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Dr. Nasseem "Alien" Douche, WebMD PhD from the university of BangCOCK edition

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delete this right now mate

*puts a giant iphone in its hand*

got things to do but might do a cheeky nap

anime

t. jorge

Added some of Nasseem's friends on facebook just to banter him

da ting goes skrrrrrrrrrrt

NEED a crosdressing twink bf

dont understand this post if im honest alan, could you explain it in simpler terms for my NA brain

Who is this slimey man you are all memeing about

World war 3 will be USA versus Russia
>Britain will be neutral
>NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH!
>Says the "I need help in all the world wars"
>BRITISH """"""""EMPIRE"""""""" WHERE SUN NEVER SETS
Yanks are cool

any tommy wright III man in?

Please spell my name correctly lad. It's not hard. N.A.S.S.I.M.

me on the left

nasheed?

here we go here we GO HERE WE GO, NOW
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Think I might have a wank lads. What about you?

nothing wrong with me...

Niggies.

youtube.com/watch?v=3W2jLb7AM3s

can't hear you i'm napping x

Wait, you guys know Nassim ? I thought he only came on /fr/. Haven't seen him there since a while though

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

hes been shitting up /brit/ for over a year now lad

je suis mi ami

Naseem sounds like a guy who benefitted from positive discrimination to get free stuff in some Anglo shithole.

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the gf

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The free market of Sup Forums always tilts to /brit/

listening to rap music lowers your IQ

For a temporary amount of time

Or some BLM activist who changed his name on a we wuz quest. Nassim on the other hand screams international play/scholar/weightlifter

found a very intellectual youtube channel
youtube.com/channel/UCQMyhrt92_8XM0KgZH6VnRg

they're pronounced the same, sweaty xxxx

Its good to turn your brain off now and again and get ignant wid it

why did you insist we call you "Alan" for the longest time then, Nassim.

halloween is becoming bigger and bigger in the UK every year

council are doing an entire halloween week this year, grim

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Remember when you were 14 and you visited a tropical island? You saw a beautiful Brazilian lady and she was nice to you. You did your best to have an excuse to see her around the island. One time when you sat near her at the pool and some brazilian chad sat next to her and you realised you wasted 2 days of your holiday chasing some 25+ year old instead of enjoying the crystal clear water etc? Remember?

can't spell Nassim without ass

Never did, you dishonest yank.

aha alri alan

don't really get it, guess it's because i didn't grow up in london

Getting matches of an insanely higher quality since I've moved to the city. Should have moved earlier tbf.

ayo jus chill out n smoke sum

Had two asian girls suck my cock with their niqabs on was so hot

kek. missing the hijab + yoga pants combo

it's a decent little bunsen burner

mum and dad would never take me on holiday anywhere other than the south of france

always jealous of the kids who used to get to go to spain, turkey and cyprus

literally says bradford right there you northern runt

stop killing the mandem

yay

quads and I commit seppuku

reminder x

no negative orgones in the thread please lads, thanks a million

What do you guys think of Mbappé? Did you know that he is half algerian?

mad that i literally didn't even realise new zealand were having an election, lol

thought some people were trick or treating early last night as black ghosts but turned out they were just pakis

>what do you guys think of *BRAAAAAAAP*

brb kms xD

south of france is better than spain anyway

SLP is probably my favourite British brand.

well he's not French is he he's a fucking nigger

rate my team lads

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French nationalism has always been Civic sweety pie x

Curled up in bed
Feeling cold and lonely

all I got was a week in a caravan in skegness

stop being an entitled brat

Hilltop hoods is probably my favo(u)rite aussie band

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if you've got black skin you ain't european

that's because you're povvo scum though, it's different

Still Pimping is a fantastic song, proud of you for posting this

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enjoy a lot of things in this image

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

BARKING

just testing my new gif to see if i figured out hte timings right or not
dont mind me

AHHH HAAAAAAAA
YOU KNOW WHAT IT ISSSSSSSSSSSS

did this guy prove that /r9k/-PUAs-MGTOWs-/r/theredpill were right about women the whole time?

*BURP* THE BIRD IS THE WORD MORTY

nah parents were just stingy our house is worth £600k

churned out 30 pages in just a few days but i've hit major writer's block since the other night

looks like you're going to be waiting a bit longer than anticipated to read my smash-hit bestseller, "the nigger"

Me and the gf

hmm
it works here

i wonder why when i open it in Kdenlive none of the framedelays work right

no because that lad is a manlet

they believe it's looks + height or just height alone but never looks + manletism

University of SUSSEX

Can't follow your logic here sweaty.
I'm sure there are millions of black Brits who have done more for Britain than you. Sol Campbell for instance.

not even saying this as a meme but what is with the burping in rick and morty? tried watching it to see what the fuss was about but got pissed of with it, really annoying

Loved that Hanson song

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Fantastic post

but they're not brits they are africans

Was he european though? i think not

>lego
>clearly duplo

Universities need clearing out