Brit/pol/: Well done Blairites well done, HOWEVER Edition

>THE REVOLUTION CONTINUES, COMRADES: CORBYN TO BE INCLUDED ON LEADERSHIP BALLOT
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36778135

>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97

>DAVID CAMERON: NEW PRIME MINISTER BY WEDNESDAY EVENING
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-11/david-cameron-says-u-k-to-have-new-prime-minister-by-wednesday

>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html

>THERESA MAY TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER AFTER ANDREA LEADSOM BACKS OUT
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/11/theresa-may-launches-conservative-leadership-bid-as-andrea-leads/

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

>NIGEL FARAGE: MAY'S SO COLD SHE MIGHT BE ALABASTER
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3682601/NIGEL-FARAGE-Theresa-s-cold-alabaster.html

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi/

>ANGELA EAGLE: "C-CORBYN STOP!!! THAT'S IT, I W-WARNED YOU, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL THE WRATH OF THE BLAIRITES"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36756975

>UKIP IS FINISHED - PAUL NUTTALL DROPS OUT OF THE LEADERSHIP RACE, NIGGER OR WOMAN SET TO REPLACE HIM AND "RID THE PARTY OF RACISTS, SEXISTS AND HOMOPHOBES"
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3682752/Who-ll-end-Cult-Nigel-m-woman-UKIP-s-best-known-female-politician-says-party-shed-chauvinist-image.html
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36756379

>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points

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>We're witnessing the death of the Labour party before our eyes

It's glorious

Based useful idiots

First for all glory to Corbychev
youtube.com/watch?v=PjHMYNM46Fw

Requesting Corbin commie memes anons .Need to shitpost on fagbook

onwards & upwards, fellow corbynistas

>Labour is Kill
>Eternal Tory govt confirmed
NEVERENDING TORRRYYYY
games.usvsth3m.com/neverending-tory/

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>implying old labour isn't rising

I've been away from Internet and Television for most of the day, what's happened?

Wait till at least 315 for new thread

These new voting rules are fucking MENTAL

This is going to fuck legitimate members just as much as Corbynites

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>corbyn
>keeps going when everyone tells him it's impossible

>sanders
>gives up like a little cuck

Someone made a song from Cameron's humming

youtube.com/watch?v=uhyORjJ00Rk

Bet he's too much of a coward to call a byelection assuming it's not fake.

NTH FOR HANG THE BLAIRITES

GULAGS FOR THOSE WHO TRANSGRESS AGAINST THE PARTY

BENEVOLENT DICTATOR CORBYN TO RESCUE UK FROM EU SHACKLES IN 2020

Fuck you

Fake.

>Corbyn
>Keeps going until Len McCluskey sticks the knife in.

No, New Blairite Labour is dying. Old Labour is returning.

Well there goes my credibility - like the Labour parties - it's fake

The absolute state of this though: twitter.com/saving_labour

Liar.

1st for this qt

Where is our counterpart to Corbychev?

>tfw no invincible ethnonationalist madman to follow

>Reverse Trotsky?

Why do ITV insist on showing the Bond film from a random point in the series?

>ms

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I'M NOT MAKING THIS ONE UP LADS

The vengeful spirit of Old Labour rises. Not only did she guide us to victory and our vote to get out of the EU but she will defeat the Blairites, who so hate the white English working class, and those child molesting Conservative fruits as well.

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Why lie?

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Nice knowing you folks, see you in the May Gulag

My Mum voted for Blair, Cameron twice and for leave.

Corbyn will win anyway, the unions are backing him and they know how to rig a vote.

PRAISE KEK

Unreliable source, he probably saw your post

"Old Labour" isn't returning. That's a meme too.

Corbyn is too far left to be "Old Labour" in the true sense of the term (Continues moving right even after winning in 1997 and 2001 and 2005, especially 2005 as authoritarianism seeps in.
>This farce pushes away Scotland, who vote SNP in 2007, and destroys turnout in working class areas.
>Blairites pretend this is all fine because "Blair won elections"

I would honestly give anything to live in a world where John Smith at least survived to win 1997.

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>implying ms is wrong

SNP opposition WHEN?

