

You're the literal, exact reason why us gays push the agenda so hard

Because you propagate these bullshit stereotypes and repost the same 3 "info-graphics"

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I hate Sofia Vergara's voice but listening to her moan would be heavenly.

If you are in fact, gay, then you know you're lying, "you" gays push the agenda so hard because you are petty, and like rubbing everybody's face in it.

>that cigar
wew lad

why would gay men molest a girl?

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Maybe you fags should be less perverted, and those stereotypes wouldn't exist.

I like how you think it's because gays are petty and not because there are gays that don't molest their children.

t. nongay

>be less perverted
>complain when non pervert gays are on TV

What did user mean by this

I didn't complain about it, faggot.

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whats the bitchy dauhter's name?

Imagine her talking dirty
>aye Jay
>soy tu zorra
>quiero mamar to polla
>soy tu puta, mama pinga puta
>en mis tetas papi, dame tu lechita

It's the worst. They're supposedly modern gay guys who only talk about clothes, plays and beauty treatments. Will and Grace is a more accurate depiction

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more pictures of latina mom pls

I don't even like blondes but something about this woman drives me crazy more so than any of the other women on the show.

>rental pontoon boat

Skank bitch

Still would

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>en mis tetas papi, dame tu lechita

I fucking came, thank you

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>I don't even like blondes

I have yet to see a photo of her outside of the show where she isn't dressed like a complete who're and making a give me some cock face. I assume she's getting passed around all the nowadays rappers.

i really like how veiny she is. when she talks the veins in her neck just starts popping and it does something to my groin i can not explain

>the way her ass just blends into her back
gross

Experience

someone answer this

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If she had not gotten the reduction she would be competition for women like Ewa Sonnet or Wendy Fiore. She'd have to have been a 32JJ by now.

what size is she now after the reduction?

> I REMOVED MY TITS BECAUSE I AM TIRED OF MEDIA AND MALES TO SEXUALLY ME I AM JUST 17 FOR GOD SAKE
*less than 6 months later*
>LOOK AT MY BODY FOR GOD SAKE

Alex >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ariel

Well, it's beginning to reverse itself. In some photos she looks almost as big as she was pre-reduction.

Someone post the Alex fanfic

dude

STOP! I dont have any lube at work to masturbate with!!

Cyberpunk is real ya'll

What? I am heavily into incest and fucked some family members

IF she is over 16 and ishe wants it I won't deny DaddyDick

Nice try FBI