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The Alien edition

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yeehaw

/brit/ more like /shit /lmoa/

Fuck this general

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Might take a serrated knife to the ol' veins

>alan
>alien
coincidence?

Whateverth for kms

nassim wanted to learn more about sopranos because he wants to shout ALLAHU AKBAR and blow up himself

Member of a university gym.
During term time it is incredibly full after 5pm.

Resolved to go before work
But viscerally feel weak in the early morning

going to toil soon
you lot better post some entertaining stuff by then or else

POST TOOT

so alan is the most educated and qualified person on /brit/

really makes you think

weak cowardly runt

Know people here that are at cambridge and oxford

got a law degree from sheffield

definitely not the most qualified here

Hallam or Uni of Sheffield?

I'm hungry, but the only snack I have is cereal

sheffield

eat cereal

Excuse me but I have a comsci bachelor's degree from a top-50 university *flutters eyelashes*

Wasn't there a guy that was earning £35k? lol, alan definitely isn't the most qualified here or the smartest. Sorry sweaty xxxx

>start work at 8am
>end work at 8pm
>gym closes at 9pm
>either (i) have to wake up early, which means going to sleep early, which means having no free time, or (ii) have to go to gym after work for quick shitty workout, which means having no energy to do any real exercises, which means delaying my sleep further into the night, which means waking up the next morning tired

alright

thanks for the reply

cheers

/brit/ more like /shoe/ haha

no problem cunt

listening to tech death what up yo

I have an LLM from a top 30 law school, so that should put me in the temporary lead

Effectively its the same situation as me except i get 4 hours of freedom if i go before work

But there is no way tired legs should be squatting 140kg

someone have the webm of the girl's ass catching fire in the nightclub?

Who wants to hear a good joke?

nah fuck off mate

Ja seker

FUUUUUUUUUCK HE IS BACK

always down for a funny joke.

fune joek pls

there's always time for a funny jok

aaaammmiiiiriiiteee? OK

VERY interesting spread
You were a greedy self absorbed little cunt in the past, you knew what was yours and didn't want anyone else to take it from you. This made you bitter and lead to you having a hard time to form meaningful relationships as you were always unwilling to open up to others, preferring instead to bottle everything up and stay alone where you could be safe and protect what you have.

For the present the knight of swords implies for me someone who's ego and self absorbed nature has taken a step further towards a taste for conquest. You take whatever you can horde and do your utmost to bring others down. You are not a sinister or dishourable person but years of self imposed isolation and cutting yourself off from meaningful relationships in order to protect yourself has made you a bit cruel and left the seeds of distaste for humanity within you. All you care about is getting yours and you don't care much if others get hurt while you do.
You struggle and work hard but this hard work has brought some success to you

The final card is a powerful ad important one, coming at the end like this means it is the focus of your life and shows that unless something drastic is done there will be dire consequences. You will lose everything you've taken, your relationships will crumble and you will be left far more alone than you ever have been, except this time not by your choice. Everything you've struggled for will disappear and wither away due to your arrogance and egotistical nature.
You will be left in exile and without means, in a prison of your own creation.
Sexually you will become impotent and this will only add to your misery as your own body fails to match your desires.

Let go of desire and maybe you can avoid this.

gesaffelstein

I would have much rather witnessed the entire jewish race expire than see Issam die
But then again, I'd say the same for a fly dying.
Even flies are more useful to this world than the Jews

yeah

autistic music for autistic people

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'.

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Some kind of mild amusement but not really a joke

it's just electro mate

care to post it?

just put a donk on it

Have you ever heard stupid music in German?

It goes 'doof doof doof doof'

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it's jewish electro
a tool of subversion, don't listen to it

Thanks, lads.

kek

??? That wasnt a joke?

don't get it

don't care

any man in

don't worry i keep my pineal gland in good health by listening to industrial hardcore
pursuit is pretty aesthetic though

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post Aliens

nassim jajaja

Nobody got my German joke

caught in a vicious cycle where i'm too hungry to drink and too thirsty to eat

alri lads

what's the best way

to get more tinder matches

sabe pa

whip your cock out in your profile piccy

shut up disgusting centraca

anime

Someone told me Monday, someone told me Saturday
Wait until tomorrow and there's still no way
Read it in a book or write it in a letter
Wake up in the morning and there's still no guarantee
And there's still no guarantee
There is still no guarantee

youtube.com/watch?v=sU8Sge0nNJU

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ya go "OY, PATEL, ENGLANDS GLORY"
then give him an old £1 coin

if other races will hate/resent you one way or the other then what's the point in not being racist

winston peters hopefully announcing NZ election result soon

has anyone told you they hate or resent you

I wonder what it's like to continuously be uncomfortable in your own skin

fuck think it's national
fuck
fuck

look at this shit lads

we have a proper fucking tail don't we?

pluck strumpth

Zorblock Dompledinker is not my President

im sure he's found peace, somewhere

DAS RITEEE!

IT'S LABOUR
WOOOOOOOOOO


LABOUR LABOUR LABOUR

YES

>labour
fuck off

old neighbour who fell on his ass bent this
had to get it put back in place manually by a doctor, fingers around it, through the ass, yanked back like you'd put a shoulder back in place
don't care what he says, medicine or not, still gay

Fuck off furfag

don't even really like NZ Labour, just like change of government.
In Sweden for example I'd cheer Alliance governments because the Social Democrats are dominant

In the long term this could well be an awful result for NZ Labour if a recession hits which is plausible.

wakey wakey, toil for your brekkie

Ah yes, Jacinda's paying my tuition next year
#paypig

if you think about it, having a Labour government is a lot like going into actual labour. It may be a painful process that lasts for a very long time, but at the end a beautiful baby (a Britain for the many, not the few) emerges and it's all worth it.

ran into a pal from high school
he got married and had not one, but two downers

the fucking ABC are going to act like it some sort of victory for them tonight

i know

sad. there's really no point in making one's life and others any more miserable.

Ah excellent, the smug cunts on the project are on now

youtube.com/watch?v=fng3Vdte7mw

haha

that clip always fucks me off so hard
frost was a smarmy little worm

>Ah excellent, the smug cunts on the project are on now

Ah yes lads.
For minutes of the lecture and I get the good ol diarrhea.

You aren't supposed to (You) the post you're hatting you absolutely FROTHING spastic

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

Must leave for work soon supreme overlord toilstrum wants me in early today