Is the SNP going to jump on this again? They asked about it after the no confidence vote.

>a credible opposition
If I wanted that, I'd join the SNP desu

Just signed up for UKIP membership.
UKIP Government 2020, screen cap this

>Not even UK wide.
Though, they support ISIS even more than ISIS, so I guess that's something in regards to replacing labour.

Are you an idiot? I was pointing out that divorcees are degenerate

>join now and give money for fuck all because you cant vote.

I'd be fucking PISSED if I'd signed up for this reason

NEW LABOUR
NEW BRITAIN

I paid the £3 to vote for Corbychev last time - should I bother to upgrade for £25 so I can have a vote?

I'm not even sure if I can as I moved constituencies and told my old Blairite MP to stop emailing me.

If you can afford it you might as well

OLD LABOUR
OLD BRITAIN

Could somebody please tell me what exactly is going on? All I can tell is Jeremy will be included on the ballot.

Bloc Quebecois were the official opposition for a few years in Canada

They are still MPs so they could still ask again even if they are only from Scotland. They will probably be told no again though.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-36660386

20% LESS SUGAR
SAME GREAT TASTE

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Too late this time I think

NEW LABOUR
NEW DANGER

It is time to dissolve the people and import a new one.
>Corbyn 2016
>Refugees welcome
>Owen Jones for Queen

£9million of Unite money will ensure that the right person is voted as Labour leader.

Yes.

>All I can tell is Jeremy will be included on the ballot
We are waiting on seeing if legal action is taken since there are hints it could be taken to court to get him removed. Though in short Labour is still imploding what ever the decision.

Is that a disguised Putin on the left?

That's what happening.
Normal rules would dictate that he would need support of his MPs (which he doesn't have) so they are changing the rules so he can be re-elect to lead a party where he doesn't have the support of his MPs.

There's two days where those who paid the £3 before February can upgrade to full membership by paying £25, but everyone else is fucked.

That's if I didn't screw up my registered supporters, or whatever they were called, status up.

Edited Plan to fix Britain:

>REMAIN a monarchy
>STILL name ourselves the UK
>BUT, along with a Prime Minister and a Queen, have a Lord Protector who takes over all of the traditional monarchs powers
>10 year terms
>Will appoint the Governments of each countries at will, decide Election Dates but have relatively less power elsewhere
>MMP system
>Large House of Commons, 10 MPs per million population (650 right now)
>Small House of Lords, 1 per million population (65 right now)
>HoL will have much more power than right now, can stand against the HoC
>Will be mostly elected, but will reserve positions for some very prominent people
>Keep peerages, but remove any Hereditary appointments
>They will serve as special advisers to the Houses
>Implement a written constitution, containing all of the generic stuff
>100% Parliamentary Democracy, absolutely NO plebiscite trash like referenda, and we cannot give up our sovereignty to intranational bodies like the EU
>National and Regional Governments and Parliaments for the entire nation and each constituent country
>No regional Party allowed in the National governments
>And no National Party allowed in the Regional governments
>Make secession illegal
>To strengthen ties between the nation, spread the separation of powers
>National Parliament (legislature) in London, England
>National Government (executive) in Edinburgh, Scotland
>National Courts (Judiciary) in Cardiff, Wales
>Place a focus on retaining British cultural heritage
>Important Church of England
>Small migration
>Nationalise only natural monopolies like railways and mines
>Economy of wellfare capitalism, so we don't go full socialism but our people don't die from hospital debt

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>tfw had a dream last night that the EU collapsed and the SNP were made the official opposition

At one time the unions used to have a block vote with their members, do they still do that?

>born too late to explore the earth
>born too early to explore the galaxy
>born just in time to witness the death of the Labour Party

It's a great thing user. Enjoy it, for all those who can't.

Can you even imagine the asspain is this were true?

I know this guy, and I trust him.

Jesus christ Labour are destroying themselves

it is widely believed that jeremy corbyn will win another leadership contest, since he still has the support of the party membership.

the MPs who are challenging him were hedging their bets on corbyn not automatically having a place on the ballot. if that was the case, he would have needed to be nominated again by enough MPs, which is unlikely.

now that he will be on the ballot, he will probably remain leader. this could potentially cause a split in the labour party. either way, the party is basically a walking corpse at this point, divided massively between its leadership, MPs, members and the rest of the country.

