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traditional culture edition

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alri shelbyville manhatten

ZUG ZUG

SEVEN PAIRS OF TRAINERS?!?!?????

Gaz

islam IS british you bigot

sick to bastard death

cocks begging me to wank it

fact: mental health issues cannot be cured, only curtailed

waiting for my groceries delivery

Tonight it's a chicken madras served with basmati rice

Might even add a ghost pepper just to spice things up a bit

otic vibrations in the earhole followed by more otic vibrations and possible muscle spams rhythmically timed to the otic vibrations

>sharing a flat with 7 people

how do people do this?

brother just texted me

had training at work and they had a big piece about safeguarding and looking out for forced marriage, sexual abuse, FGM and also terrorist shit.

not one mention of how its all within the islamic community pretty much

fucking state of this shit cucked nation.

for me, it is the classic oven pizza

anyone watching the 'the man kicks the ball to the other man and then he runs on the grass until he kicks the ball at the man standing on a line and then the ball goes over the line and he celebrates' tonight?

I'm doing a chicken curry (tikki masala) with basmati, yours sounds lovely

She's coming home, lads

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-41649817

down, down, you bring me down

did seven hours work yesterday
did zero (0) today

this means i will have to do another u-hour workday tomorrow

why do i do this to myself

Was 3 fucking sausages not enough for you?? You have to take 1 off Gary's plate!! Fucking rude im sick to bastard death of you!!!

and here we see the weak willed dopamine slave. Notice how pathetic he looks

Love the "basterd" misspelling of "bastard"

BAS TURD

>when yanks say "banter"
lmao

MURPH

If my brother was this cheeky to me I'd make his skull concaved

I work 2 hours a day and it's still too much

take the piss

banter

bassstid

I don't work and it's still too much

home-made i hope

trains?

Take the gaz

Going to wank it now just to spite you

arse

So this is /brit/ then, huh? Who's in charge around here?

yeah attempting it home made mate!!!

Pretty much goes without saying lad.

youtube.com/watch?v=pPrcr5Mj4y0

the virgin train

swedish high speed rail

mine's going to be a Sharwoods jar because im too much of a lazy cunt to actually get all the shit together.

that would be the canadians

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE VIRGIN TRAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

190 cm is xx

That'd be me

I'm in charge here

its practically a peasant republic at this point

feels bad that ours will literally never be finished

here i am

fuck trump
i'm gonna take a dump
on his face
ain't that a disgrace

Does anyone have the link to that website that lets you make autism maps?

must be pretty relaxing working in some obscure semi-designer clothing shop in central London

like 1-2 people come every hour

Do you feel in charge?

£40,000 and you too can live in a shed

alri eminem

Genuinely miss this show

What is the point of the Amazon Echo and thing like it? I don't believe people actually use them to make shopping lists or ask for the weather or order food on them like the adverts

yeh

somehow these aldi apples come all the way from new zealand and theyre fucking delicious

>cute girl that i fancy wants to go out with me and have a relationship and kiss and shag and all that
>literally do not care at all anymore
hmmm self-sabotage is killing me

£240 pcm to rent it

not a bad deal to be honest

Catholicism is a ghoulish machinery set to whirling through the ages by the opposing winds of shame and sadism

all this sound voice shit is a complete and utter gimmick

hmmmmmm?

Why rent it when you can get a council house paid for by the government?

dont end up like me lad, force yourself to be with her and after a while you will start to like it.

all i want now is a family but ive fucked all my chances because i did what you're doing now, multiple times.

haha mike do the ol' 'cide

Kinda wish I lived in London so I could rent out my garden shed

Why do you British people call Irish people potatoes?

getting niggy tonight lads

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their premise is that gov't is inherently bad, which is blatantly false

drumpf hates black people
hope he gets bummed by a church steeple
he puts on a parade
everyone falls for his charade
i bet he drinks gatorade

>chicken madras

Just reminds me of the cuck justeat advert.

the wonders of containerisation

>Hi it's me, Harry Hill, with another episode of Harry Hill's TV Burp!

*grins cheekily and takes a big breath*

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

>Oh dear, I think I have a special 'botty burp' brewing for my beloved audience.

*winks and turns around to the camera*

PPPAAAAAAARRRRRPPPPPPPPPPBLOOOORRRRRTTTTTTTSPLLLLLRRRRTTTTTTTTTT

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

>Harry Hill's TV Burp! Tonight at 9 on ITV.

most people can't

haitiANO

Could you please post it?

God save the Queen.

disclaimer: i don't actually hate trump. i voted for him

got rid of the bin which seemed to spawn all the vile little flies

couple of them still flying round and taunting me. cant catch them

I'd stick my chicken madra in her saggy piss flaps if you get what I'm saying lad

>i don't actually hate trump. i voted for him

lol

what a moron

howling

THIS
FUCK DRUMPF!!!!!!!
RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC CUNT!!!

kweysadillers for tea here mate

Underrated

Westminster voting intention:

LAB: 44% (+2)
CON: 38% (-)
LDEM: 7% (-1)
UKIP: 4% (-)
GRN: 1% (-1)

via Survation, 04 - 05 Oct

CREASING

>FUCK DRUMPF!!!!!!!
>RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC CUNT!!!

how to reheat pizza?

Fuck off with your politics

hmmm ahhh yes, polls
bet they did most of their survey in tower hamlets

delete this image sweety x

DO YOU LIKE

MY CAR

is it of the oven variety?