this is me edition
/cum/
Queer
Finland is here
trash edition
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Well my brother's going to get here in a couple of minutes.
Time to get ready to start moving my girlfriend's stuff to my place.
>its a calgary-kun relapses after spending 3500 dollars on treatment edtion
wew
you have T H I C C legs user :3
wow you sure are fat
il CAZZO """italiano" NEGRO
>Soft spoken and shy qts are better
Dumb feminist nigger
Now post best girl
You too
Start posting best girl
Non whites should be impaled on spikes
I bought
- corn puffs with peanut flavor "Mexican style"
- puffed corn coated in chocolate, cut and squared
- a bag of gummies, coconut flavored outside with licorice (not strong) in the middle
What should I snack, please choose.
And raped
ehhh
>asanagi
kys
What's wrong?
not sure what to do with my life anymore buds
im such a failure
how old are you and what have you failed at
28
failed at life
failed at sobriety
good bye
gonna go chat up with the girls that work for google at the local starbucks and listen to their asinine opinions on just about anything in exchange for a potential date
gonna ride my motorcycle and wear my wear bomber jacket to make it easier
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Really want to be a cute Asian girl
really want an asian gf
i'm sure you are a more valuable person than me at 20
it is never too late to change :-)
holy fuck have you ever seen two kids more punchable
This is me.
maybe i should stop drinking.....
lmao who am i kidding i should finish my gun anmd kms
despite the fact that the police have told me that's illegal
i'm trying to change my life too user, i know what means to be born "wrong"
are you кoт?
Catgirl
people like us should just ethnically cleanse ourselves
if they let people like us swap genders during our childhood people would be so much happier in the world
oh you're one of THOSE
grim
haha holy shit did he really just say that
How is OP's girl called, again? Sachiko or something like that?
I've got a couple of pictures of her scattered around and would like to gather them together.
it's not a girl
it is a drawing. it's not real
if you don't know, then you don't deserve to have a folder of her
we can get better because we have nothing to lose
starting to lose focus buds
this is generally the point where i stop remembering things and go to sleep, have seizures, etc
Trump is the best girl
this video changed my life
youtu.be
are you the guy who worked at the gas plant then got fired for drinking and then was in the hospital?
i take it you're also the guy who was making the zip gun?
You did vote for Trump, right?
yes to all of those
Yes
you're drinking right now
Reminder that I, a black man, have an Italian passport and there's nothing you larping heritagefags can do about it
Fuck you and your mainstream meme waifu, it IS Sachiko indeed and she's going to my iDOLM@STER folder, where I stuff all these shitty genetic anime girls into. Raburaibu, Cinderella Whatnot, they're all there, since there is practically no difference..
nope, because i'm not a fucking braindead retard
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yes and???
As long as your not in southern Italy I don't care
i don't even watch anime
i love rose
i meant to have a question mark on that
pretty sad situation you've found yourself in
do you have family and friends left or have you alienated yourself from them all?
fun fact:
hate niggers
who doesn't
Hate niggers too
Hate both niggers and black people
Does not compute.
my family is pretty good they stick by me
yes its a grim situation im not sure how im goiung to recover from this one
was told i have autism when i told the doctor i idolize terrroists
me? don't like niggers
i'm ok with black people though
>failed at sobriety
At least you're not an alcoholic like a bum. Could you imagine? Abusing a substance that has 0 (zero) constructive qualities?
you idolize terrorists? what do you mean exactly
also sounds like you lack discipline, maybe you should join the army or something
haha yeah imagine those heroin addicts x
Crime rate in my town went up after more black people started living here, wonder why
so who loves asian girls?
>you're mentally ill, hey you should join the army that will set you straight
>you idolize terrorists? what do you mean exactly
imagine being able to change what worl powers do just by yourself
easier than being president
Everybody does.
wow racist much
black people commit crimes because white people think they commit crimes you bigot
reasonable observation
what's so autistic about that?
also, a couple questions:
Do you live by yourself?
How do you get money for booze?
>Do you live by yourself?
>How do you get money for booze?
yes
i live off savings
also you sound like a boliceman
good
there is a japanese girl that is moved in my hometown with is boyfriend to open a restaurant
is my first time i eat sushi and ramen and they taste so good
i'm not a bolice man, why would i be? to arrest you for making a zip gun? how did you lose your pal anyways?
how much longer will your savings last?
>how much longer will your savings last?
they're out
and yes the police have threatened to arrest me before for makking a zip gun
i lost my pal for threatening to kms with my shotgun
i almost was arrested for making explosives when i was under 18, lucky that was before the whole terrorism thing
i americans
oh wait no that was after the terrorism thing became big
lmao how did i not get arrested
especially with what i've been doing
welcoming friend
>i americans
what did he mean by this?
youtube.com
recommended watch
man fuck this state fucking $15 to get something notarized
are you liking my thread so far?
whenever i think about heartrate, pulse, blood pressure, and blood flowing in my thighs i start to feel queezy
post mor lolis
I will never forget that perfect Desi girl I got cucked out of slamming by my employer.
She was so perfect.
Yet I never managed to see her ever again.
Was she only a passing tourist?
Was she a local?
Then why have I never seen her again?
I will take this question to the grave with me.
I really want to succ some SEA monkeytoes desu
interesting stuff, what kind of explosives were you making?
how does taking one's pal away work?
do they just show up and demand you give them all your guns and surrender your license card?
>what kind of explosives were you making?
acetone peroxide
highly unstable and dangerous
>how does taking one's pal away work?
they just took them away when i was threatning to kms, since i didnt have an rpal they just took my guns out of my closet
my dads friend has them and i still have a key for the triggers on them, not like trigger picks are that hard to pick
i had my card until i lost my wallet a couple monmths ago so i could still buy ammo, hence why i could make a zip gun
>acetone peroxide
>apparently highly explosive
>tfw i used to mix acetone, peroxide, drain cleaner and all sorts of shit to age rivets for some handicrafts project shit i made a while ago
not sure if merely mixing it will do something but eh
maybe that's why the lady at the pharmacy was asking me twice why i want to buy this
going to canada tomorrow
what should i expect lads
I had sex with a girl last night and decided I was going to try being rough with a girl, which I'd never tried before, so I started pulling her hair really hard and then I choked her. When I started choking her she started moaning and orgasming.
Does the rest of /cum/ know this feel?
Hi friends!
yeah, my buddy bought a rifle and the guy had a trigger lock on it with no key, i got it off with a screwdriver in about 5 minutes, all you have to do is poke the ratchet sear down
so they didn't even take away your pal? that's pretty wild
>playing with primary explosives
damn dawg you're nuts, i stick to tertiary
americans
what part of canada?
you'll probably find it to be like a bizarro america where everything is the same but slightly different