Labour leadership voting intention:

Jeremy Corbyn: 64%
Angela Eagle: 36%

(via ICM / 10 - 12 Jul)

twitter.com/britainelects/status/752500521357959170

>REMAIN a monarchy
Monarcucks please go back to Germany and take your Pagan witch with you, thank you

Who loves immigrants more? Blairites or Corbynites?

>At every Parliament meeting, have the Politicians first sing the national anthem of their constituent country, and then all together sing the entire countries national anthem (Probably something like Rule, Britannia
>Radical overhaul in foreign policy
>Shift away from the USA to pursue good relations with all countries
>Kick out their bases and troops from all British Territory
>Replace the American controlled Trident with a tiny nuclear force, and use the saved money on our conventional forces
>Intervene in no wars with sovereign states(no disastrous illegal wars like Iraq), but commit fully against non sovereign bodies(Troops against ISIS)

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>not calling ourselves Great Britain

UK sounds so limp

is any of this good from a standpoint of not being overrun by xenos in the long run?

Blairites were hoping to interpret some bullshit arcane rule to ban him from the new leadership election but they got BTFO ensuring commie Corbyn will live forever and crash Labour with no survivors.

ISABEL

HOWEVER what we really need is a list of people who are actually eligible vote in this new meme system

Corbz crashing Labour. The man is SAVAGE. This is top entertainment, lads.

THE GREAT PURGE IS AT HAND COMRADES

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British republicans are the saddest of all political creatures.

One member, one vote now, and you no longer are automatically a labour member when you join a union, you have to opt in.
Why not come along to Unite head office and join the campaign, see all the support we're giving to the Corbyn team.
(Most of our meeting room space, mobile phones, landlines, office space, mailing facilities etc etc).

>Monarcucks please go back to Germany and take your Pagan witch with you, thank you
Off to bed, you have school in the morning.

>he thinks full suffrage Democracy is good and won't simply lead to endemic socialism

I won't settle for anything less than full Absolute Jacobite Monarchism.

The tory government now only answer to the tory membership, because they have just won the next few general elections.

The tory membership is more right-wing then the general populace. Hence we'll see more right-wing policies on the table

>LIFEHACK; LOSE YOUR SEAT WITH THIS ONE SICK MOVE

both

>so they are changing the rules
That's unfair, the rule says that challengers need 20% of MPs to support them, it doesn't specify whether the leader needs the same so it was vague at best.

Even though this is fake, Farron said this on This Week

I think he was bullshitting though

GOODBYE CHAMPAIGN SOCIALISTS

YOU CAN FLEE NOW BUT COME 2020 JEZZA WILL TAKE WESTMINISTER

>Leader of the opposition Jimmy Krankie

As if those talks will come to anything, who'd want to defect to a party that's more irrelevant than an umbrella for shoes? Not to mention, if it WERE going ahead, you wouldn't advertise it on Twitter, you'd pull a UKIP and blindside everyone.

fake and gay

Doesn't matter if they're not UK wide in de-jure terms.

Better than the fucking Lib-Dems de-facto.

UKIP could be bantsy if somehow their 1 MP got it.

The SNP are legitimately more competent than the Labour party in every way, though. If I was a Labourite, the SNP would be essentially where I'd put myself ideologically except for immigration (they can afford to talk more left-wing on immigration since nobody actually moves to Scotland.)

So, is Theresa May going to be able to get the Snooper's Charter through now?

>There's two days where those who paid the £3 before February can upgrade to full membership by paying £25, but everyone else is fucked.
BBC has it worded slightly differently.
>It looks like anyone who joined after then will have to pay an extra £25 to become a "registered supporter" - and will get a two-day window in which to sign up
Which makes it seems that people who registered after can still vote if they upgrade.

If only Corbyn had the smallest shred of nationalism or patriotism in him. Such a shame.

THE PEOPLE'S FLAG IS DEEPEST RED