Dan "Show me your toes to get on my shows" Schneider

Dan "Show me your toes to get on my shows" Schneider

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Please don't call him that.

He prefers to be called Dan "Mythbuster" Schneider.

He literally fucks all his teen and child stars. Its absolutely reprehensible.

>muh teens cant handle fame

Yeah it absolutely has nothing to do with the 45 year old jew raping them at every turn right

Dan "rub on my cock or you get dropped" Schneider is better

They don't call him Dan "Stink Fingers" Schneider for nothing

Dan "stretching it wider" Schneider

Dan "Executive Producer, Pre-Teen Seducer" Schneider

Wait what's this guys name again?

he is packing SOME HEAT

Dan "Balls on your nose, tongue on your toes" Schneider

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Dan "In the back of the trailer is where i'll assail her" Schneider

Dan "Diaper Sniper" Schneider

Dan "I'll stand behind her" Schneider

Dan "Large Hymen Collider" Schneider

Dan "the kike at Nick giving tykes the dick" Schneider

Dan "Balls slapping your ass, I was on head of the class" Schneider

Dan "if she wants the roles she will give me her holes" Schneider

Dan "I want to seriously end my life because every single day the same worries and fears plague me until I finally give up and collapse into my bed nearly in tears, only waking up to continue on this complete waste of time that I call my life in order to not overly worry my nearest living relatives - one of whom was recently diagnosed with cancer please fucking kill me so it just looks like it was an accident and not me [I don't want them to think I killed my self but I want to die nonetheless please fucking kill me there is no purpose and there won't be any help coming from any time soon please fucking kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me" Schneider

Dan "Hold it tight i'm going deep" Schneider

Dan "Your Daughter will be a star...after I finger her in my car" Schneider

I'm tired of coming on Sup Forums and seeing slanderous threads like this one about Dan. Do you really think if what half you morons are saying is true that the authorities wouldn't have intervened by now? I challenge you to find any evidence of any of these disgusting claims because I know that you won't. Time to shit on the pot or get off idiots.

really gets those neurons firing up

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Dan "The man with the van and the rope" Schneider

this

Just waiting on that Canadian poster that sticks up for Dan now,

Sup, dan

Do you know how long it took before Jimmy Seville was found out, you ignorant Jew loving shill. Fuck out of this thread and go back to sucking some fat Jew daddy cock.

>Time to shit on the pot or get off

Dan "Pee on my Chest and i'll make you the best!" Schneider is in this thread!

Hello Dan

Kek

Dan "The man who is accused of being a pedophile because he is a fat man in his late 40s producing tween sitcoms" Schneider

Idiot.
Come on bitch boy, put your money where your mouth is and dig up some "evidence."
Good luck finding it because there is none.

Hey Danny boy, how much hush money do you have to pay per year?

Dan "it's just temporary the ass raping pain, focus on the fleeting fame you'll gain" Schneider

Is that because Dan "if they come searching at Nick, burn the memory stick" Schneider is songood at covering his tracks?

I think defending Dan Schneider has become a meme in itself. There's always that one poster.

"Coke Can Dan" and Dan "the man with the plan and the candy in the van" Schneider seem to be his two most common aliases.

has he ever been connected with Terry Richardson?

boy's face: natural happy expression
girls faces: survivors

Bitch boy. Ha. You're the bitch on here all butt hurt and crying over Dan "have mommy sign here, then I can fuck you in the rear" Schneider. Are we offending you with our "where there's smoke there's fire" accusations? Shall I dial whine-1-1 and get you a WHAHmbulance?

More like posting vile accusations about an upstanding man is a meme. You "people" make me sick.

Is that THE Dan 'The Man From Cunnyy chan' Schneider?

Victoria Justice pants are slightly down...

Dan "Don't compare me to Chris Farley or else you won't get on icarly" Schneider

You are slime.

nice rhyme scheme hombre

kek

Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider

Dan "sucking the toes of underage hoes" Schneider

Kek

here comes the FBI van, Dan.

Dan "I'll give you a free snack if you let me finger your asscrack" Schneider just doing what he does best.

>upstanding man
What did you mean by this?

Dan "she used to be tighter" Schneider

Dan "I'll show you a real man if you get into my candy van" Schneider.

Don't give Dan any (you)s fools

Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider

I think most of you are jealous he's a successful guy from r9k.

Dan "Smell my finger" Schneider

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Dan "she stars on nick, she gets the dick" Schneider

>his left hand
holy shit

holy kek, witnessed, you should be proud of yourself

Fuck

Guys guys he is most famously known as Dan "A Toe for Every Hole" Schneider

I like this one

Ole Danny ' hitting the Preteen can again'

I see I'm going to have to contact the administrator of this hell hole in order to get these threads banned.

Dan "Take It Deeper If You want Your Show To Be A Keeper" Schneider

Dan "stick it inside her" (((Schneider)))

Kek

Dan "The man, with a van and a plan, from cunnych4n, rough rider" Schneider

This looks like it may be copyright infringing content. I suggest you take it down.

BUMP!!!!

Dan "but I poop from there sir" Schneider

Hey Dan. Give me 10k a week and I'll help you root away your problems.

I know you can afford it

Dan "while I'm writing shows for a living, all those pre-teen holes need a filling" Schneider

Top kekd and top checked!

Dan "if she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to breed" Schneider.

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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kek

Dan "You should contact your service provider, I laid my COX cable inside her" Schneider?

Why?

>"Oy Vey! This hurts muh personal feelings. Im gonna hav this shut down!"
You dont really get this website nor the interenet do you, Dan "Take it deeper I'll make you richer" Schneider?

Dan "my shows are for kids, just like my dick" Schneider