Dr. Nasseem "Alien" Douche, WebMD PhD from the university of BangCOCK edition
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delete this right now mate
*puts a giant iphone in its hand*
got things to do but might do a cheeky nap
anime
t. jorge
Added some of Nasseem's friends on facebook just to banter him
da ting goes skrrrrrrrrrrt
NEED a crosdressing twink bf
dont understand this post if im honest alan, could you explain it in simpler terms for my NA brain
Who is this slimey man you are all memeing about
World war 3 will be USA versus Russia
>Britain will be neutral
>NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH!
>Says the "I need help in all the world wars"
>BRITISH """"""""EMPIRE"""""""" WHERE SUN NEVER SETS
Yanks are cool
any tommy wright III man in?
Please spell my name correctly lad. It's not hard. N.A.S.S.I.M.
me on the left
nasheed?
here we go here we GO HERE WE GO, NOW
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Think I might have a wank lads. What about you?
nothing wrong with me...
Niggies.
can't hear you i'm napping x
Wait, you guys know Nassim ? I thought he only came on /fr/. Haven't seen him there since a while though
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
hes been shitting up /brit/ for over a year now lad
je suis mi ami
Naseem sounds like a guy who benefitted from positive discrimination to get free stuff in some Anglo shithole.
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the gf
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The free market of Sup Forums always tilts to /brit/
listening to rap music lowers your IQ
For a temporary amount of time
Or some BLM activist who changed his name on a we wuz quest. Nassim on the other hand screams international play/scholar/weightlifter
found a very intellectual youtube channel
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they're pronounced the same, sweaty xxxx
Its good to turn your brain off now and again and get ignant wid it
why did you insist we call you "Alan" for the longest time then, Nassim.
halloween is becoming bigger and bigger in the UK every year
council are doing an entire halloween week this year, grim
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Remember when you were 14 and you visited a tropical island? You saw a beautiful Brazilian lady and she was nice to you. You did your best to have an excuse to see her around the island. One time when you sat near her at the pool and some brazilian chad sat next to her and you realised you wasted 2 days of your holiday chasing some 25+ year old instead of enjoying the crystal clear water etc? Remember?
can't spell Nassim without ass
Never did, you dishonest yank.
aha alri alan
don't really get it, guess it's because i didn't grow up in london
Getting matches of an insanely higher quality since I've moved to the city. Should have moved earlier tbf.
ayo jus chill out n smoke sum
Had two asian girls suck my cock with their niqabs on was so hot
kek. missing the hijab + yoga pants combo
it's a decent little bunsen burner
mum and dad would never take me on holiday anywhere other than the south of france
always jealous of the kids who used to get to go to spain, turkey and cyprus
literally says bradford right there you northern runt
stop killing the mandem
yay
quads and I commit seppuku
reminder x
no negative orgones in the thread please lads, thanks a million
What do you guys think of Mbappé? Did you know that he is half algerian?
mad that i literally didn't even realise new zealand were having an election, lol
thought some people were trick or treating early last night as black ghosts but turned out they were just pakis
>what do you guys think of *BRAAAAAAAP*
brb kms xD
south of france is better than spain anyway
SLP is probably my favourite British brand.
well he's not French is he he's a fucking nigger
rate my team lads
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French nationalism has always been Civic sweety pie x
Curled up in bed
Feeling cold and lonely
all I got was a week in a caravan in skegness
stop being an entitled brat
Hilltop hoods is probably my favo(u)rite aussie band
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2,1,3
if you've got black skin you ain't european
that's because you're povvo scum though, it's different
Still Pimping is a fantastic song, proud of you for posting this
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enjoy a lot of things in this image
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
BARKING
just testing my new gif to see if i figured out hte timings right or not
dont mind me
AHHH HAAAAAAAA
YOU KNOW WHAT IT ISSSSSSSSSSSS
did this guy prove that /r9k/-PUAs-MGTOWs-/r/theredpill were right about women the whole time?
*BURP* THE BIRD IS THE WORD MORTY
nah parents were just stingy our house is worth £600k
churned out 30 pages in just a few days but i've hit major writer's block since the other night
looks like you're going to be waiting a bit longer than anticipated to read my smash-hit bestseller, "the nigger"
Me and the gf
hmm
it works here
i wonder why when i open it in Kdenlive none of the framedelays work right
no because that lad is a manlet
they believe it's looks + height or just height alone but never looks + manletism
University of SUSSEX
Can't follow your logic here sweaty.
I'm sure there are millions of black Brits who have done more for Britain than you. Sol Campbell for instance.
not even saying this as a meme but what is with the burping in rick and morty? tried watching it to see what the fuss was about but got pissed of with it, really annoying
Loved that Hanson song
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Fantastic post
but they're not brits they are africans
Was he european though? i think not
>lego
>clearly duplo
Universities need clearing out