/brit/

A quandary edition

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homolove

answer is 0.4777 swedela

willies

wagga wagga

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people who live in glass houses... have to answer the door

look what you made me do

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me on the left

>burgers w/ blue cheese are delicious
>saves money (will be like £15 total vs. £35 odd for drinks and fast-food or £100 if I end up going out etc.)
>comfy
>don't want to end up super drunk or snorting illicit substances

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my bennies just arrived lads

Post the picture. you know the one.

what a raging narcissist

wow

face like a slapped arse

How long do you lads reckon she spent getting this picture right

powerful

beta cross worshipers btfo again

absolutely adorable
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Things that didn't happen: the post

literally every single human carries a tracking device with recording features in their pockets

the jews won

octopuses

why do we need 'em

People who watch these must be very sad and lonely

Honestly the best way of describing it

Absolute Islamic state of that Barnet too, imagine paying someone for that chop, fucking legoman haircut

Looks like she's wearing a helmet ffs

Greater London

Yorkshireman, displaced to Merseyside. Perpetually a student, but now being paid for it. Professional tea drinker. Fond of walking, cats, making funny noises down large pieces of metal, comedy, museums, and board games, often in combination. I try to be smarter than the average bear, but mostly settle for being hairier than the average man.

I'm more likely to be found in the kitchen at a party debating lefty politics with the host's cat than tearing it up on the dance floor, but can let my beard down on special occasions.

Polyamorous (ethically, I'm in an open relationship with the knowledge of all parties), and fairly new to online dating, looking mostly for someone to have a laugh with, in whatever form that takes.

I don't

didn't even look at the thread this was posted in
posted from the catalog

a picture of themselves taking a picture...
don't get it

The Numale Bio

Do Scousers know how to fish

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Aunt's had a word

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Have they taken Shia LaBeouf's flag from the French building yet?

Reminder she is literally a virgin and ergo the best commie

how do i tell if a girl likes me lads

not long enough apparently

summer's got that kit harrington gormless look going on

she looks nice when she smiles though

what is it with gays and religion
>we want to marry in your gods name
>we want you to make us a cake or you'll go to prison

almost every other sect on the planet can tolerate faggots but they have to harass the one group that doesn't

If you get bad service in a restaurant, choose another fucking restaurant. Don't keep going back just to piss them off more and more.

why is elon musk on the front page of reddit every fucking day

the joke about my smartphone being a "£300 paperweight" didn't go down well at the dinnertable lads, my normie family looked at me like I was some sort of alien

any repungent little worm man in

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Playing with the gf

We're all in agreement that on balance bullying is a good thing yeah? Certainly stopped me being such a cringy cunt in year 9

not yet

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The definitive guide
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He has 30,000 reddit accounts and upvotes every story about himself

normdrones at work are hyped for the iphone x

'dit

hmm very respectful bet they wouldnt dare do that on a mosque

tape a flare to a drone it fly it into the flag

girls have become so objectified in the 21st century that all you can see of her in this picture is her arse

that's all this woman is to the people who view this picture, a bum

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bullying is fine by actual friends no?
but to have strangers bully me and harass me in any way, no thanks

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Lads watch this

do not care one bit

neat

>Yorkshireman, displaced to Merseyside.
come home, nordic man

nobody cares poofter

women are sex toys for men, nothing more

hat

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And how many times have you had sex

yer ma's got a baldy heed and collects baccy papers

>hat

i'm actually smart i'm just bad at maths

This is a bad place to network on a professional level

Never met a woman as interesting as any man.

Why are they so fucking boring?

>Islamic state of that Barnet
ha

Wrong. Alan has gotten 3 citations from /brit/ ALONE.

they're interesting to other women

people who are good at maths aren't smart

nice reddit video

she has the same haircut that you see on dolls

>not using disposable PAYG phones not linked to your name that you replace weekly
>not removing the SIM and storing your phone in a lead-lined case when you don't need it

LOOOOOL

>>hat

>London 2012 Olympic gold medallist McKayla Maroney says she was sexually abused by former USA gymnastics doctor Larry Nassar from the age of 13.

>Maroney, 21, said she was abused over a seven-year period by Nassar.

*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

if i remember right, her nudes were positively DIRE.

not really an argument is it sweaty

Would LOVE to give him my card

jesus wept

>mfw I found out you need a passport to activate a PAYG sim in Australia

ah no i enjoyed it good video thx for sharing x

go ahead and post it lad i'll make sure he sees it x

nice reddit video

>you need a passport to activate a PAYG sim in Australia
the state of australia

he was arrested ages ago though
he was caught with loads of cp

the difference is she chose to pose for the lower pic

>you need to take a 5 month licensing course before the final exam to watch tv in the UK
the state of britiain

>>not removing the SIM and storing your phone in a lead-lined case when you don't need it
you think that can stop (((them)))

think I'm a bit lactose intolerant
also got brown eyes
not looking good lads

>you dont need anything to buy a gun in america
the state of yankland

rasheed

delete this post mate

what's your point

That's not a bad thing