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AUS vs. ENG. 5th test @ SCG. Day 4 Session 1.
ENG 346
AUS 5/571

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it's all happening lads

POO

Anyone got the link to that youtube channel 'streaming pubg'?

WODS GOMBUDER?

get an acestream lad

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>no aircon at home
>no aircon at work
>aircon in my car is shit + it has black leather seats

Bowler-friendly pitches are infinitely more entertaining the batting-friendly ones.

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haha lads the reddit lads ON FIRE

sitting on laptop on bed cant be fucked getting out

>black leather seats
Start putting a towel or a blanket over them if you can't park in shade.

F

no reason you can't download ace player for a laptop

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>78/100

Were Australians really this delusional about this below par batsman?

Wtf lads, someone bought my PS4 off eBay but just asked me to post it to the US.

Will Smith (Paine) make a test century today in the heat lads?

le pilip poos

Just imagine being Glenn McGrath's new wife, imagine being that cucked

no one here rated him, its just he died so legend grows

You now remember when McGrath was dishing it out but then couldn't take a bit of banter about his terminally ill wife.

tbf if he was still going we wouldn't have to fuck around with this renshaw/bancroft/whoever the fuck is next bullshit

Do you think she wore Jane's wedding dress?

JUST

*doxxes you*

>whipping boys
Not happy with this insensitive game and it's casual racism

He wasn't even in the team when he died and didn't look like coming back in. Guaranteed he still wouldn't be in the team if he was alive.

>actually living in penrith

state

boy, I'd like a link too

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damn this game runs like shit on windows 10

He played 26 tests, which is a pretty good amount. He averaged only 32 or so, and except for SA he pretty much averages mid-20s against decent opponents.

He was nowhere near international level. 26 tests is more than enough indication of his (low) quality.

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go to bed

>"an exciting crop of young bowlers"
in 2009? Literally who? Bollinger & Shittle? Kek

Starc and Hazlewood hadn't broken through at that stage

>Jane McGrath died, aged 42, on 22 June 2008 from complications following cancer surgery.

>Glenn McGrath met Sara Leonardi, an interior designer, during the 2009 Indian Premier League. They married at home in Cronulla on 18 November 2010.

Jeez Glenn, didn't mourn for long did you?

lucky

Nice 30 degrees why is Queensland the comfiest state

>Most of the Australian team gets to stay in the pavilion sinking tinnies and enjoying the air conditioning.
>England get to stand in the 40 degree heat for 183+ overs
lmao

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>didn't look like coming back in
of course he did, he scored runs in the shield for fun which is more than any opener since then can say

he definitely would have had more test opportunities, whether his technique was improved enough for him to cement a spot in the side is debatable though

you could say the same of mitch marsh and yet he was persisted with (rightly so too)

>He wasn't even in the team when he died and didn't look like coming back in.
He was literally selected for the Brisbane Test match.... And if fucking Khawaja can survive in this team by padding on roads at home against WI and England then PJH would have as well.

>Queefland

You couldn't really shag a titless terminal cancer patient do you think he got the doctors to leave the room and pulled Jane's pants off and wanked looking at her minge

not woofters like your lot lad

NEED to poo lads

Very sunburnt lads

When's logan getting selected for the national side?

>yet he was persisted with (rightly so too)

Just wait till he plays a team with a) an actual bowling attack and b) conditions that actually give the bowlers something

Even yesterday he looked like he could get out any minute

He literally wasn't selected for any tests when he died ya dumb cunt

t. brainlet

Clarke was injured and Hughes was going to replace him

>you now remember back to november when you were looking forward to the ashes
>its not jan and the final test

how does time go so quick lads?

>MMarsh is improving

Lads tell me does this sound suspicious?

>Hi Mate, Am the winning buyer of your lovely item, I will like you to contact me [email protected] we can sort out postage and delivery method. I will be traveling for a business trip so i will be accessing my email via iphone. Kindly email me as soon as possible [email protected] use the item number as subject and also send your PayPal email. Awaiting to read from you ASAP. Regards.

>Doesn't refer to item by name
>Wants my PayPal and item number in advance

Also they asked me to ship to a US address instead. Should I just send the invoice?

