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The Rock n Roll gf edition

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are you gonna be my gril

anime

having a good little poo

I LOVE SAUSAGE ROLLS

idadha dauDUDUDAAAAAAARRRR

So the EU is like that abusive boyfriend who harasses and assaults you if you live him? interesting... no wonder so many pervy left wingers love it so much>

Prove your a rorke:

First time I flew over the channel I couldnt help shed a few tears thinking about the brave RAF boys that defended this island and crushed the nazi menace. Had to hold back a bit from completely bawling

ideal holiday :

Canary islands
Private villa with pool
Me, the wife and our 3 kids
Going out for a meal every evening with a bit of sangria

can't beat it lads

tepid teapot

a literal goddess

i would literally kiss the ground she walks on

poo

Hate life.

Diwali

Honest question, what would they do if we legit just sent the SAS into the EU place in Brussels and fucked them up? Out of nowhere, 200 madmen in balaclavas fall from the sky, appear from behind bushes, jump out of windowless vans, and just run in and massacre the whole lot of them with machine guns and knives? Would we get better deals or would Germany and France throw a fit? I think they'd be mad and we'd lose trade, but mebbe worth a try if we get desperate.

>your

w=v
v=w

keep applying for jobs and get turned down

sue

more like a husband being divorced and having to deal with a load of silly unreasonable claims

business idea: this but dress as ISIS

The pacific islands look way more interesting than anything in the carribean or mediterranean shame theyre full of savages

gf just sent me this

>have 7 years of experience working in a library
>apply for a part time library job
>don't hear anything back

ahhhh yes

jus b urself

don't let that dishearten you
you just got to keep trying
or maybe your cv is shit

fuck drumpf
he has a big rump
coffee is hot
i smoked pot
and it turned me gay
get out of my way

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don't keep doing this

>no feet pics

same

hate those automatic email replies with a passion, hope whoever in HR writes them has their house burnt down the cunt

sad wojak - big brain wojak - small brain wojak - grug

why has this progression happened

just burped like barney gumble

those sounds are so cute

Pls refrain from posting this I'm doing no wank this is quite triggering

genuinely dont understand the yank date system

09/11 should be 11/09 since the 11 changes first then the 09 at the end of the month.

dumb.

what the fuck is grug

Was looking at jobs the other day. Asphalting firm listed "must have experience using a rake and/or a shovel"

we'd end up at war with nato, in addition to whatever was wrong before

options:

1.clean room (its filthy, piss bottles etc)

2.order food

3.sleep

havent got a CLUE what to do lads haha

...

Have had enough of yanks for one lifetime

corr imagine coming home and seeing this on your bed waiting for you. Think i'd cum before I even get my trousers off

thnx

any of the full sole with face in view

>what the fuck is grug

clean your room
t. papa kermit

>what the fuck is grug

jim won't let them sell kiwibank

goblin

snap

ive got no motivation though, would rather sit here doing fuck all

who remembers the cheeky nandos meme

I'm not fully sold on caveman wojak yet, needs to be fleshed out a bit more like demented crypto wojak or brainlet wojak

funny how people get angry when you suggest this is how we behaved to Scotland in 2014

Macrozamia communis

drumpf is racist
and he's a fascist
he's like a cyst
on my bum

If all the pakistanis and nigerians left but were replaced by poles, ukrainians, romanians and albanians would you be happier or sadder?

small brain: mm-dd-yy
normal brain: dd-mm-yy
large brain: yyyy-mm-dd
ascended brain: all three

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What the fuck do we do now?

>the "swede" has been here since the morning

forced meme

take your age off your CV

On my lunch break

A little sadder

Poles are on slightly more cancerous than pakis

Ola fare was ₹100 and dad gave ₹500 worth tip extra

only out of focus ones

wow so brave

#theresistance

lol canada

What is grug?

trump is literally hitler

happier

I guess it's worth a try.
*picks up kettlebell*

black pigeon speaks

Where my /toil/ lads at?

Currently eating lunch (alone) haha

but who listens

I just say 52nd Saturday, 49th Sunday etc.

caveman wojak fills the same role as brainlet wojak 2bh

what are the most essential sargon vids?
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Business idea: /brit/ mass suicide

>Honest question, what would they do if we legit just sent the SAS into the EU place in Brussels and fucked them up? Out of nowhere, 200 madmen in balaclavas fall from the sky, appear from behind bushes, jump out of windowless vans, and just run in and massacre the whole lot of them with machine guns and knives? Would we get better deals or would Germany and France throw a fit? I think they'd be mad and we'd lose trade, but mebbe worth a try if we get desperate.

lol he's analbanian

stop eating so much fatty

just painted this

handsome motherfucker

t. autist

>caveman wojak fills the same role as brainlet wojak 2bh

currently lying on my bed naked. ha isnt life hard

going to move to japan and have lots of a children with a japanese women

since whites are dying out i may as well assimilate my genes into a worthy pool so they don't end up in the brown mess that is america's future

1 (one) minute of lunch left before it's back to toiling for Mr. Goldberg.

pics xx

*has a nap*

lying on my bed half naked

Why are you NEET vermin pretending to have jobs?

imagine actually experiencing unqualified admiration of someone or something

Look at those slags eying you.

I have no life and I must toil

I blame all of my problems on my parents divorce

state of those chippy slags eating a chippy hahahahahaha

fuck's sake, just when I though this general would pick up

oh well, time to find something else to do

Remembering when poleaboo was in Edinburgh and I was seriously thinking about the possibility of going to the train station to give him a can of coke for the novelty of meeting an internet personality

Live a very sheltered life so I do

got banned for three days for posting a picture where you can see the rim of a girl's bumhole
weird how that isn't allowed but janny doesn't remove webms of guys sucking cocks and getting aids semen syringed into them

i remember that post, such a shame what happened to you. who would even report that, right lad? ;)