The only rules are, there are no rules

>the only rules are, there are no rules.

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>the second rule is that rules.... are out the window

>I only have one rule... have fun!

>"how did your know that was going to work!?"
>"I didn't!"

>If we want to survive we're going to have to work together
>Hey who put you in charge here?
>No one but I don't see anyone else volunteering

>How did you know that would work?
>Because I designed it

>here, take this
>DON'T use it all at once!

>Character jumps into taxi
>"Follow that car!"

>We can do this the easy way or the hard way
>Something happens
>Looks like it's the hard way

>here take this
>"what do I do with it?"
>when the time comes, you'll know

>You know how to use one of these, right? *hands gun over*
>*pops magazine* *checks chamber* *sights barrel*

give 3 examples for each or get the fuck out dumb frogposter

>*shoots skeptical comrade*
>you tell me

Agents of Shield thread?

>you're on a need to know basis
>and you don't need to know

Look son its not our fault youre a pleb. Go and watch some kinos and you will see all of those.

dbz evolution
Grease
Charles Angels

>you still don't get it do you?

>do you hear that
>hear what
>exactly

all i can think of is tintin comics

>Orders at a Diner
>Doesn't even touch it

But that dosen't add up, or does it?

>and your other gun

>good luck...you'll need it

Name a kino, 2 films and any odd number of flicks where this happens

still waiting for three for each. Retarded frogposters can't even read.

>you're asking for trouble
>trouble is my middle name

>rule number two: no outside food

>i thought your middle name was *actual middle name*
>*glares*

Not your personal kinologist

Jack White wants blood.

>he's good
>a little too good

>space movie
>opening shot is a close up of character's face that zooms out to reveal they were upside down in zero g

>"You think you know me?!?"
>"Please! I know you better than you know yourself!"

>We're not so different, you and I

*record scratch*

>'you look like your father, but you have your mother's eyes'

>that only works in the movies

>you have your mother's boyfriend's boyfriend eyes

>Drunk/stoner see something supernatural
>Rubs eyes and sees thing is now gone
>Looks at bottle/drug in their hand before throwing it away

>watching sci fi movie
>That won't work! We're not in some kind of dumb space movie!

>is that a threat?
>it's a promise.

>that's impossible
>no it's necessary

>Hero kills all of villain's henchmen on the way up to him
>Throws away weapon and fights him hand to hand

>90's romantic comedy
>KISS ME...UNDER THE BEARDED BARLEY..

Let me guess

You're a woman right?

name 1(one) kino that does, dumb gookposter

For real, though

>London scene
>Helicopter shot olf city followed by shot of Big Ben and Buckingham Palace
>LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN

>character gives speech
>ends it by shooting somebody
>"Any questions?"

No I just find it dumb how the hero is totally fine with shooting 20+ guys in the head without a second thought but will show more respect to some evil dude just because he's the villain. It's just illogical. It's not even a matter of honor it's one of expediency and this meme serves no other purpose than for the film to end in some hacky climax. True kino is when the villain offers to fight hand to hand and the hero just shoots him.

>Spring comes, snows melt
>That's a threat
>Snows always melt
Best line of Rome

name one (1) film where this happens

>character fist fights bad guy to the death in bathroom
>catches breath, fixes hair, adjusts bow tie and heads back to the party calmly
>"jesus, what happened to you?"
>"ran into an old friend in the bathroom"

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>guy is eating hamburger
>takes two bites and then throws it in the garbage

>Wait, it's not what it looks like!
>...
>Okay it's exactly what it looks like

>villian aquires fallen gun after losing at hand to hand
>NOTHING PERSONAL KID *click*
>hero drops bullets

LEL

Kek I've seen that one a lot

>Family sits down for breakfast/dinner
>All they do is talk
>Dad takes two bites of his toast and looks at his watch
>"Uh oh I'm gonna be late" for work
>Kisses wife goodbye and just leaves uneaten breakfast there

Event Horizon
Panic Room
Skyfall

>Child character
>Evil genius

>suspicious character: "I need a gun"
>hero hands him a gun
>as soon as hero turns around the other guy points gun at him
>*click*
>hero drops bullets
>"I knew I couldn't trust you"

>hero meets villain
>you know.. we're not so different, you and I

>WW2 film
>Holocaust reference no matter how out of context it is

>they aren't
>her still gets all butthurt about it

>can you keep a secret
>no
>*proceeds to tell secret*

>Villain's motive is arguably better than the hero's

Do americans really do this?

>Masked character is seen doing some amazing feat
>"This guy is good."
>Masked character removes their mask
>It's a woman
>"Hey, boys."

>Waitress at a diner
>"What can I get you, Shug?"

>High school movie
>School is split into cliques of "goths", "preppies", "jocks", "nerds" etc instead of just "normal kids" and "spergs".

>Hitler meets protagonist
>"We're not so different, you and I"

These are the most autistic Sup Forums tier threads on this board

>x, i'm x

>protagonist is Stalin

>Nazi antagonist
>"The Führer will hear about this!"

>character walks into a bar
>"I'll have a beer, please"

>These are the most autistic Sup Forums tier threads on this board

What did he mean by this?

Look Who's Back was true kino

>has a sip and leaves

I never knew the lyrics until now

Kino pre-2000s highschool vs. millennial gentrified highschool

>"I'll have the usual"

>"Who's that!" -male character looking on in admiration

>"My Ex"-female love interest

>Bartender doesn't immediately call over the entire staff to laugh at him
>They don't perform an immediate penis inspections
These writers are from Pluto or something

>Character walks into a bar
>"What can I get you?"
>"Beer"
>Generic brown bottle slams onto the counter in-front of him

>protag has to walk through the center of all these groups
>everyone has mocking stares/glares
>*gets pushed* *drops books*

kek we neither

This has always annoyed me. Are there bars that only serve one brand of beer?

>bartender doesn't say "NIGGA WHAT KINDA BEER YOU WANT YOU FUCKING IDIOT"

>drinks are on me!!
>leaves before ever paying for anything

>cute member of the opposite sex bends down to help
>"first day?"

>black with a job
uuhh never seen this kino

>shot of character entering the scene as another character delivers the punchline to a joke
>"and so I says to him, 'that's not a monkey, that's my wife!"

it's a comedy

Moonlight

lmao I hate it when they do this

Beverly Hills Cop

>character walks into a pizzeria
>"I'll have a pizza, please"