Brit/pol/ - Comfy Moggy Edition

>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97

>DAVID CAMERON: NEW PRIME MINISTER BY WEDNESDAY EVENING
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-11/david-cameron-says-u-k-to-have-new-prime-minister-by-wednesday

>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html

>THERESA MAY TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER AFTER ANDREA LEADSOM BACKS OUT
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/11/theresa-may-launches-conservative-leadership-bid-as-andrea-leads/

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

>NIGEL FARAGE: MAY'S SO COLD SHE MIGHT BE ALABASTER
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3682601/NIGEL-FARAGE-Theresa-s-cold-alabaster.html

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi/

>ANGELA EAGLE: "C-CORBYN STOP!!! THAT'S IT, I W-WARNED YOU, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL THE WRATH OF THE BLAIRITES"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36756975

>UKIP IS FINISHED - PAUL NUTTALL DROPS OUT OF THE LEADERSHIP RACE, NIGGER OR WOMAN SET TO REPLACE HIM AND "RID THE PARTY OF RACISTS, SEXISTS AND HOMOPHOBES"
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3682752/Who-ll-end-Cult-Nigel-m-woman-UKIP-s-best-known-female-politician-says-party-shed-chauvinist-image.html
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36756379

>LIB DEM MEMBERSHIP 'SURGES' AFTER BUMBLASTED REMAINERS FLOCK TO THEM IN DROVES
leftfootforward.org/2016/07/lib-dems-hit-their-highest-membership-in-a-decade-why-are-thousands-signing-up/

>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points

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COUNTRY'S FUCKED

Second for Priti

MOGGY MOGGY MOGGY
OI OI OI

Kinda feel bad for Molyneux desu

We've bloody brainwashed him

mogg trying to call out carney as biased when he just gave sober analysis was embarrassing desu

First for Larry

So is the New Statesmen right-wing, lads?

>FT
>Right wing

Corbychev will sort it out.
youtube.com/watch?v=PjHMYNM46Fw

no

Oy mate

Ballot paper get

>the new statesman
>right wing

God no

Why does being right-wing feel so good lads

>you will never go out and throw a brick through Angela Eagle's office window for a laugh
>you will never go back to a traditional Cotswold pub and laugh over some real ale with Mogg about it

>Anthony Eden: Oxford
>Harold Macmillan: Oxford
>Alec Douglas-Home: Oxford
>Harold Wilson: Oxford
>Ted Heath: Oxford
>Margaret Thatcher: Oxford
>Tony Blair: Oxford
>Gordon Brown: Edinburgh
>David Cameron: Oxford
>Theresa May: Oxford
When will it stop?

Never read it, just a lefty meme I've caught on to

MOGGY MOGGY MOGGY

The New Statesman is probably the best left wing publication out there. Disagree with almost everything written in there, but it's still a quality publication. The Spectator of the left.

When will we stop getting leaders from our greatest education establishments?
probably never.

Did you watch the entire committee recording? Carney had the exact same analysis as Osborne after they had met. It seemed pretty clear they collaborated on the "project fear" economic forecast during the campaign.

I known user. I honestly feel much better about myself since I stopped being a lefty.

>When will it stop?

Hopefully never. I want my PM to be educated.

Did the brickthrower ever got caught?

>>you will never go out and throw a brick through Angela Eagle's office window for a laugh
> >you will never go back to a traditional Cotswold pub and laugh over some real ale with Mogg about it

I'm not sure collaboration is the right word but I'm sure that Osborne took a lot of notes from Carney, after all - who else could he take notice of?

>Gordon Brown: Edinburgh
Never been so ashamed desu.

>Spectator
>Right-wing

Westminster voting intention:
CON: 38% (+1)
LAB: 30% (-)
UKIP: 15% (-)
LDEM: 8% (-)
GRN: 4% (-)
Why isn't Labour dead yet?

>Become a Republic
>Rename ourselves the Commonwealth of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>Our Head of State will be titled the Lord Protector
>10 year terms
>Head of the Curch of England
>Will appoint the Governments of each countries at will, decide Election Dates but have relatively less power elsewhere
>MMP system
>Large House of Commons, 10 MPs per million population (650 right now)
>Small House of Lords, 1 per million population (65 right now)
>HoL will have much more power than right now, can stand against the HoC
>Will be mostly elected, but will reserve positions for some very prominent people
>Keep peerages, but remove any Hereditary appointments
>They will serve as special advisers to the Houses
>Implement a written constitution, containing all of the generic stuff
>100% Parliamentary Democracy, absolutely NO plebiscite trash like referenda, and we cannot give up our sovereignty to intranational bodies like the EU
>National and Regional Governments and Parliaments for the entire nation and each constituent country
>No regional Party allowed in the National governments
>And no National Party allowed in the Regional governments
>Make secession illegal
>To strengthen ties between the nation, spread the separation of powers
>National Parliament (legislature) in London, England
>National Government (executive) in Edinburgh, Scotland
>National Courts (Judiciary) in Cardiff, Wales
>Place a focus on retaining British cultural heritage
>Important Church of England
>Small migration
>Nationalise only natural monopolies like railways and mines
>Economy of wellfare capitalism, so we don't go full socialism but our people don't die from hospital debt

i did, it's hardly surprising that the chancellor might meet with the head of the BoE to discuss the economic implications of it all now is it?

it's hardly like carney said anything wrong either

>Pic related

Nearly everyone goes through a phase of being a lefty prick, some people don't grow out of it unfortunately

I think being ugly has a lot to do with it. Left wingers are inexplicably uglier than right wingers.

