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pizzaburger edition

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>Alan
>Lisicki
>Thailad
>Ribena
>Danelad
>Vietlad
>Passfag
>Oxford bender
>Commie chink
>Leftypol Australian
>RadCen Canadian
>Beto
>HaitiANO
>Liam
>Bucks/Kiwi
>Ulster/Slovak VPN
>Puerto Rican lefty
>Parisian
>Latvian
>Cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle poster
>Ethiopian
>Tranny spammer
>Bradley poster
>Machines Jew
>Ludders
>Emma Watson Yank

who is the smartest?
who is the dumbest?
who is your favourite?
who is your least favourite?
who are you most like?

hi

>break some ribs
>potential brain damage
or
>death

hmm yes quite the conundrum

You're autistic

hate every single fucking one of them

>who is the smartest?
me because I'm not on a shitlist

the only good recurring character in /brit/ was the ethiopian

had a pizza burger at a restaurant once. it wasnt like that though. it was a burger in a calzone with loads of melted cheese and pepperoni. it was really greasy and disgusting. never again. terrible idea.

where's my mention?

This is why I like Thailand and the people it attracts

all cunts aside from the ethiopian and icelad

if you recognise more than 5 of these names you literally need to off yourself

radcen canadian
beto
radcen canadian
cute girl with the cute ears runt
radcen canadian (because i'm him)

Well this is weird, I thought I was on Sup Forums but I appear to have stumbled into some kind of Tumblr/Reddit/Twitter/Facebook kind of site.

anime

The potential for brain damage is exceedingly high. There's a reason a lot of countries/states have "do not resuscitate" orders. Even in a hospital from a medical professional you're likely going to be completely fucked afterwards
Death is preferable to being a vegetable imho

ain't nobody got time fo' dat

ever notice that in poor areas the pavements have a thick layer of gum and some weird greasy fat all over it

disgusting

fucking hell is /brit/ really that dominated by personalities

>weird greasy fat
all mee

Most interesting: Vietlad
Most helpful and chill: Thailad

...

is this a london thing

What do you mean by "hard" drugs, heroin? Do you consider psychedelics "hard"? What drugs you have done?

This seems galaxy brain at first but really that's a fairly common analysis.
The better question is not why common right-wingers in blanket terms reject Marxism with a fraction of the hysteria leftists reject a whole host of buzzwords, but how 99% of Marxists can be blinkered quasi-religious fanatics for a rigid eschatological system based on incorrect assessments of one society a hundred and fifty years ago, and yet still the biggest block for swallowing the LGBT race-baiting intersectionality con job harder than any of that mythology of Marx himself.

PAGING DR. ALAN
WE NEED A DOCTOR ON THE SCENE. STAT.
PATIENTS SUFFERING FROM SEVERE MALWARE INFECTION - HES NOT RESPONDING TO ANTIBIOTICS
THE PATIENTS GOING INTO SHOCK, WE NEED RESUSCITATION
WHAT DO WE DO, DR. ALAN? WE NEED YOUR SAGE ADVICE

>3 fwb's messaging me at the same time
>2 of them complaining i'm not replying quick enough

fucking hell this is hard work lads

why is barb poster(s) not on the list

actually yeah

well cold me

...

theres only about 3 irish posters and you brits cant distinguish between them

Heartily recommend this pizza (from Aldi)

have they got central heating up north yet?

Soft drugs: weed, haschich
Hard drugs: the rest
Although I have tried psychedelic truffles in Amsterdam once. Was a very introspective experience. Didn't see anything weird. Just thoughts flying faster than usual.
But I'm no expert

i know one of you has a benzo addiction

mako
trinity

there's the angry irish rorke (also called west brit)
mboko/irish lefty
who's the third

dont kno what that is mate

Who wants to hear a good joke?

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oh no
go on

I fought the law
guess who won

as it should be
others should take note

no

It's dominated by pathetic no life faggots who unironically think /brit/ is social media, and a handful of self-obsessed attention whores who exploit these losers loneliness by acting like /brit/ is their personal blog.

go on lad

>female character is struggling with something and making moaning sounds

>turn down the volume so mam won't think I'm watching porn

>you brits cant distinguish between them
that's what you think paddy

all me 2bh
whos mako and trinity hasn't been seen 2+ years

Most of the pictures posted by the Emma Watson poster are from when she was quite young, bordering if not entering nonce territory
Hmm
Might have to alert the authorities

yes go on

is it the be positive one?

>who is the smartest?
alan
>who is the dumbest?
liam or any yank
>who is your favourite?
THE bradley poster
>who is your least favourite?
too many to choose from
>who are you most like?
alan

>the Weinstein Company
Harvested.

i do

>wanting a worn-out WEINSTEINED slag

iktfb

there's this new invention called "headphones"

oh for FUCKS sake

giz a joke

I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

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>Hi, uh
*squints to see your name tag*
>alan, how are you doing? I'll have a moccha frappe with a shot of caramel please
>I HAVE A PHD IN INFORMATICS YOU KNOW!
>good for you!
*pats alan on the head*
>now how much will that be?

>THE bradleyposter
>the monobrad
>the uni-brad
>the singular poster of bradleys
>that one guy who post brads

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squawking

good one lad

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Fitizen

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need rose to bum me

lol

christ
that one hurt

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Classic /brit/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>modern /brit/

the modern american

did it hit too close to home?

just shummed

arrogance

>who is the smartest?
Danelad
>who is the dumbest?
Liam
>who is your favourite?
Alan
>who is your least favourite?
Tranny spammer/Passlad
>who are you most like?
Puerto Rican lefty

I want to porg her all night long.

Thanks, lads.

nmh (nodding my head)

*opens CK2*
*let the game run for 2 years at 3x speed*
*quits out of boredom*
ah yes
now to repeat this again tomorrow night

they're well done tattoos at least

>tfw no gf who's bigger than me

Thats exactly the problem, wish i could just randomly go on the train around the big cities or drive deep into the countryside and frequent country pubs.
Especially with a group of friends, like 1 or 2, 3 at a stretch.

PORG'D

anyone watching that Stalin film

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youtu.be/XmTV62mE1PA

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

Names which you have only ever heard on internet forums and have no idea how to pronounce:
>Niamh

the ethiopian is my favourite

yeh

>british humor

God I'm lonely

guffawing

it's neve u mong