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pretty good, now watch this

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is that Jared Leto?

>make sure swim happy white people don't die
Wait so is the blacks don't swim meme actually a thing?

Blacks don't swim, yes

Water be racist!

Why the fuck is Daddario barely in the trailer and the generic blonde is getting all the attention for being hot

>tfw no 10/10 autistic daddario gf

>will it be good?
it does not matter

I want Alexandra Daddario to impregnate me.

her pussy is bald and ready

ITT: actors who you hope suffer a potentially life threatening injury

Why, are you jelly of him?.

You sound hyperjelly, they'd need to update the Monster Manual just to include you

Looks funny and it's rated R, so it has a chance.

Sit through this entire video and tell me the only reason to hate this retard is jealously

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Was that moonman's music they used?

>Mitch is now a nigger
Well. It's the current year, I guess.

The Rock is like Schrodinger's Cat he exists in a state of non-ethnicity, neither samoan or black.

Did Efron get some shit done to his face? He looks different.

I know you want to believe this, user, but Pacific Islanders are also niggers.

>R-rated

you better believe it

Try actually reading my post next time and using some fucking critical thinking

>Schrodinger's Cat
>he exists in a state of non-ethnicity
That's not what Schrodinger's Cat is about, you fucking retard.

You have to go back

Baywatch was just another soap set on a beach.
I'm frankly fucking amazed that they're making a movie of it. Baywatch was remote control fodder because swimsuits. You only watched Baywatch because you stumbled upon it
And now they're trying to make a movie from that. Have people gone completely crazy? What the fuck is going on here?

will this be a tvshow

Tell me more about Shcrodinger's niggers.

What did they mean by this?

There is always an audience for people who want to see babes with big tits bounce around in bikinis.

Bet you weren't even born when Baywatch was airing.

it's still vaguely famous and it's le neo-80s trend, so there you go

>when black panthers get bleached

She probably meant that nigger pussy was made to be BLEACHED, exclusively, non-stop.

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daddario is supposed to be the ugly loser girl?

(((They))) realized a while back that if you spend a certain amount on marketing a movie that already has brand recognition you can make an almost foolproof investment with a good return.

It's all just accounting to them. They spend money they don't even have on projects because they know they're going to make x million from a movie before it's released based on screen tests.

Of course once in a while this blows up in their face (see: emoji movie) but even then they don't take much of a loss. It's all just a money laundering scam.

"Hoteps" are a movement of black historical revisionists and black power advocates.

The feature distinguishing them from "we wuz kangz types" is they don't blame whitey. They blame the Jews.

Thighs this skinny make my peepee turn 360 and walk away.

She's a solid 3/10 without tits hanging out.

Yea it's funny in the trailer she looks at the new blonde like "holy shit she's so hot I'll never be on her level" but then you realize that dad Dario herself is one of the hottest actresses on the planet so it makes no sense.

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The blonde is hotter.

faggot

It's a stereotype for a reason. Why are we calling stereotypes memes?

1:45 in that trailer is a braaaaaapppppp posters wet dream

I think the blonde is way better

looks like a shoddy beach version of 21 Jump Street

>>>reddit

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She's hot but where are her tits?

Daddario has the best pair I've seen in a while, and they're real to boot

>but where are her tits?
If by some act of God you ever ended up in bed with her, would you really care?

Daddario is almost perfection, but I still prefer the blonde and it's funny because I usually like brunettes

don't get wrong here, i know is just a have fun movie action type... but why in the hell a female lifeguard would use a swimming suit with a front zipper? i know it look sexy, but it has no useful end.

Yea that blonde is definitely smokin, I just prefer the titty monster in my baywatch

only if they go for extreme cheesecake

semen demon eyes

Why are none of those women attractive?

This is the show that had Pamela Anderson and Carmen Elektra, two of the biggest sex icons of the era. Now it's blonde Gal Gadot, big tit devil eyes Gal Gadot and faux-Gal Gadot

chegged for both quads and tits

Those 2 were sex icons AFTER baywatch weren't they?

Maybe daddario will do playboy after this or something

Gal Gadot is way better than any of these sluts

>If I can't see them, they can't see me.

>but user every form of ambiguity warrants the butchering of Shrodinger in tumblr! y r u so mean :(

Baywatch made Pamela Anderson. Carmen Electra was already famous for doing playboy and MTV before the show. Yasmine Bleethe is the other woman that got famous of Baywatch.

wut

Don't pay attention to him I looked at his past posts and they're garbage

>almoat perfection
>0 ass

>he's an ass guy

Hence ALMOST

I'm sorry. I was assuming the "almost perfect" was referring to her lack of feminine penis.

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MOMMY

Yeah and it's one of the stereotypes that blacks really love, for some reason

>chicken shouldered manlet baby
>jelly
not possible

this isn't reddit user

the white and yellow men are the only great apes that can swim

is that mammario?

He also looks like a 14 year old fag in his profile pic.

>post yfw you realize one of these days Daddario will cut off her tits

YOU JUST KNOW

I've been underrating Daddario.

I love Charlotte

For when someone needs some immediate mouth to breast resuscitation.

jesus christ, those pupils are about to swallow my soul

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10/10 tits
3/10 face

I don't get it, he's pretty quiet

Based Trevor.

I didn't laugh once,this just seems like a huge rip off of 21 jump street.


>mfw I heard "baywatch brand needs reviving" line

>Johnson, didn't you say your kid knows how to do them Photoshops?

none of those are on par with Pamela let alone Krista Allen, also one piece swimming suits are way hotter than bikinis

This is haram

Ummm transphobic much?? Extremely disappointing. It's 2017, will the trend of trans femmes as a joke finally die or what???

Alex a 9.999 confirmed

>"Thanks, blue eyed demon"
>Speaking to Efron not Daddario
What did he mean by this?

>roast beef
>saggy tits
>no ass
>tits too big
>autistic

>>saggy tits

oh boy here we go

He gets his, now go get yours.

Yep theres two reasons.
1. A lot of them grow up in innercity ghetto areas , not exactly ideal for swimming. 2. Theres something about..like their muscle density (?)or some shit that makes it harder for them to float and swim fast, its the same thing that makes them really fast runners. This isnt even Sup Forums-core opinion , normies and scientists agree on this if u do some research

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correct, particularly west african mandingos. Chimps and gorillas can't swim for the same reason