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first for i want a real german boyfriend

Kurds deserve genocide

nuke mena

>Opinion on the most based Afghan to live, The Lion of Panjshir, Ahmad ''Shah'' Massoud?
He's my father allhamduilah

provide proof or fuck off.

proof is in my heart

what do you think of this piece, written by our prime minister?
nytimes.com/2017/10/18/opinion/iraq-will-remain-united.html

I THINK HES BEING EXTORTED BY THE ASSYRIAN MAFIA WHO ARE STILL BUTTHURT ABOUT MUH KURDS

OH SHIT DIDNT MEAN TO POST HERE SAGESAGESAGE

>says the jew still butthurt about assyrians after 3000 years

Abadi is great please vote for him again. And pls for the love of god, don't vote Maliki

he is the father of all Afghans

just because you said so i won't
you festering infection

fuck you assman, go ahead vote for the retard that plunged your country in this madness not the guy that managed the impossible and saved it from the brink.

dumb black kamina poster

>getting so uppity over a single vote
>insinuating voting matters at all in mena
Being a drooling retard is ok, but being oblivious to it should be a crime

...

in iraq it kinda does. elections are quite free and fair.

>tfw snitch on 5 normies to them eachother respectively
>now they are all in a never-ending drama

ok non-politic related

i took a huge shit 10 mins ago and it still stinks as fuck. GF will come later, what should i do?

Eat shit.

take a bath with a toaster kudasai

take the shit and smear it on her face
she can't complain about stink if she's also stinky

ahahahahahaha such a random digression all of a sudden, this my humor right here kek, so random and scatological, goodnight my sides

not kidding.

expected nothing less from you fuckers.

>Thinking Gypshits can smell
Bro she will come back from her ghetto she wouldn't notice.

kek
you're probably right

...

what about cleaning the toilet

I've dug in too deep and seems like i've reached eurobeat hell
youtube.com/watch?v=ANgpRN5ePXY
youtube.com/watch?v=5uLivg6Hg2c
youtube.com/watch?v=1-nWSjzXY9Q

i did clean it. but still smells. had some really bad food for my stomach.
opened the windows a bit now and it;'s better. i should go buy one of those tablets that you put inside i think.

Thanks, seems now I'm getting beyond Salvation too.

>i should go buy one of those tablets that you put inside i think.
Solution: use superior Irani toilet.

dumb mob psycho poster

ror

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don't exist here.
what you sugest i renovate the entire bathroom of a rented apartment.....?

hey bro
tell me how many non-ironic monarchists are in Iran
because this shit pops up in my twitter feed from time to time
twitter.com/FaranakAzad1/status/920887804061736960

Use something called a brain, it's inside your skull.
Open your windows and spray an air freshener

>spray an air freshener
not a bad idea.

>assyrian
You mean iraqi arabs?

You really didn't think of that? Wow ur dumb

i have none. never needed it before... but i will buy one of those that puff that i saw on tv.
shouldn't be expensive...

Assyrian Neo-Aramaic (Syriac: ܣܘܪܝܬ, sūrët), or just simply Assyrian, is a modern Aramaic language within the Semitic branch of the Afro-Asiatic language family.[3][4] It is spoken by an estimated 200,000 people[1] throughout a large region stretching from the plain of Urmia in northwestern Iran, to the Nineveh plains, and the Irbil, Kirkuk and Duhok regions in northern Iraq (known as Iraqi Kurdistan), together with the Al Hasakah region of northeastern Syria, and formerly parts of southeastern Turkey.[5]

>tell me how many non-ironic monarchists
Nearly nonexistence in real life.
Everytime i go to twitter i only see "Saltanat talabs" and "Mojahedin fanboys" spreading lies and propaganda.
Monarchists are all LA diasporas.
Mojahedin accounts are all paid shills.
90% of Iranian people don't have an idea who the fuck is reza pahlavi.

Good. I hate the current regime but monarchism is a cancer.

Its a dead language and a dead people. They're ethnically exactly the same as northern iraqi arabs. They are just like many other Christians in the Middle East. They look for some random ancient civilization loosely related to them and they latch on to it, just so that they can tell westerners "we're not like those crazy arabs we're different i swear." Just more white worship bull shit.

