Over Half Of Whites Related To King Tut

I'm surprised more of aren't talking about this.. How is this possible?

livescience.com/15388-discovery-channel-tutankhamen-dna.html

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GLORY BE TO EGYPT

Hes one guy for Egypt...Most mummies we have DNA tested are middle eastern.

obsessing about King tut is the same as niggers obsessing about the 5% of Egypt's population that were sub saharan

So are you saying that we were kings and shit?

U MEAN WE WUZ KANGS AND SHIEEET?!?!??!


WE ROYALTY NOW SENPAI

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yes, apparently we are descended from Egyptian royalty before we were descended from European royalty. Essentially we are a fist full of royalty.

Mathematics.

Every person has 2 parents.
For simplicity reasons, imagine if there was no incest and on average women get pregnant at 25.

Tutanchamon lived 3300 years ago, that's about 132 generations ago.

2^132 = 5,444517871 E 39

That's a 5-something with 39 zeros.

The total amount of humans ever lived is about 107 billion (thats a 1 with 11 zeros).

Of course incest did occur etc. but the chance of you having DNA of someone very long ago is always VERY high.

WE

Incest didn't just happen. Most people in pre-modern age were inbred as fuck.

Forgot to say: the 2^132 is an estimate of the number of ancestors until Tut of anyone living now.

Tell me more.

I mean Tut could fucked a slave girl that could bare a child that could have a descendent that fucked a fisherman 20 generations later hat could've fucked a farmer in greece etc. etc.

Et voila, after 130 generations almost the entire world have some trace of Tut in their body.

Genes spreads nearly exponentially.

HOLLUP hollup... SO WE ACTUALLY WAZNT KANGZ....?

Interesting

Hold up
>fill out job application
So are you saying
>moves to suburbs
Are you saying that
>treats neighbor respectfully
saying that
>goes to school
that at one point in the past
>drinks craft beer
we
>saves for child's college fund
we were
>puts on suit and tie
we were kings?
>pays bills

Wait, so let me get this straight? I was a king?

WE WUZ KANGZ?

WE

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نحن كنا ملوك؟

I KNEW WE WUZ KANGZ ALL ALONG.

really makes u think
also, checked

I bet you have traces of Julius Ceasar, Kublai Khan, Jesus Christ, and Buddha as well. (assuming they existed)
As do I, as do everybody on this board.

Not even kidding.

That man should have been our damned Prime Minister