Why is American Godzilla so fat?

Why is American Godzilla so fat?

because he's american LOLOLOLOLOL

I expected this film to be more apocalyptic just like a first trailer.

swole*

why is japanese godzilla so thicc?

He's bulking. It's only way to get dem gainz.

I want to know why his head is so tiny. That is more detrimental to his appearance.

looks like a old black mans ballsack

>running with the surf boards
kek

It's really the thick ass neck and tiny feet that make it look off, otherwise not bad

Those things are expensive

>Comes from merca
>wonders why he's fat
Do you really need to ask?

why is US Godzilla filmed in black and white?

The first trailer was such a lie. It was practically the only 2 minutes of action in the entire film. Hell half of it was from the marines jumping out of the plane into a smokey city about about to fuck shit up even though that was a very minor part in the movie and the marines died before landing

>They used Oppenheimer's "Now I am become Death" speech in the teaser trailer
>Nothing related to the actual film
It hurts me forever.

Imagine my surprise when the movie turned out to be mostly about one of the most boring characters in the past 10 years.

The action to downtime ratio in 2014 goji was pretty conistent with other godzilla films. I don't think the people who complain about it are actual godzilla fans.

I do, however, completely agree that the tone of the film didn't match that first trailer is a huge shame.

also SHIN GODZILLA BLU RAY RIP WHEN

Who would win Sup Forums

iirc it was actually in the film and felt like one of the most shoehorned lines I've heard because like you said, it didn't relate it all. It had no part or reason of being in the film. It's said completely at random.

It wasn't in the movie. It was only used in the trailer to hype the movie up because they knew they wouldn't be able to come up with something that eerie and chilling.

you would know

In other godzilla movies there's at least constant damage being done even if it's after the action. 2014 godzilla was people looking at radar screens screaming "omg he's underwater!"

Are you kidding? Did you SEE Shin Godzilla? His atomic breath? How about the atomic tail beam, or spike beams? Not to mention Shin Godzilla was still evolving.

Fatzilla wouldn't stand a chance.

Because a lot of the Japanese godzillers are fat.

Godzilla 2014 has an issue of a too small head, but 1993, 1992, and 2001 are all much fatter

>Last week on my 600 ton life....

Doesn't matter, whoever wins still loses to 2004 and 2001 and 70s godzilla

>2001
Godzilla 2000 was fucking toned like a pimp ass reptile

Final Goji is such a fucking badass

yeh i saw ur dads

while he was fucking your wife?

he's not fat, he's just cultivating mass

nah ur mom.
check mate set and matchpoint game.

those are gains, fag
least Zilla understands the power of lift; something a skinny twink like you will never understand

When will this meme of calling working out "lifting" end? It's one of the gayest trends I've seen in a long time.

SHIN GOJI RIP WHEN

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