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greatest ally :DD

Cannot wait to have passionate consensual intercourse with volk in December on my birthright trip

>Implying I'll ever have sex with someone who openly says he's a j*w
>Implying I'll ever have sex

מוות לרוסים

applied for birthright
didn't get accepted

t. ghetto survivor / M*zrahi monkey

I thought birthright is only a thing in usa

Pls gib Israeli citizenship

You're not missing anything

nope, was born in r*ssia
hope that country dies with every vatking in it

Pls take

I'm Christian with Jewish father my love don't worry

vatnik*

How?? Just say your parent is Jewish. My dad is Jewish by birth but was adopted by Catholics and my mom is Christian as well. Told them this and I got accepted because I told them I'm an atheist.

I have literally no connection to Judaism and I'm going in 2 months. How did you fuck this up.

I hope you're joking

>tfw page 300/358

שחרר, תן לו למות.

Nah

איך מקבלים קצבה מביטוח לאומי
איך אני מוכיח שאני לא מסוגל לעבוד מסיבות נפשיות

It's not worth it

what is there to lose

Being written off as a mentally fucked person
Once you grow out of NEETdom it'll be a problem

Not him but,
>Being written off as a mentally fucked person
Pretty sure I'm already written off. its better than way.
>Once you grow out of NEETdom it'll be a problem
Fuck no. I'd rather kill myself before going back to being a wageslave.

Also, aren't you like 19? you're hardly in a position to give life lectures kid.

Almost 21
I'd happily be a NEET in Denmark, where you say "boohoo I'm depressed" and you get above average salary for nothing, but here? Nah

Gentlemen. How do we solve the "jewish question"?

I would do anything for Israeli citizenship

>Almost 21
So still a kid.
>but here? Nah
Take it from someone who's been on both sides, I'd rather take the peanuts you get from social security over being a wageslave earning a fortune.

מה לעשות לא כאלו פראיירים כאן

kill yourself

Jesus christ, wtf. How can you not get accepted? I had literal catholics on my trip (she was adopted by Jews or some shit).

I'm probably going to get weird looks buying Christian souvenirs but whatever I just don't want them to charge me for the trip. Had to sign some thing promising I'm not Christian l.

Lmao, that's hilarious that they made you sign something.

It's easy to buy the Christian souvenirs, they're at a few places I was taken to.

Can converted "Jews" join the IDF?

just say you're buying it for a christian friend if anyone asks

You don't need to be a Jew to join the IDF

But yes

Only orthodox conversions are recognized by the rabbinate, which take years.

I think so. I know Israel accepts Christian volunteers into IDF so I see no reason why converts wouldn't be accepted.

How's the economy of the Israel?

thats a very poorly phrased question. You cant describe something as wide as the entire economical system of a country in a single post.

shit

You need to be a wagecuck or a scammer to live well here

/chakchouka/

How traditional and submissive are Israeli women? Do they cook? Do they take a lot of effort to please you?

I just found out that my great grandmother was a jew
Rate

6/10

lol

the stereotype is that israeli girls act like princesses and expect you to be their puppy
but not all girls are the same of course

the more religious the more traditional and submissive like in any other place.

We sleep with all their women and ensure that their children come out goyishe.

By modern Jewish custom, if a person is born to a Jewish mother he is Jewish. So by impregnating Jewish women you're actually creating more Jews.

> הולך להופעה עם חברה
מה אתם עושים הערב, שייגעצים שכמוכם?

גנגבנג על ו*לק

של מי?

משינה

כמה עלה כל כרטיס 700?

אמן

250 ביציע

עצוב

זה דיל

סיימתי עבודה להיום

נראה לי הולך לישון

מקווה לא להתעורר

Godspeed user

>Israeli """""""""""""""""""""""""""""military""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" thinks it can compete with this

youtube.com/watch?v=67-05vsxrvQ

הצבא הרוסי פתטי ולא מאורגן בשיט יא שטופת מוח

>Israeli """"""military""""""
>Organized in a situation of all out war

למה אתם ממשיכים לענות ליצור הזה

There's literally nothing you can do about it :^)

I wanna lick a qt jew girls gas chamber. Do they like whites?

no, fuck off

Some of us are white

>r*ssian
>white

not you

>no, fuck off

>This meme again
Proof?

This face literally makes me want to vomit

it's not a meme sl*vs are not white dumbass

Yeah I wonder who it belongs to
Kay doc

...

prepare yourself mahmoud.

Peace soon, yes?

Not gonna happen, Schlomo

Idk tbqh

really hope you start launching rockets at us again soon because this time there is no obama to hold us back from turning you all to dust

>Do they like whites?
Yes. Jewesses love white uncircumcised cocks too.
I heard that it's only technically against Talmudic law for a Jewess to have penetrative sex with an uncircumcised penis, but that giving blowjobs is totally kosher. I could be wrong on this.

>applied for birthright

Wait how does this work?

You apply and if you can prove you are Jewish and are accepted you get a 1 week trip in Israel to meet Jewish qt's and fuck to make more Jewish babies

Yo my Shlomo brehs serious question: want to look for a wife in your chosen land. Are any Israeli girls open to goys like me?

If they like anime it's a plus.

How do you prove it? Can I just tell them my granny was jewish?

There's no one stopping you now

if you can give them citizenship it's ez mode

we have to keep up the good guy persona so you have to throw the first punch

Not white. Have been mistaken for middle eastern at times when I grow a beard. Good thing I'm circumcised.

pussy

Am open to that. I thought Israel was a first world country though? Wouldn't there be mail order Israeli brides if it were that shitty?

Forgot to add another plus: I'm not religious in any way and am open to having any kids raised Jewish.

careful gayboi careful now

>Wanting to make more kikes into this world
6 gorrilion was not enough

>I thought Israel was a first world country though?
Top kek

it's not shitty but it's not completely first world either

How would they deal with people who pretending to be Jewish?

Jesus Christ m8 I'm going to guess that's occupied by either Arabs or dark skinned Jews.

לא לענות לרוסי, תודה.

>I thought Israel was a first world country though?
Those american aid dollars were sure put to good use