Oh also based Marshes

>He didn't rate Hauritz
pleb

just ask him what item hes referring to

bit hot lads

definitely sus

Anyone else IMMEDIATELY dislike anyone who likes Summer? Absolute fucking wanker of a season, cric the only good thing.

Your best bet is to contact ebay or whatever service you're selling through and ask them

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there was no reason to replace renshaw with poocroft

shaun tait lad

is Tim Paine related to Tim Allen?

This really happened.

>Having a day out with my mate, went to a pub in Manchester on his suggestion, a place we know has the cricket on the TV
>Pretty cool desu. We both love the cricket and we actually know what we're on about
>having a few drinks and we're having a nice discussion about the merits of T20 and Test cricket
>What could possibly go wrong?
>'We've been talking about this muscular sport for hours, user, it's like we only talk about cricket. You been doing anything else lately, m8?'
>Open my mouth to say something not cricket related, as this is just a community area after all
>Out of nowhere, a grossly overweight sweaty neckbearded 'man' tackles me to the floor
>Can smell the horrible mix of hotpockets and body odour on him, he pulls me up onto my feet, with my bulging muscular calves doing most of the work
>I was about to say "what the hell mate?", I thought he was just having a laugh after too many drinks, but upon seeing his face, I could tell this man took his duty very seriously
>Before I can say anything he shoves me out the door and says 'don't come back for 3 days, this is a place only for serious sports discussion and informative opinions'

lad doesn't even get paid from what I know, probably an ADHD T20 fan triggered we were enjoying our intellectual test cricket

>Matt Renshaw
>Born in England
>Queeflander

>not crediting German bro for stealing his pasta
people like you are the worst kind of people.

So you managed to /cric/ify the German's post

shaunt tait was playing back in 2005 mate, not really a "coming through" player in 2009

diversity quota lad

>Matt Renshaw is the only player born in a different country to the one he represents
freshcunt detected

love Sundays
hate Mondays

simple as

>implications
Fuck off

exposed

Colin Cowdrey (born in Bangalore, India)
Andrew Strauss (born in Johannesburg, South Africa)
Kevin Pietersen (born in Pietermaritzburg, South Africa)
Nasser Hussain (born in Chennai, India)
Ted Dexter (born in Milan, Italy)
Tony Greig (born in Queenstown, South Africa)
Ben Stokes (born in Christchurch, New Zealand)
Phillip De Freitas (born in Scotts Head, Dominica)
Andy Caddick (born in Christchurch, New Zealand)
Devon Malcolm (born in Kingston, Jamaica)
Graeme Hick (born in Harare, Zimbabwe)

Was I implying he's the only player? Go back to school you poof.

Andrew Symonds (born in Birmingham, England)
Brendon Julian (born in Hamilton, New Zealand)
Usman Khawaja (born in Islamabad, Pakistan)
Kepler Wessels (born in Bloemfontein, South Africa)

The Xbox release of Crash Bandicoot is coming soon lads.

streamable.com/wfts5

good autism here lads

>living in penriff

you're getting schooled lad

Yea the marsh brothers crashing in to each other was pretty autistic

imagine being that excited about a fairly common milestone

What the PS1 game? It's fucken shit mate. Try playing Super Mario 64 and then tell me that Crash is a good game.

>window permanently stuck slightly open
>air conditioner broken
>literally baking to death in a human furnace

might be the end for me lads

>streamable.com/wfts5
Do you think Smith has what it takes to be as autistic as Bradman?

lmao based fucking smith

By a butthurt googlepoof who went full autismo because of one post?

>streamable.com/wfts5
Khwarjarh's face is priceless.

>super mario

the heat is fucking with your bant meter
let it go lad

>DAT ZOOPER DOOPER

Fuck me dead, that's brutal. Surprised the Poms aren't melting.

>making a century with your bro for your country.
>common
>reliving glorious childhood of backyard cricket with bro

kys my man

>Average Perth day
No wonder the Marshs are playing so well.

>he actually lives in the Wogdern Suburbs

Oi straffo you here mate

Can't believe Smith got out to Ali, time to drop him