ITT: We post like it's 1915

Those fuckers lied to us! It's past Christmas, and those Europoors are still fighting!

Is it time to swith side yet?

>HURR DURR HATE NIGGERS
>BLACKS ARE THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD
>BLACKS HAVE THE LOWEST IQ SO I CAN FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF AND CIRCUMSTANCE WHEN I HATE MYSELF.

Oh crap.

The king would most likely want us to help his kraut senpai. I bet we're gonna get literally fucked up the ass and nothing good would come from it.

Boiнa нaчaлacь, caмoѣ вpeмя нaзнaчить нa пocтъ пpѣмьѣpъ-мiниcтpa этничѣcкaгo нѣмцa!

Post your face when europoors are dying by the millions again for territories which are smaller than your tiniest province.

Europeans are the violent scum of the Earth. Good thing America and Argentina are growing so strong. They understand peace much better.

>1915

What a coincidence. I got sick of BLM coverage last night and watched "Birth of a Nation" instead (same year)

Ayo Hol Up
*Smacks Kalpak*
You tellin me this german dude is gunna gib us back all dat territory we done and lost ?
Al'right wez in.

>Turks getting btfo by the glorious Montenegrin army yet again

shiiiiiiiieeeeeeet

my feet are cold

soon...

How do you think they'll portray the german kangz in 100 years, guys?

just wait till 1916 you scum !

Can any medic anons tell me what is wrong with my feet?

Ayo Hol Up
This war gun be gud mah selqnin.
We wuz 3 moreta n shiet once.

So I heard you guys to the south are having a little war against each other.
Maybe you would like to buy resources from us, both of you?

WIGGLY MY WILLY
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dat be trench foot anglo scum. The treatment is to get your feet nice and went.

>Wake up, get shot
>Go to eat, get shot
>Go to cantina, get shot
>Go to the church, get shot
>Go back to my house, get shot
>Sleep with prostitute, get shot
>Remember that I was supposed to go to for land and liberty yesterday, get shot
>mfw, it's 1915 already

It's going to end soon. Did you see what happened on Christmas? They started fucking playing soccer with one another.

The soldiers don't care. They know it's a meme tier balance of power war.

Give it a few months and the powers will be forced to end it. People don't want to go out and fight as much. We are much more progressive as a society. I mean it's 1915, comon

>Brazil
What the fuck is a Brazil?

It sounds like some kind of african shithole. I bet 100 years from now they'll be exactly the same.

Oh btw Romania this time no backstabbing k? We cool right ?

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us britpostere eh --
oi mate,do you mind? me ole wanka? me ole bishop? ya wanka mate? all these britwords we learn on the rookies of the streets of england --

anotherthing.US BRITS.ARE teapot steampunk parkour gentlemennies CYNICS.WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN A MAGICAL SKYDADDY!!!

anotherthing. we.say. zeh-brah. not zee-brah. ZED>ZEE.gedditrite yankees 0o

the shitpost is strong in this one.

JOHNNY GET YOUR GUN, TAKE IT ON THE RUN. WERE GOING OVER THERE

H-hey guys, look at how British and gay I am right now.

O-ok

кeк

but usa didnt even exist before 1950's in the world. and than it went to lose wars to non-armies of rice and goat farmers

Soo.. Guys.. there are a bunch of Serbian soldiers retreating through my newly formed country, like approx 240k of them... Dubs decide what i do.

Also Germany, Austro-Hungary and Bulgaria plz explain yourselves.

...

sides gone
call medic
help

Just hanging with my mate, why are we at war again?

we just wants our 3 moreta n shitz mah man.
We cool otherwise.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE BRITKEKS

SOME OF YOU ARE ALRIGHT, DON'T GO TO DUBLIN TOMORROW

I'll allow pic related as far as Albania and Dardania goes. You can have the rest.

What do with Slavs? They say they want into Corfu, allow? There are 50k left now. Dunno what happened. I swear.

what kind of russian is this

old timely russian.

WAKE ME UP

>Boiнa нaчaлacь, caмoѣ вpeмя нaзнaчить нa пocтъ пpѣмьѣpъ-мiниcтpa этничѣcкaгo нѣмцa!

I love old Russian! Please post more!