>Bright is an upcoming American fantasy film starring Will Smith as a Los Angeles Police Department police officer who teams up with an Orc cop in a world of both human and mythical creatures
What the fuck is this niggers problem? Why does he always choose the worst movies to star in? Is it the scientology? Is it his agent or lack of one?
He dropped the role of Neo for the Matrix to do wild wild west for fucks sake
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This actually sounds like kino
The fuck, is this Shadowrun?
Did he drop the role of the remake also?
Sounds like every "urban fantasy" novel I used to read as a teenager. I'll watch.
Seems like a mild Shadowrun adaptation
Pretty much looks like it.
AYO HOLD THEE
I've seen this before.
AYO FREEZE YO ASS ELF-BOI
basically a RIPD and MIB clone just replace aliens/ghosts with orcs
Wild West was better
R.I.P.D 2?
>Orc
Will there be any female elf?
seems right
This looks awesome, what the fuck was his (OP's) problem?
No you shut your whore mouth.
are you fucking stupid?
Why would orcs want to be cops?
>looks like donuts are back on the menu!
They have free reign to beat the shit out of people, why wouldn't they be cops
Though it would be kinda funny if the orc was the sensitive intelligent one and smith was a fucking savage
>i want your magic wand AND your badge!
yeah, without the cyberpunk
>will-smith
Looks like Will Smith's autistic brother Jameladan Smith.
Looks like Training Day with orcs and shieet.
>max land is attached to write
D R O P P E D
IMMORTAL
ELF
COCK
>Why does he always choose the worst movies to star in
He has starred in some pretty good ones though too. But ever since his bitch wife wanted to be a rock star and his kids became aware hes takin anything that people will give him simply because theyve sucked him dry of cash. He also still has the rumor of him being gay used against him.
Max Landis is hung
This movie sucked the first time it came out back when Will Smith was a Jew, and the Orc was an alien, and it will suck again this time, too...
Underrated kek + some nice digits
Sounds like that one where Whoopi Goldberg was with the dinosaur?
>Max Landis
I'm thinking/hoping i'm the only person alive who read anything in a YAish not-shadowrun-fanfiction series about a world where all the fantasy/magic of yore suddenly slammed into the-future-as-defined-by-the-80s (read: blade runner) that followed a cop/detective and his hellhound sidekick as they were investigating... something... and at some point they summon a demon (who was an upstanding local merchant) and while in the summoning circle, the demon complains about such summonings being a criminal act and he'll sue and press charges and they get him to give information he has by unbalancing the summoning circle (causing the demon intense pain) by blowing out candles on one side but not the other.
Of which this shit is clearly a knockoff.
or its just a knockoff of shadowrun.
I thought you were joking and then I looked it up. Fucking theodore rex holy shit
>pass me the bitch
>and your other magic
>teams up with an orc cop
This sounds like one of those joke movies that are in real movies. Like Adam Sandler's movies in Funny People or Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder.
Gotta pay for them scientology courses somehow, going clear don't come cheap
>The age of criminals is over
Is that Owen Lars from Episode II?
ME WANT GUN AND WAND
ME GOT MAYOR CRAWLING UP ASS
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>we've had nothing but maggoty whodunnit cases for three stinkin days
Shadowrun?
this thread is killing me and making me want to read shadow runner thanks guys
LOOKS LIKE ORC-POSTING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
LOL MAX LANDY
This is the first step towards the monstergirls cinematic universe
yes please
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This cant be real..
Hmmm. Would it work?
>t. an insecure brainlet
>Zogzog
kek
10/10
>I HAVE THE ELDER COUNCIL CRAWLING UP MY ASS!
>YOU'RE OFF THE CASE!
ME HEAR THERE BIG SHINDIG GOING DOWN BEHIND WEEPY ORC'S WAREHOUSE
ME WANT YOU BACK ON CASE, AND THIS TIME NO ELF GIRLS
this
I'm so ready for urbannovelkinowave!!
DROW LIVES MATTER
> Max Landis
Who keeps letting this untalented fuck get work?
YOU'RE A LOOSE BALLISTA
HAND OVER YOUR BADGE AND YOUR SWORD
landis is /ourguy/
Damn it, I was interested for a moment
This. Landis is the king of half baked pap.
"Wouldn't it be cool if...?" And nothing more.
>ever since his bitch wife wanted to be a rock star
she's always come off as a cunt but I don't remember that.
>world where humans and mythical creatures co-exist
>not shadowrun
Would rather just have an actual Shadowrun film be made than this knock off tBhFaMalamdingdong
>wizard school shootings
Kill yourself.
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t. ''male'' elf
I'd make that Bashee howl.
We all would, user. We all would.
Yay it's written by Max Landis I'm super excited! ^^
I already can tell plot:
> BLM references with orcs
> conflict orcs vs police
> turn out its beacause of villain
> he is human white male
> whitey is defeated and all niggers and orcs are kangz now and can go to space
> some black/orc romance with shire woman included ofc
Hey Max, whatcha doing?
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The trailer looks like this is basically the movie Ayer wanted Suicide Squad to be.
Fuck that. FEMALE ORC
and your other wand
You see these moves as 20/20 hindsight.
You don't see the moves they make from the actors, directors, and their agents pov