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anime

*burp* gods not real stewie

Love fannies.

name one thing that's not poo

i genuinely want to die

egg

feel like utter shit just want her back

any 'ck and 'ty man in?

IT'S UP TO ME NOW, TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS

feel like utter shit just want to have a gf

*deletes all boards except /ck/*
ahh much better

The Great Peasants' Revolt was a widespread popular revolt in the German-speaking areas of Europe from 1524 to 1525.

Up to 100,000 of the 300,000 poorly armed peasants and farmers were slaughtered. It was Europe's largest uprising prior to the French Revolution of 1789.

In the sixteenth century, most German princes broke with Catholicism by using the nationalistic slogan of "German money for Germany".

The innovations in technology of the Late Medieval period began to render the lesser nobility (the knights) militarily obsolete. Likewise, the clergy was beginning to lose its overwhelming intellectual authority.

During the 1524 harvest, the Countess of Lupfen ordered serfs to collect snail shells. Within days, 1,200 peasants had gathered and within a few weeks most of southwestern Germany was in open revolt.

The peasant uprising was as complete failure.

300 years later, this ledKarl Marx to conclude that the communist revolution, when it occurred, should be led not by a peasant army but by an urban proletariat.

would support this

is google broken

We need a theme song lads? Can we all agree on one?

non-decimal currencies are mental

Very nice

As long as your sure you aren't gonna get there and get stabbed by some random Dimitri go for it la

use duck duck go

the windows xp login sound

oi

um no sweaty xx

some guy who works as an autistic child assistant used to bully me on forums years ago
eventually we made peace and i gather he was actually quite sad when i left but i've started to hate him again since being diagnosed with autism. have a strong impression he should have known and not been a cunt.

oh well, whatever.

FUCKING FRUIT FLIES

Found the source of them two days ago which was a rotten sandwich in the bin. Got rid of the bin.

Killed about 50-60 flies with my hands since them but I'm still seeing them everywhere

don't know what to fucking do

interpol went shit after ______

Got a gf five months ago.
Never had one before that.
Now I'll probably end up marrying her in the not too distant future.

send a single fruit fly to new zealand and laugh as Bill English declares martial law

Sort of feel that as a student i should be subsisting off of deep pan frozen pizzas from tesco.
But i just get M&S meal deals and things from the Waitrose Delhi.

dry ur eyes mate

>don't want the government to have too much influence
>don't want corporations to have too much influence
what's my political leaning

Just turn Sup Forums into one single chatroom
Can you even imaj the rate of yous

because you're an oxford twat and your high court dad funds everything

does she have a smile that deserves protecting?

not sure why africans can't go back to africa and pakis can't go back to pakistan

fuck that seems like a comfortable life
sometimes uni makes me feel pretty restricted in lifestyle 2bh

not sure why americans can't go back to /cum/

Yes. Also she's like four weeks pregnant .

I thought you had dining halls at oxford no?

The Cherry Blossom Society was an ultranationalist secret society within the Imperial Japanese Army.

Their avowed goal was to restore the Emperor Hirohito to his rightful place and the establishment of a new cabinet based upon state socialism.

One prominent leader was Kuniaki Koiso, future Prime Minister of Japan from July 22, 1944, to April 7, 1945.

not sure why brits can't go back to britfa.gs

is her name michelle?

1. make sure you don't throw stuff like sandwiches in the garbage can if you are going to be a lazy bastard and not take care of disposing the trash right away
2. i myself am a lazy bastard and i have a polythene bag in my freezer which holds (1) banana skins (2) egg shells (3) used up yogurt cartons etc
This way fruit flies cannot feed on anything and i can dispose things away on my choosing or when the freezer gets full

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

Muslim.

No, but her name starts with an M

pics

i voted ye

can now reveal that I was the 7th vote

centrist

Looks like you're off to book your air flight lad. I would have voted Yes also.

Just realised the prime minister/president doesn't actually do anything

It's not like sim city where you actually have to control and monitor every detail constantly
that's someone else's job. you just pass big decisions every now and then

Jinx buy me an m&s meal

Mary?

God? Love him
His son jesus? Love him
Muhammad? Hate him

I-im at newcastle, and i only spend £100 a week so its not like i am living it up, have spent more than that on nights out in London.

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see

Sounds like American Republicanism from 1870-1920

Yeah

>only spend £100 a week
FOB

hate capeshit

sick of reading kuffar posts

good read tbqh
marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1850/peasant-war-germany/index.htm

radcen
welcome to the club

good lad

will report back in an hour or so with a storytime

It only exists because of Americans

drooling estrogen cretins

Fucking state of yanks. 30 year olds arguing over which superhero could defeat who in a fight

£100 lol that was probably my rent and catering and expenses a week

left libertarian

You probaly a Shia, innit?
You probaly a Shia, innit?
They all kuffar.
They all kuffar.
Wot?
Who could do anyfing bout it?
Wot?
Shia are kuffar.
Wot?

...

>post something factual on reddit
>get a downvote
These people for real or what? Real glad that Sup Forums doesn't have downvotes. I can come here without hurting my feelings.

thought you aren't supposed to pick catering because it's always shit?

don't want anyone to have any sort of power

good, thought you were my ex's husband. really hate the look of his face, not bitter about it at all. he just looks like an absolute dope

you have my vote

Why? A year's worth of breakfast and dinner for almost nothing. Good for first year, at least in 2008, took extra toast and a bit of jam and that was my lunch

sucking a nigger

oh i have catering too but not at lunches or weekends , often dont bother with it because its sub par

its just a social experiment bro chill out!

Can't be your ex's husband since she's my girlfriend and we're too young to already be married

Love God and his son Jesus me

>>post something factual on reddit
>>get a downvote
>These people for real or what? Real glad that Sup Forums doesn't have downvotes. I can come here without hurting my feelings.

Did you imagine life would be like this?

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ch9OFr04b8M
fascinating

don't care about this weinstein shit

Could someone please explain this article? It says that a shortage of wood has caused house prices in America to rise. What does wood have to do with building a house when modern buildings all have steel frames? Do cabinets really cost so much?

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-10-19/building-or-purchasing-a-u-s-home-it-s-getting-even-pricier

>The tremendous and highly complex industrial development which went on with ever accelerated rapidity during the latter half of the nineteenth century brings us face to face, at the beginning of the twentieth, with very serious social problems. The growth of cities has gone on beyond comparison faster than the growth of the country, and the upbuilding of the great industrial centers has meant a startling increase, not merely in the aggregate of wealth, but in the number of very large individual, and especially of very large corporate, fortunes. The process has aroused much antagonism, a great part of which is wholly without warrant. It is not true that as the rich have grown richer the poor have grown poorer. On the contrary, never before has the average man, the wage-worker, the farmer, the small trader, been so well off as in this country and at the present time. The mechanism of modern business is so delicate that extreme care must be taken not to interfere with it in a spirit of rashness or ignorance. Great corporations exist only because they are created and safeguarded by our institutions; and it is therefore our right and our duty to see that they work in harmony with these institutions.

*injects rorke with estrogen*

it'd take a major natural disaster or war for me to care about any news

ghosts aren't real

don't care

me and the lads

...

find banks scary
they're so big and powerful and have ties in everything

*burp* ghosts aren't real morty

me on the right wondering why you're staring at your sword like a creep

straight people cannot feel love

if jesus historically existed then who is historically his father?

what do you base this on?