Basically "MUH THATCHER"

>At every Parliament meeting, have the Politicians first sing the national anthem of their constituent countries national anthem, and then all together sing the entire countries national anthem (Probably something like Rule, Britannia
>Radical overhaul in foreign policy
>Shift away from the USA to pursue good relations with all countries
>Kick out their bases and troops from all British Territory
>Replace the American controlled Trident with a tiny nuclear force, and use the saved money on our conventional forces
>Intervene in no wars with sovereign states(no disastrous illegal wars like Iraq), but commit fully against non sovereign bodies(Troops against ISIS)

(2/2)

>The confrontation with Freya over the prestigious chief mouser position came to a head in October as the two cats had a violent fight that had to be broken up by the police

He's the best

That`s pretty dead for 2 term long opposition.

>Become a Republic
What the fuck.

>Become a Republic

>Become a Republic
F U C K O F F
U
C
K

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F
F

Posting poll again:

"The biggest problems facing the UK post-Brexit"

strawpoll.me/10728373

Has a strong right-wing slant. Just because don't run an echo chamber doesn't mean they're not right wing. Being a thinking person involves considering all sides.

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>Become a republic

What?

>1 article by 1 person
>representative of the entire paper

Hmmm, yes, very impressive.

They have put out a lot of pro BREXIT stuff you know?

The treasury and the BoE are both capable of producing independent forecasts. They had a unified forecast of prophetic doom. The IMF and other third party institutions had differing forecasts. None of them said Brexit would be a good thing, but they all disagreed on the extent of the risk.

The treasury select committee (with Mogg on it) accused Carney of pushing a political agenda by collaborating with Osborne on their forecasts.

even the guardian has token right wing articles for the clicks

>LDEM: 8% (-)

Do you want your leader to be educated in Arts University Bournemouth or one of the top educational institutions in the fucking world?

Newfag detected

The Guardian is objectively the worst.

TRADE DEALS

What, you want someone from London Met?

I bet it was Sam Hyde. He seems like a Corbynista.

25 to laifu for waifu

>Become a Republic

NO
O

People in support of a literal welfare queen.

>republic with a lord protector
We all know this ends with a Dutch king on your throne.

>KEEK

It is dead.
It's at 30% despite conservatives being widely despised and them going from crisis to crisis

This was shit the last time you posted it and it still is.

The Queen puts more into our country than she takes you fucking traitor.

Yeah, the queen does absolutely nothing for us. Not like she spends every waking moment attending functions and meeting politicians and diplomats.

>People in support of a literal welfare queen.

All Hail the Queen.

>become a republic

>>Our Head of State will be titled the Lord Protector

Blessed are the Keek

TRAITORS EVERYWHERE

>become a republic

NO
LONG LIVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

HE CANT KEEP ON GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>New statesman
>Right-wing

Fucking mong

they're just accepting the reality of online news, all about CiF and getting shares and clicks for ads and winding people up

they have some ok stuff though, john harris did some good videos on brexit for them - touring the country and asking people their views etc

>However, in August Larry again came under scrutiny as a staff member described Larry as "a real annoyance". Larry blocked Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu from entering Number 10

He's one of us

>troops against ISIS
You have 0 knowledge of the situation in Syria if you think that is a good idea. Putin would be slamming into fucking gear within seconds, and you can count on oil embargoes from pretty much everyone, from Iran to the Saudis.

Let Putin, Assad and Iran solve it. Do not fucking get involved. Do you want another libya?

Nah, Scotland's Daily Record takes that.

The Scottish press is the worst in the country. Until Scottish Labour died it was completely in thrall to them.

(((scrutiny)))

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He does it for the shekels m8. It's just an act now.

>Defending state scroungers of the highest order

Disgusting.

More like pic related

>being an autist

Have you never heard of the Royal estate, cuck?

Traitor
You owe fealty to your Queen

g-good afternoon, nigel.

apparently he used an AR-Brickteen.

>Become a republic.

disgusting

hi delete this thanks

There is literally nothing wrong with Theresa May.

Even if you don't care about the traditions of this country at all, the monarchy generates a lot more in tourism than it costs us to maintain.

Cromwell was a mistake.

The UK needs full federalism:

Westminster becomes the English parliament, the 3 assemblies become the national Parliaments of the other three

Federal capital in northern England which will be the where the federal parliament is located which will act as the a shared upper chamber

Only shared responsibility will be foreign policy, defence and immigration

Queen as head of state

This is the only way to save the Union desu

Britpol discord server when?

May please.

Who's going to false flag to help Corbyn?

lets be honest lads, if May tried to take your waifus, would you stand and fight or sit idly by and get cucked?

Cats hate Jews. It's why the egyptians "enslaved" them

>Disgusting.

There is no UK without the Queen.

All Hail the Queen.

MOG

GG
MOGG
JACOB
REES
MOGG

Why would we want to help Corbyn?

>they have some ok stuff though, john harris did some good videos on brexit for them - touring the country and asking people their views etc

Anywhere but westminster is very enjoyable, they've been doing it for 5+ years

Found it during the Scottish referendum but they also had a lot of decent ones for the GE

>This is the only way to save the Union desu

Nobody fucking cares about the union anymore.
The Scots have proven themselves to be whiny little shits with a victimhood complex who will happily scrounge of the English taxpayers money whilst singlehandedly cry about not getting enough money.

Fuck the jewnion.

>Britpol discord server when?

>got a massage with a happy ending
>bought meditations by marcus aurelias
>had burger king
>played some dark souls 3
Top monday. How can tuesday even compete?
What are you nerds up to today?

The Guardian is pretty ring-wing, right lads?

She's gonna take away Karen!

Based on what?

>ring-wing

The Union should be preserved for historical reasons.