juicy bits edition
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need a nz gf
Why not, surely it's a compliment? With all the celebrities and porn out there, they think of you instead while cumming into a sock or tissue or whatever?
Bantz
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yahoo.com
have read lots of strange stuff in this world and this is up there near the top for most bizarre
Had a dream I fucked my sister except she was a gook
In real life she is not a gook
Strange
I meant I don't wank while thinking of girls I know
Not frequently at least
I always lie
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>a
dumb yanks
>I'm a tall upper class scandi
No, but I do wank while thinking about a girl I work with.
Once had sex with a girl and told her I used to wank while thinking about her. She took it as a compliment.
fun fact, that ship was the only one in history to be sunk by a nuclear submarine
are you a haggis
i.4cdn.org
Fun fact: we literally see more than gooks
That is pronounced A, as in in you are gay.
thuggish prole detected
how was nz exporting milk and stuff to britain in like the 1800s? wouldn't it spoil after sailing 12,000 fucking miles?
wear a flat cap and you'll be fine lad
i'm a tall lower class brit
who was in the wrong here?
one punch
refrigeration?
ever heard of freezers? stupid cunt
reminder
fat middle class american
engaging ships with nuclear subs seems careless
clearly him
hopefully they both die regardless
thatcher was prepared to nuke them so i don't imagine she really gave a fuck
Living in the uk ruins my life in all ways besides professionally
And yet even professional gains seem unable to offset the general direness of this fuckhole country and if anything add to it
I want four things at this stage of life: the ability to eat as i please, 8 hours of sleep, to go to the gym to run, squat, deadlift, bench/press, fight and pullup . And to read books.
Work actually prevents me from doing all of these - such that my life has become a flatshapre induced sleepleess starve-bingeeat, too busy to use gym and distracted and tired to read mess.
I try every week to get my shit in order and circumstance trounces me everytime. 9 to 5 office work is simply incompatible with self improvement besides career progression in tjis country because of the unaffordability of property. By the time i will have reached the age where i can stop flatsharing the damage will have been done and the opportunities missed
not when its a south american navy apparently
i hate americans so god damned much
wish we hadn’t caved in desu
recon it would have made for a nice movie
Why do women think it's okay to tell their bfs they would fuck another man
my girlfriend
come to america land of oppportunity
wont that scratch their eyes
I disagree with you but I'd never try to silence you
I listened to a song about 8 or 9 times in a row last night while drunk, but I just looked at the thumbnail in my youtube history and for the life of me I can't remember how it goes
old m8 from school just invited me to his wedding
fucks sake
lol americans probably have little to no effect on your life too. must be a bit sheltered
Told George Soros to repent for his sins lads
don't hate them (strong word) but find them severely painful to endure desu
don't see why anyone has anything against white people having their own country
Im indentured for at least the next two years here. After that im going to try to escape
I'll be your plus one
We'll wreck the place lol
Tyrone
id say go elsewhere in the EU but
yeah
'nin 'ds
'st 'ing 'chines
thinkgen of death
pogayto
Yfw just miss the opportunity to easily fuck off to europe by a few months
As i said i despise this fuckhole country.
'st 'g 's
y r the chinamen colononoigizing afirca/?
wish this whinging fanny would emigrate to the republic of blogspot
Grass is always greener m8
Because it would mean all the shitskins would have to go back to their respective shitholes and they would no longer be able to leech of the teet of the white man
Do you have a favourite type of Yank and a least favourite type of Yank?
I know two girls from Arizona and a lad from Texas who are all really nice to talk to and fun people so I guess I like South-West Yanks
watching abc news
sure are a lot of catheter commercials
the ones who have a sense of humour are fine
dunno what region that correspond to if any
Southwest yanks are Mexican. See you don't like us at all.
The uk's grass is paeticularly brown though.
All the jobs in my field are in london
London is the most expensive city to live in
But houseprices are also high outside of london.
I cant stand the trajectory the london life sets you up for and i dont want to rot away in the irrelevant provincial towns which means moving abroad is my only respite
ones from the obscure white states like vermont
post fucking machines
scattered and desperately outnumbered
only one of the girls is a spic
>obscure
Also, New Hampshire is better.
t. doesn't live anywhere near New Hampshire but it has nice gun laws and is 95%+ white
new hampshire has legal fireworks too
t. police state commonwealth of massachusetts
post toot
what makes massachusetts particularly commonwealthy?
Vermont, Kansas and Kentucky let non-Americans become Governor
Gonna rule Vermont some day
noice
In my state you can pretty much shoot your guns off your front porch whenever you want and shoot whatever fireworks off, too, but the catch is you live rurally and it's poor an shieeet.
well its literal name is the Commonwealth of Massachusetts
not sure why to be honest
massholes out
good luck, probably a cozy state to campaign in
lol
en.wikipedia.org
It literally means nothing, it's just a quirk of the language when they were writing the state constitution.
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Seething internally
Probably should see a therapist but ill bottle it up and just whinge in brit insteas
imagine if english wasnt lingua franca
fuck
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yes that is what I was inquiring
oh that’s nice
quirks are nice in moderation
Get a new career. Any financial loss will be outweighed by work life balance
wish I could bottle of my generalised anxiety disorder instead of just shitting myself driving outside
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my college is REDDIT
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
sure its not the only one
I work at target please end my life
how come I've never seen a shooting at Target considering there's giant targets everywhere haha like my joke
ive said so dont I before
fuck it doesnt even make sense does it
STEM fags are reddit
>only 1 (one) brit flag in all these sequential posts
what a fucking joke
jfs OUT
hot take: the northwest belongs to the hbc
all me
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh yes
Everyone's commuting to work m8
Expect more phoneposters in due time