>Just more white worship bull shit.
they tend to be more middle eastern centrist than any other ethnicity/religion of the middle east
you clearly haven't known any personally

Their is a good amount of Assyrians in Michigan, and they are as I described.

white worship? or disassociation from arabs?
because they're not related

Evening you shits

Who the fuck is Riza anyhow?

Just look at their online communities on reddit or facebook. On reddit they constantly post articles about recovered ancient artifacts in iraq and say stuff like "this is our history we cant let the arabs rob it." And on facebook everytime a child is born with hazel eyes they talk about how closer they are to european then arab. Even I have lighter eyes and i never thought it made me any less iraqi or arab.

They act like the kurds when they say we are not native to iraq just because we call ourselves arab. Maybe this is just the trap many diaspora fall into and i get triggered over nothing.

well pretty much all the assyrians/chaldeans i know are not diaspora except one i met here and he's not like that afaik

>And on facebook everytime a child is born with hazel eyes they talk about how closer they are to european then arab
Fuck man even Arabs do this. Not Facebook afaik but irl.

>Who the fuck is Riza anyhow?
son of the last Shah, he's larping in the US saying he's the Shah of iran.

fucking idiot kid

Oh yeah this'll go just fine...

he's a meme even to the US.
he's there for decades already.

muh iran muh shah

I fucking missed blade runner in the theater, I was on vacation for a week. Pls tell me it wasn't any good mena

are you seriously asking about the quality of a current day Hollywood remake ?

>monarchism is cancer
>giving the enraged bipedal turban masses any kind of auto determination

I never really liked the original tbfrank. Visually it's wonderful as everyone is happy to point out but otherwise it's completely overrated.
I wanted to watch this because the director is a god damn artist.

>morrorco
That's rich

never put morocco and rich in the same post ever again

I like themes about the definition of humanity, and the inquiry about the existence of a soul or not. fiction involving existentially aware AIs claiming human rights is something I love to see/read about. Most people don't give a shit because soul concept is religious so I can understand you were bored

Okay..

>Morocco
Our greatest ally :)

No I was bored because it was so fucking slow, and I don't usually mind slow movies but this one was stupid slow. And I could count 10 other movies that question personhood and the ethics of AI.
Also I'm a total fedora.

10 better movies

>slow
each scene was put together like a painting gotta take your time to appreciate

>10 better movies
let's go

fucking kill me now lads

I'm not gonna do that. All I'm saying is the movie is overrated and I didn't like it very much.
Harrison Ford is a terrible actor and it shows. That said some of the most acclaimed movies I really couldn't stand. Like Citizen Kain, Eraserhead and Birdman.

hmm i guess all those Sup Forums iq charts about Egypt were wrong.

Oh god
Not Egypt too

>going on Facebook
That's your first problem

Kurds deserve their own state.

It's one of those shows you hate not because it's bad but because people who watch it are reddit retards.
I love Rick and morty but people canonizing it kinda turns me off it...

Is the light red area stage 2 of the illegal occupation?

only thing kurds "deserve" is 200 grams of sarin per "person"

t. shia

You don't know me

>wasteful Iraqi
They get to share their sarin like the rest of us.

>antep
>kilis
>elazığ

also "Kurdish" clay is in fact "Turcomania" aka "Turkmenistan"
i'm not making it up

you're right, nobody does

don't be cheap now, they've earned it

It's really not though.The animation quality is really bad and the comedy aspect relies alot on toilet humor and pandering to geeks.

i hate western culture

i want an islamic revival now

this

>toilet humor and anti jokes
>lol so randumb
>le epik pop culture references
>baby's first allegories
>good
what the fuck man

my harem
you jealous loosers?

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It's far from perfect but it's often smart if not genius. I've loved Harmon's style of self awareness, absurdism and nihilism ever since Community. Rick and morty just take to another level. Boiling it down to toilet humor is just overkill.

>loosers
what exactly do I loosen ? your anus maybe

>hit the wrong post number

dumb frogposter

Only Christian Arabs?

yes we've established that already can you fucking move with your life ?

Reminder
fuck ar*Ps