Mainland /asean/ + Flipland

Onsen edition

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Bump for flips

bump for you, sad.. sad husk of a woman

AAAAAAAAAAAAA
fuk dis timeline
I want to jump into a timeline where the Philippines is competing against Japan for the best Animu

Hi Drake

I mean they made Dragon Ball, One Piece and a lot of other animes. Really the only barrier that's stopping them is money and people lacking knowledge of the "real" Tagalog.


>Hi
Hey

Diwali

1 "Mushta pooo~! Ako po shi Yunyun, ikinaga-"
2 "Ah, Kagalah'kan sahyo." ^_^
1 "Gushto nyo po ba ne'to? Pinapamigay ko' "
2 "E-ano yan?"
1 "Basta, tikman nyu puu~!"
1 " Heto wo"
2 " O? "

If yes:
2 "Awa, an'sahraap!" ^o^
1 "Nyaha', nga na no'~!" ^^

If no:
2 "Ah 'yoko muna, sensha.. Saka na."
1 "A... Nah-Nirisetsuhan na naman akou--~ [Tampo-Tampo]" :c

Oneesan daisuki

Fuck pldt amirite?

>tfw no big sister with big milkies to molest me while growing up
I grew up to be a degenerate who reads incest literotica anyways so nothing would change

>utot sabay tae lawyers amerite?

bump

Stop reviving this general pls

I once had sex with may gf in a private onsen and it turned out things didn't go like your ecchi manga anume at all.

The bath water keeps getting in the niche between dick and vagina and washes the lube off and it was almost impossible to feel good friction.

asean is good whats with the self hate

What does sex feel like?

Poor internet connection

Water is not a good lubricant, user

What's a good one, then?

saliva
oil (ointment)
just be careful since some oil can make condom passable by sperm

very nice unless you are physically exhausted

I mean our love juice lubricant

>saliva
ew gross

my wife chino...

newsinfo.inquirer.net/939308/philippine-news-updates-marawi-siege-piracy-terrorism-president-duterte-association-of-southeast-asia-nations

Marawi is Malaysia NOW
I know it's a retard derp moment
But it kind of feels foretelling

>on Thursday, October 19, during a high-level forum of the Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN) was much harder to ignore.

>With diplomats and foreign policy experts in the room, Duterte spoke of his "war in Malaysia."

>"I just finished a war in Malaysia and perhaps I can refocus the entire Armed Forces to deal with this problem," he said, referring to piracy in the Malacca Strait as the "problem."

>But Duterte likely meant the war in Marawi City and not a war in Malaysia, a country belonging to the ASEAN. The Philippines is the 2017 chair of the regional bloc.

>Journalists covering the event could not help but look at each other. Government staff and foreign policy experts also said they noticed the remark.

THERES A BEAR INSIDE YOUR STOMACH

FUCK WHERE YOU FROM
FUCK WHERE YOU GOING
ITS ALL ABOUT WHERE YO AT