If Bastards were given names like Snow instead of their fathers surname

What would bastards in the country/region you are from be called?

snow?

Lake

Bud

multiculturalism

Wouldn't it be Sno, not snow
Wouldn't järvi make for sense

Grape

Filthy dog

Where are you from

Andes?

>Freedom

sonoma county

Redsox or Bruin

>Wouldn't järvi make for sense

Sure, I just assumed we were also translating the name so foreigners can understand the meaning

South Carolina: Palmetto
North Carolina: Tobacco
Georgia: Peach
Florida: Orange
Louisiana: Swamp
West Virginia: Coal
Alaska: Ice
Washington: Rain
Mississippi: Cotton
Arizona: Cactus
Texas: Star
Iowa: Corn
New Mexico: Sand

Mariano/Mariana

I know, but it would distinguish it from the lakes in other countries.
More of to prove that it could be viable to give bastards bastard names.

Snǿ, yes.

I just found this map. Im not very original there was a lot of crossover with what I put. I still say North Carolina should be Tobacco and WEst Virginia should be Coal

Beer

Gunburger

leaf

Guanabara

Coffeebean

hallway

>Northwest Territories, Yukon, Nunavut
Snow
>British Columbia
Li
>Alberta
Oyle
>Saskethewan
Grass
>Manitoba
Milks Buffalo
>Ontario
Etatsunis
>Québec
Meilleur
>New Brunswick
English
>Prince Edward Island
Gables
>Nova Scotia
Fisher
>Newfoundland
Sealy

They can have any name but cannot have _______ Bin (Father's first name) so must use either Abdullah (equivalent to John Doe) or the mother's name. They can't inherit from the biological father nor can the father marry her off if the offspring is female.

>Jalisco
Tequila

Faggot

>Steel.

Nopal

smog or Forrest fire

>PA
>steel

Nah, that's western PA. Here in Philadelphia we should be "internet" or "cable" cus comcast

>Juan Nopal

Pablo Cocaine

Grease

Lobstah
Southie

Orange

Cheese.

Field ? Dunno really

Corn
t. iowan

baguette

Onion

Palmetto
t. South Carolinian

Virginia would be tree.

Beer
Knedlík

River/Dnieper

found on Sup Forums

Coast

Forest

Sand. After all, Dorne is based on us.

Sheffield?

>John Potato
>John Oil
>John Tobacco

Dole.

Joã Favela

Järvi (lake) or Loska (slush)

Bashkortostan:
Jon Blacksoil
Jon Honey
Jon Spruce
Jon Kumis

João*
Since we have the amazon I prefer "Rainforest"

Russia- Snow or winter
Australia- Sand
Switzerland- Alps
Brazil- Forest

Panzer

Ar*b

Wow, did you come with that all by yourself?

Irish

kanker

or Pornstar

Jamal

Rain

FLUSS
BLITZKRIEG
REICH

hill
karst
stone

shekel

Fucking retarded czech. That's how bastards are named.

Berg

Dale
Although I'm pretty sure the vale is based on the area where I live and I can't remember what they call their bastards there.

I'm from Gouda so probably Cheese

coal

Skippy

Snö or Mörker (snow-darkness)

quake

Müller or Schmid.

Nah Switzerland would be 'Cow' or something

Slow

This or wine

Plain

Corn

Jazza

Maine: Pine
NH: Stone
Vermont: Maple
Ohio: Nut
Tennessee: Bluegrass
Minnesota: Lake
Nevada: Silver

Cow

>that's how bastards are named

Only if you are retarded yourself and can't come up with anything more representative of the countries

Dude, just make it simple
USA: Burger

Pearl

>using an Sup Forums meme
>not using a meme that's based in reality
If you're going to lump the whole country together, it would be corn. Corn is grown everywhere in this country, and it fits the "everything has HFCS" meme. Foreigners associate burgers with us because you fat cunts keep opening more and more McDonald's locations.
Dumb meme. Bad job. Are you that one dago chick who posts here all the time? If so, your banter has been getting really dumb in the past couple of weeks. Get your shit together, bitch.

Jesus Christ and i thought other italians were easily butthurt. this is a new level.