The Rock n Roll gf edition
/brit/
are you gonna be my gril
anime
having a good little poo
I LOVE SAUSAGE ROLLS
idadha dauDUDUDAAAAAAARRRR
So the EU is like that abusive boyfriend who harasses and assaults you if you live him? interesting... no wonder so many pervy left wingers love it so much>
Prove your a rorke:
First time I flew over the channel I couldnt help shed a few tears thinking about the brave RAF boys that defended this island and crushed the nazi menace. Had to hold back a bit from completely bawling
ideal holiday :
Canary islands
Private villa with pool
Me, the wife and our 3 kids
Going out for a meal every evening with a bit of sangria
can't beat it lads
tepid teapot
a literal goddess
i would literally kiss the ground she walks on
poo
Hate life.
Diwali
Honest question, what would they do if we legit just sent the SAS into the EU place in Brussels and fucked them up? Out of nowhere, 200 madmen in balaclavas fall from the sky, appear from behind bushes, jump out of windowless vans, and just run in and massacre the whole lot of them with machine guns and knives? Would we get better deals or would Germany and France throw a fit? I think they'd be mad and we'd lose trade, but mebbe worth a try if we get desperate.
>your
w=v
v=w
keep applying for jobs and get turned down
sue
more like a husband being divorced and having to deal with a load of silly unreasonable claims
business idea: this but dress as ISIS
The pacific islands look way more interesting than anything in the carribean or mediterranean shame theyre full of savages
gf just sent me this
>have 7 years of experience working in a library
>apply for a part time library job
>don't hear anything back
ahhhh yes
jus b urself
don't let that dishearten you
you just got to keep trying
or maybe your cv is shit
fuck drumpf
he has a big rump
coffee is hot
i smoked pot
and it turned me gay
get out of my way
thread theme
youtube.com
don't keep doing this
>no feet pics
same
hate those automatic email replies with a passion, hope whoever in HR writes them has their house burnt down the cunt
sad wojak - big brain wojak - small brain wojak - grug
why has this progression happened
just burped like barney gumble
those sounds are so cute
Pls refrain from posting this I'm doing no wank this is quite triggering
genuinely dont understand the yank date system
09/11 should be 11/09 since the 11 changes first then the 09 at the end of the month.
dumb.
what the fuck is grug
Was looking at jobs the other day. Asphalting firm listed "must have experience using a rake and/or a shovel"
we'd end up at war with nato, in addition to whatever was wrong before
options:
1.clean room (its filthy, piss bottles etc)
2.order food
3.sleep
havent got a CLUE what to do lads haha
...
Have had enough of yanks for one lifetime
corr imagine coming home and seeing this on your bed waiting for you. Think i'd cum before I even get my trousers off
thnx
any of the full sole with face in view
>what the fuck is grug
clean your room
t. papa kermit
>what the fuck is grug
jim won't let them sell kiwibank
goblin
snap
ive got no motivation though, would rather sit here doing fuck all
who remembers the cheeky nandos meme
I'm not fully sold on caveman wojak yet, needs to be fleshed out a bit more like demented crypto wojak or brainlet wojak
funny how people get angry when you suggest this is how we behaved to Scotland in 2014
Macrozamia communis
drumpf is racist
and he's a fascist
he's like a cyst
on my bum
If all the pakistanis and nigerians left but were replaced by poles, ukrainians, romanians and albanians would you be happier or sadder?
small brain: mm-dd-yy
normal brain: dd-mm-yy
large brain: yyyy-mm-dd
ascended brain: all three
dailymail.co.uk
What the fuck do we do now?
>the "swede" has been here since the morning
forced meme
take your age off your CV
On my lunch break
A little sadder
Poles are on slightly more cancerous than pakis
Ola fare was ₹100 and dad gave ₹500 worth tip extra
only out of focus ones
wow so brave
#theresistance
lol canada
What is grug?
trump is literally hitler
happier
I guess it's worth a try.
*picks up kettlebell*
black pigeon speaks
Where my /toil/ lads at?
Currently eating lunch (alone) haha
but who listens
I just say 52nd Saturday, 49th Sunday etc.
caveman wojak fills the same role as brainlet wojak 2bh
what are the most essential sargon vids?
youtube.com
Business idea: /brit/ mass suicide
>Honest question, what would they do if we legit just sent the SAS into the EU place in Brussels and fucked them up? Out of nowhere, 200 madmen in balaclavas fall from the sky, appear from behind bushes, jump out of windowless vans, and just run in and massacre the whole lot of them with machine guns and knives? Would we get better deals or would Germany and France throw a fit? I think they'd be mad and we'd lose trade, but mebbe worth a try if we get desperate.
lol he's analbanian
stop eating so much fatty
just painted this
handsome motherfucker
t. autist
>caveman wojak fills the same role as brainlet wojak 2bh
currently lying on my bed naked. ha isnt life hard
going to move to japan and have lots of a children with a japanese women
since whites are dying out i may as well assimilate my genes into a worthy pool so they don't end up in the brown mess that is america's future
1 (one) minute of lunch left before it's back to toiling for Mr. Goldberg.
pics xx
*has a nap*
lying on my bed half naked
Why are you NEET vermin pretending to have jobs?
imagine actually experiencing unqualified admiration of someone or something
Look at those slags eying you.
I have no life and I must toil
I blame all of my problems on my parents divorce
state of those chippy slags eating a chippy hahahahahaha
fuck's sake, just when I though this general would pick up
oh well, time to find something else to do
Remembering when poleaboo was in Edinburgh and I was seriously thinking about the possibility of going to the train station to give him a can of coke for the novelty of meeting an internet personality
Live a very sheltered life so I do
got banned for three days for posting a picture where you can see the rim of a girl's bumhole
weird how that isn't allowed but janny doesn't remove webms of guys sucking cocks and getting aids semen syringed into them
i remember that post, such a shame what happened to you. who would even report that, right lad? ;)