*unsheathes katana*

*unsheathes katana*

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*misses enemy*
*hits car*
*sparks fly everywhere*

hehe, nothing personal kid

"Hey! Don't I know you from Zeist?"

*unsheathes katana*

Are you too.........immortal?

7 minutes....

7 minutes is all I can spare to play with you

No, I just don't fear death

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE WE ARE

Will show you my Yakuza-Triad technique

My young lad, I still got much to teach you

DER KEN ONLIBI WAN

*unsheathes karambit*

hmm... be veeery careful... now... kid

>no fedora
not gonna make it, kid

Its not what I want but what I must do to repent for my sins

This one is the scariest.

>no fedora
not gonna make it, kid

Vampires? Werewolves and Nazi Zombies?

Welcome to London.

Andy Milonakis is
THE HIGHLANDER

Unhealthing.

maybe i'll help you

maybe i won't

I AM IMMORTAL
I HAVE INSIDE ME BLOOD OF KINGS
I HAVE NO RIVAL
NO MAN CAN BE MY EQUAL

itadakimasu

>those people actually, honestly, unironically exist

This duel will be the best of times, it will be the worst of times

A-a-are you ok, sir?

this is Fatana. I would advise you to not anger him because he eats his enemies whole.

I didn't ask for any of this, but you have

it's just a prank bro

urgh

*snatches your motherfucker birthday*

oh, they do. a guy in my class in high school was like this. he collected replica swords, wore a leather coat in school and even researched how much blood you could ingest before you got sick. he was into vampirism. his took his d&d very seriously. he's a bit more normal now though, toned down his sense of fashion.

The price is good, the thrill will be better

Sure. All those degenerates are just making fun. Of course.
Look at them.
Just.
Look.

>these socks aren't very classy. yeah, better take them off

The sad thing is that I used to think those things were cool when I was in high school. I'm so glad I was too socially anxious to actually adopt that look.

Teach me, master.

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What's that thing on his belly?

As bad as this katana-wielding faggots are, i honestly think these guys were fucking worse.
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The battle has begun, but the journey begun a fortnight ago

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can't believe i've never noticed it before, must have seen this pic a thousand times. seems like a stomi bag of sorts.

No I think they're slightly better. At least they don't have autistic delusions of being some samurai.

Dude.

wtf He hits the guy in the dick at :18.

So you're an even more pathetic retard than all of these assholes, good to know. Bet you smell like cheese and tears.

.......

Looks like the tube for a colostomy bag

Fuck. I won't be surprised if there are few people missing in the neighbourhood.

Spotted the triggered redditard.

oversized kitchen knives? how quaint

Well not as samurai at least. I knew a guy once who went from screeching death metal to the cybergoth scene. I used to see him on Goybook under the name "Toxic X Biotech Cannibal".

Still better than acting like an anime character.

Ow, i got it right, didn't I, autismo? kek

Clearly The Fangs of Des Moines just escaped a secret military base where he has been in a induce comma to keep him, the ultimate weapon, under control

he has awoken too early and eager for revenge for all The Fang of Des Moines has lost

No, they're just dressing like one.

Seems like I did.

Your end is near, scoundrel, say your prayers before I...
>teleports behind you
Hah did you really think I would allow you to finish your prayers.

You chose the battlefield now choose your grave

Brilliant comeback. Bet it took you all of those two minutes to type past your anxiety without sobbing too loudly.

Did he forget his trench coat and fedora back at his mom's apartment?

Your death will be my biggest illusion yet

>"I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass."

He looks like your average norwegian death metal faggot

>trailer
>space heater b/c no heat
>bucket in living room to catch rainwater from leaking roof
>wasting money on weebshit/dumbshit
I've lived this life. I'm out now, but I remember what it was like to be down in it. I hope he makes it out some day.

>Bartholomew end this, I grow bore of this plane of existence

>COME! I know you have more than that in you

>You always do enjoy playing with your food

My enemies will finally feel the pain I felt

Children have swag. Men have class.

Oh! I see you have a gun, DO YOU?

Gentlemen, through the looking glass we go

yare yare

Our technology surpasses everything our world has seen

thanks mum

what a dashing young man

At least they have a decent sized group of friends...

NOW WHICH ONE OF OYY GOT MAH BACK?!

at my state of tranquillity I have transcended the act of wearing your human rags.

These guys are actually legit pioneers of wearable computers and augmented reality. That pic was done in like the early 90's and those are all working technology demonstrators. Cyberpunk AF.

I was hoping this would be a Highlander thread

mafioso?

>cyberpunk

Ryan pls go

When's the remake with Michael B Jordan as McCloud, Elba as Ramirez and The Kurgan staying as an evil white man?

THAT'S IT!

Wolves don't lose sleep over the opinions of sheep

BORN TO BE KINGS

Of all fedoralords with katana pictures this guy would look really badass if he lifted.

I lost my shit when that guy whipped out the squeaky-toy.

All these pictures are just sad.

And they say vaccines are safe.

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External insulin pump.
Colostony bag has a bigger hose.

*blocks your path*

why are cats so fukin spooky

>ifunny.co

Where do we even get all these pictures of edgelord faggots from?

>you stepped into the wrong Dystopian neighborhood, son.

You're a hundred years too early to defeat me

They still sell pants that go up beyond your belly button?

notice the belt