>Character does something
Character does something
Evan Brooks
Charles Ramirez
kys fagit
Alexander Moore
>Character leaves their bedroom when company is over
Josiah Nelson
>character answers the door
Justin Phillips
>character uses his phone as an excuse to turn around on a crowded street
Leo Jenkins
>good thing happens
>bad thing happens
when did story writing go to shit Sup Forums?
Eli Perez
This cunt gets it
Jacob Harris
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME?
A FAGGOT?
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS TEXT ISNT FUCKING CONFESSIONS, ALRIGHT IT'S YOU BEING A BITCH, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT
Brody Adams
>Credits roll
>Leave cinema into rain and abject loneliness again, on an insignificant speck of matter, in infinite space
Cooper Baker
>I love you.
>I love you to.
David Stewart
>character holds a conversation with another character
Really makes you wew
William Martinez
Does the script call for this?
Landon Stewart
>character turns on stereo
>places ccr disc into cd changer
>selects it aint me
>it aint me starts playing
Cooper Butler
>character exists
Connor Ross
>A WHOOPSY
Kayden Jackson
...
Jayden Jones
>to
Two
Evan Walker
>character interacts with the world
Levi King
>character notices danger that the rest of the group doesn't and should tell them so everyone is aware and doesn't die
>you see something?
>nah it was nothing
Logan Smith
>movie exists
Leo Foster
>character isn't played by same actor
Sequel ruined
Jacob Hernandez
>two
Tu
Tyler Gomez
>film has a beginning, middle, and end
>there is a setting
>characters have dialogue
Nathaniel Edwards
>character overcomes conflict
Ayden Lopez
>character makes a phone call without rehearsing what he's going to say first
William James
>something
Carter Scott
>tfw in santa cruz
Nicholas Morales
>character has strange but not entirely crippling speech pattern due to a lack of proper social development early in life
David Adams
She's probably still available and her twitch or whatever is right there. Just tell her you heard about her on Sup Forums and you'll be slipping it in in no time at all.
Aaron Johnson
>french characters
>Fin.
Sebastian Scott
>character has a gf
>he sexes her in the vagina
Charles Murphy
Fucking cringe
>Le ebin memes xD totally randum
Henry Nelson
>character is in a supermarket that sells only baguettes and ambiguous leafed vegetables
>no plastic bags exist in the universe
Jordan Torres
god normies are awful
Camden Cruz
>character doesn't exist
Jace Walker
>character develops as a person
Asher James
fresh pasta?
9/10 good chuckle
Henry Morris
Plastic bags are actually illegal in a lot of places now.
Brandon Jones
Top lel
Elijah Williams
Good. They are fucking up the ocean
Elijah Young
The cliche was not a reflection of the real world for the last 6 decades.
Joshua Walker
Yeah, it used to feature celery w/ the big heaping leafs, hasn't been sold that way in a long time.
Nolan Morgan
>character has to deal with conflict
Angel Price
>Character breathes oxygen unironically
Luis Jones
quality thread.
i fucking hate frogposters
Lucas Cook
I'm glad someone remembers this pasta, I've been meaning to use it for years by now.